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#4601 Mangham54

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 08:53 PM

Its not just the solid green ones picked out either. If he wipes his nose on the back of his hand he'll then lick the runny clear stuff off. Does it clearly in public too so isn't ashamed. Yuck!!!


I am waiting for someone to say: 'Must be a Yorkshireman, waste not want not'.

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 09:49 PM

I love eating my bogers after a big night on the oats and barley it's nice when it makes your tounge go numb

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 09:19 AM

CNUTS!! That leave massive gaps when in a long line of slow traffic!!! The reason there I traffic is because these people are causing 3 mile tail back behind them!!!!! Wanted to ram the tw@t in my works van who did it this morning!!

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:09 AM

sorry May have been me much prefer going along slowly and not having to brake every 10 seconds ;-)

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:11 AM

Yep, whats the point starting and stopping continuously.... I'd rather roll along at tickover in 1st or 2nd.

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:13 AM

good game to see how far up the gears you can get without touching the throttle

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:16 AM

Yep, looks like VXR has just badged himself as the doodah that sits on rear bumpers just to gain ground if not time :lol:

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:32 AM

This gap was fookin massive tho....guess he was too busy playing with his phone or his little prick to keep his speed up!! Even f1's have to keep a decent gap when going round under the safety car! These are the folks that then speed up when approaching a amber light only to keep you waiting there on a red light while he fcuks off to annoy someone else happily going along on there travels!

Edited by VXR, 16 April 2013 - 11:33 AM.


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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:32 AM

White van man up the arse of the car in front. That never happens!!!

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:37 AM

Tooth ache

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:38 AM

People driving to close to the front of my white van :P

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:39 AM

Tooth ache

And dentist....my useless dentist still ain't got my filling right since new year!! I'm starting to become a paracetamol junkie!! ;-)

Edited by VXR, 16 April 2013 - 11:39 AM.


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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:41 AM

You actually regulate the traffic by not causing start stops behind you, in effect shortening the queue. I've left massive gaps before, as i pootle along at tickover in second. the queue behind me does the same and you break the start stop cycle. the tossers that start stop in front can use more fuel, wear out more components as much as they like though :rolleyes:

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:43 AM

Tooth ache

And dentist....my useless dentist still ain't got my filling right since new year!! I'm starting to become a paracetamol junkie!! ;-)


Just don't ask them what they drive - given some of their ineptitude, what they can earn on the NHS contracts is disgusting.

Put it this way, I know a practice where the money the NHS are paying is enough for the three partners to have between them:

Ferrari 458 Italia
Aston Martin DBS
Audi R8 V10

Plus a couple of them have nearly new Range Rovers.

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:43 AM

people that start sentences with Boom

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:44 AM

This gap was fookin massive tho....guess he was too busy playing with his phone or his little prick to keep his speed up!! Even f1's have to keep a decent gap when going round under the safety car! These are the folks that then speed up when approaching a amber light only to keep you waiting there on a red light while he fcuks off to annoy someone else happily going along on there travels!


yep that's megood gamegood gamebut no little Richard though :-)hh

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:46 AM

people that start sentences with Boom


You wouldn't like some of the groups I teach... 'Boom...' is not the worst out there.

'That is sick...' drives me to distraction (especially when that is followed by ... I dint no u cud times like tat'.)

Edited by Mangham54, 16 April 2013 - 11:47 AM.


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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:47 AM

people that start sentences with Boom




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#4619 JG

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:47 AM


Tooth ache

And dentist....my useless dentist still ain't got my filling right since new year!! I'm starting to become a paracetamol junkie!! ;-)


Just don't ask them what they drive - given some of their ineptitude, what they can earn on the NHS contracts is disgusting.

Put it this way, I know a practice where the money the NHS are paying is enough for the three partners to have between them:

Ferrari 458 Italia
Aston Martin DBS
Audi R8 V10

Plus a couple of them have nearly new Range Rovers.


Seems fair enough to me. You have to train a long time to be a dentist, and it seems small compensation to me in exchange of having to look into people's mouths all day.

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 11:47 AM


people that start sentences with Boom


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UKpZxM-c9w

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