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[Mangham54]

Tooth ache

And dentist....my useless dentist still ain't got my filling right since new year!! I'm starting to become a paracetamol junkie!! ;-)

Just don't ask them what they drive - given some of their ineptitude, what they can earn on the NHS contracts is disgusting.

Put it this way, I know a practice where the money the NHS are paying is enough for the three partners to have between them:

Ferrari 458 Italia
Aston Martin DBS
Audi R8 V10

Plus a couple of them have nearly new Range Rovers.

Seems fair enough to me. You have to train a long time to be a dentist, and it seems small compensation to me in exchange of having to look into people's mouths all day.

I think Proctologists are underpaid on that basis.

[techieboy]

I think Proctologists are underpaid on that basis.

Yeah but they knew it was a sh!t job when they went into it.

[Mangham54]

I think Proctologists are underpaid on that basis.

Yeah but they knew it was a sh!t job when they went into it.

/Stop

Did I just see a pun???????

/continue, as I think I need to lay down - this RedBull has made me see things.

[VXR]

You actually regulate the traffic by not causing start stops behind you, in effect shortening the queue.

I've left massive gaps before, as i pootle along at tickover in second. the queue behind me does the same and you break the start stop cycle.

the tossers that start stop in front can use more fuel, wear out more components as much as they like though

This was the A5 tho not the M1 i can understand the theory on a motorway(even tho leaving gaps on motorway encourages guys to undertake you and fill your nice gap with there car,causing everyone thats behinds to get p!ssed off with you),but A roads is a little different as these massive gaps letting in loads of cars at roundabouts and junctions only to slow down more to get his massive gap back!yet the traffic that he was causing behind was blocking off roundabouts,driveways and junctions 3 miles back in Hinkley :-0

[Goosenka]

Probably south african as well. My dentist went private. Cheers.

[Sweet_tooth]

POTHOLES

Edited by Sweet_tooth, 16 April 2013 - 12:07 PM.

[turbobob]

I think Proctologists are underpaid on that basis.

Yeah but they knew it was a sh!t job when they went into it.

/Stop

Did I just see a pun???????

/continue, as I think I need to lay down - this RedBull has made me see things.

Busted

[Mangham54]

I think Proctologists are underpaid on that basis.

Yeah but they knew it was a sh!t job when they went into it.

/Stop

Did I just see a pun???????

/continue, as I think I need to lay down - this RedBull has made me see things.

Busted

Come on iBob we still need to tag-team him for either; a spelling, punctuation or grammar error.

Edited by Mangham54, 16 April 2013 - 12:02 PM.

[turbobob]

Michael fcuking Bubble Prize knob! All your sh*t songs sound the same. And wtf is wrong with you having a ridiculous name like fcuking Bubble? Do you want to be Michael Jacksons monkey? Why not have an interesting name like Nahasapenapetalon?

[siztenboots]

SPG

[turbobob]

I think Proctologists are underpaid on that basis.

Yeah but they knew it was a sh!t job when they went into it.

/Stop

Did I just see a pun???????

/continue, as I think I need to lay down - this RedBull has made me see things.

Busted

Come on iBob we still need to tag-team him for either; a spelling, punctuation or grammar error.

Done. We'll get banned though as he will be grumpy

[LY_Scott]

He's one of those guys where you just have to accept you're just not his target audience. He seems like a fairly decent bloke during interviews. Justin bieber though......prize cock.

[Goosenka]

Sorry to say this but women who drive cars wearing Burkas. One just pulled out without a give or sh*t or anything. Slammed on the brakes as I would have totalled her. Pulled up beside her and she said "I didn't see you". "No sh*t says I" Doubt you can see fcuking anything. Can't be safe surely? Came home to find my lovely organic eggs smashed as a result. Also very fat women. Are they all blind and think skin tight clothing is somehow in fashion?

[-Dab-of-Oppo-]

Sorry to say this but women who drive cars wearing Burkas.

Surely there should come a point where practicalities take precedence over faith? We are far to accommodating of such things over here IMO, she should be done for dangerous driving. But then again that will never happen through fear of causing offence by way of racial discrimination.

[LY_Scott]

Chancers. Move multiple pieces of equipment about then wonder why it doesn't work. Raise faults which get escalated to me. Grows arms and legs. Tell me what to do rather than what they want to happen. Further confuse the situation. Deny moving it when its the only thing that could make sense. Make up extension numbers. Whats the point? All that happens is it gets to me, who doesn't do desktop support. You waste my time and yours and no I'll not just do it. You can arse off and die. Go raise it properly. It's not even a fault. doodahs.

[Baron Von Scubadaddy]

Sorry to say this but women who drive cars wearing Burkas. One just pulled out without a give or sh*t or anything. Slammed on the brakes as I would have totalled her. Pulled up beside her and she said "I didn't see you". "No sh*t says I" Doubt you can see fcuking anything. Can't be safe surely? Came home to find my lovely organic eggs smashed as a result.

Also very fat women. Are they all blind and think skin tight clothing is somehow in fashion?

The original simpson bandit was for track use only because of the
small visor on it
I bet it's bigger than the slit in her headress.
They all think they will only crash if Allah wills it so they drive like
doodahs thinking they won't crash and if they do die off to paradise they go !!

Rubber dingy rapids indeed !

Edited by Baron Von Scubadaddy, 16 April 2013 - 03:14 PM.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

Sorry to say this but women who drive cars wearing Burkas.

Surely there should come a point where practicalities take precedence over faith? We are far to accommodating of such things over here IMO, she should be done for dangerous driving. But then again that will never happen through fear of causing offence by way of racial discrimination.

its not in their faith to wear it. Its part of their culture

[Goosenka]

Sorry to say this but women who drive cars wearing Burkas.

Surely there should come a point where practicalities take precedence over faith? We are far to accommodating of such things over here IMO, she should be done for dangerous driving. But then again that will never happen through fear of causing offence by way of racial discrimination.

its not in their faith to wear it. Its part of their culture

It's not the fact they wear them it's the blind spot that it must give when driving. It can't be safe.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

oh a completely agree, the fact that its is assumed that it is apart of their religion makes it all too "can't say that" but in reality its just their stupid fcuking disrespect to females on display. It is disgusting. All imo

[Baron Von Scubadaddy]

Front row of the fundamentalist strip club heard to shout "show us ya face " when the first bit of talent started her act.