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#4581 james.a

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 03:34 PM

Lorries that are limited to 40mph on single carriageways. I mean seriously wtf?

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 03:48 PM

Farcical, isn't it? :beat:

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 03:52 PM

tbh given they weigh a fcuk load, the slower the better imho...

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 03:57 PM

tbh given they weigh a fcuk load, the slower the better imho...


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Your average Asda/Tesco lorry is weighing in at between 25 and 30 tons, given that the driver has naff all feedback through the steering or his backside...40mph is plenty thumbsup

#4585 KurtVerbose

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 05:58 PM

Splash-back when you poo.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 06:23 PM

For as long as I can remember, I have laid a precautionary piece of bog roll in the pan pre-poop, to avoid the initial splashback. Perhaps one of the least pleasant feelings ever experienced.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 07:20 PM

tbh given they weigh a fcuk load, the slower the better imho...

No no no. They don't drive so slowly in north America. Therefore they hold me up less.

All of them being limited to 56mph is just farcical. So they are all driving the same speed give or take 0.5 MPH. That's great for them to overtake. Oh wait. It takes fcuking miles. And bastard ages.

They should have a light on the back indicating they are travelling flat out. And if so overtaking is illegal.

#4588 CHILL Gone DUTCH

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 07:31 PM

They used to lift off if they were being overtaken,

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 07:41 PM


tbh given they weigh a fcuk load, the slower the better imho...

No no no. They don't drive so slowly in north America. Therefore they hold me up less.

All of them being limited to 56mph is just farcical. So they are all driving the same speed give or take 0.5 MPH. That's great for them to overtake. Oh wait. It takes fcuking miles. And bastard ages.

They should have a light on the back indicating they are travelling flat out. And if so overtaking is illegal.



No no no, make the back of all trailers white and put projectors in the wind slammers so drivers can watch porn etc and not have a desire to overtake.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 08:17 PM

Haven't we had this conversation? :lol:

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 08:47 PM

Yes

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:27 PM

I can't be bothered to have a rant

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 06:42 AM

I can't be bothered to have a rant/>


A picture paints a thousand words, a shocking picture paints several times more.

I honestly thought the pictures of Kerry were shocking enough, but seeing yours too is a big reminder how fragile that balance is.

Get back behind the wheel as quick as you can. You won't like it and there will be many occasions when the slightest of things spook you. Oh and be warned that Lizzie will probably take some time to be comfortable with you at the wheel. Not because she doesn't trust you, but because that is a close as she can get to reliving it.

Have been there and it isn't a nice place to dig yourself out of. Just don't rush into anything.

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 06:13 PM

Discusting twats that stick their bogies to the wall in either the shower or toilet at work. Not something that I want to stand or sit next to! Also, the 2 lads I work with that eat their bogies. Makes me physically sick. At least I know they aren't the ones putting them on the wall though!

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 06:16 PM

Discusting twats that stick their bogies to the wall in either the shower or toilet at work. Not something that I want to stand or sit next to!
Also, the 2 lads I work with that eat their bogies. Makes me physically sick.
At least I know they aren't the ones putting them on the wall though!

Sorry but :lol:

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 06:21 PM

Builders/so called tradesmen that offer warranty on their work then shut up shop and start again under another name :angry2:

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 07:08 PM

Tw@ts that don't read your reasonable eBay terms and then ask for something you don't accept after they have placed a winning bid :angry2: My terms are reasonable but quite specific because I don't have the time to fark about over something I'm getting 2 quid for!!!!! You are paying peanuts... If you want someone to waste half a day pick on somebody with bog all better to do with their day. Not me!!! rant

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 07:16 PM

Discusting twats that stick their bogies to the wall in either the shower or toilet at work. Not something that I want to stand or sit next to!
Also, the 2 lads I work with that eat their bogies. Makes me physically sick.
At least I know they aren't the ones putting them on the wall though!


Yeah, that's disgusting.

Also, people who leave big skid marks in the bog.

Really - adults who still eat their own bogies?

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 07:25 PM

Its not just the solid green ones picked out either. If he wipes his nose on the back of his hand he'll then lick the runny clear stuff off. Does it clearly in public too so isn't ashamed. Yuck!!!

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 08:38 PM

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