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[Darcini]

The doodahs on All-new Big Body Squad on Channel 5. You fat disgusting twats living off the state with custom made beds/lifts/shoes/wheelchairs etc at huge expense so you don't have to move on your on account. This sort of thing winds me up like you would not believe.

[Baron Von Scubadaddy]

what have I missed now !!!!

[Claws]

Listening to the Jeremy Vine show on Radio 2 there... It was about measles/vaccinations, so some Mother came on saying how precious her children are etc. In the background you can hear the kid crying and JV said he'll excuse her to go see to get child... "Oh it's ok, the housekeeper will see to her" Mother of the year.

[LY_Scott]

Priceless!!! What did JV say?

[Claws]

He didn't pick on that point but grilled her asking what if her kid gave a neighbours baby measles and it died, she just went silent for a few seconds and said something like, "yeah but what are the chances of that?" Worst person.

[Claws]

My oversensitive gag reflex. (fnarr) Hate it, a visit to the dentist is a nightmare! I managed to get a check-up and 95% of the polishing done though. (fnarrr btw )

[KurtVerbose]

My comedy anus. Almost everytime I get into a lift it wants to fart. Several times it's got into league with my lungs, forced a cough, and left me in an embarrassing situation.

[Claws]

The lovely chaps from the local authority have been jolly nice and cut my front grass for me. Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhh!! 2 dunces from the council rocked up 5mins ago with big industrial sized petrol lawnmowers for cutting the communal grass in the estate. They then decided to go over my grass, and noone elses. (even though the garden diagonally to mine hasn't been touched since last summer)/whatactuallyhappened They did the same last year and totally ruined it, took it right down to the soil at the corners and edges. Not a happy bunny. Not happy at all. Was going to work on it today with it being the first free time I've had since winter. Back to square 0.2 Bastards

[slindborg]

Plumbers handing out shite advice....

[Goosenka]

Migraines. Vet bills.

[Baron Von Scubadaddy]

Fibre glass dust on your forehead

[Goosenka]

Fibre glass dust on your forehead

You look protected though?

[turbobob]

He has a big forehead though

[ArticMonkey]

Them bloody video screen stands in garden centres and shopping centres! Chatting sh1t on how you need their product in your life and how great it works. Their all narrated by a guy who sounds like Barry Scott off the Cilitt Bang adverts. Plus placed so close to one another they all Eco and surround you with verbal crap. over.

[darronwall]

The doodahs on All-new Big Body Squad on Channel 5.
You fat disgusting twats living off the state with custom made beds/lifts/shoes/wheelchairs etc at huge expense so you don't have to move on your on account.
This sort of thing winds me up like you would not believe.

Me too,problem is its gone on that long it literally bred into them,they know no different,cheers labour!!

[ghand]

The doodahs on All-new Big Body Squad on Channel 5.
You fat disgusting twats living off the state with custom made beds/lifts/shoes/wheelchairs etc at huge expense so you don't have to move on your on account.
This sort of thing winds me up like you would not believe.

Me too,problem is its gone on that long it literally bred into them,they know no different,cheers labour!!

Me three, drop them on an island in the middle of nowhere with some lettuce and an odd carrot and call back in 6 month, see if they are still 40 stone.



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Edited by ghand, 21 April 2013 - 01:11 PM.

[iceman]

The doodahs on All-new Big Body Squad on Channel 5.
You fat disgusting twats living off the state with custom made beds/lifts/shoes/wheelchairs etc at huge expense so you don't have to move on your on account.
This sort of thing winds me up like you would not believe.

I (respectfully to yourself) see this from the opposite side of the fence, i genuinely think that should you ask them what their one wish would be, once their food demon had replied with ''a never ending supply of hamburgers'', their heart-of-hearts response would be ''to be normal''. I, rather than disgust and hatred, feel compassion, sympathy and empathy with them. I'll try to explain why...

As we all know, 'perfection', just as 'normal', doesn't really exist, it's all a point of a compromise of values, weighed up against a richness of wants and needs, in order to reach an acceptable balance.That achievable acceptance of a compromise of values is reached in many varied ways, some reliant on alcohol, others food and/or even physical exercise but a common denominator that runs through the core of those mentioned, is an eventual injection of a drug of one sort or another.

'Life' and the ability to live it normally (not that that last word is ever a complete possibility) depends on many things, all different for different people but the one thread that runs through every attempt of towing the line toward a full life, is 'balance', a balance of mind, body and spirit.

These people have lost that balance in their lives and they need help, understanding, compassion and love, to bring them back to a place where they have a quality of life that enables them in turn away from their 'drug' and to in turn, offer back that help, understanding, compassion and love to other souls in need of achieving their own balance.

Best regards and warm wishes...

..icey

[/Sharing my 'rather strange' thoughts, without wishing to be argumentative]

[darronwall]

its not all about being fatties,i am a porker,its about being lazy useless fuckers that rely on the state for a living

[Zoobeef]

Fuckers that do a full shop in the petrol station. I mean come on!!!

[Sutol]

Fuckers that do a full shop in the petrol station. I mean come on!!!

I take it whilst leaving their sh*t box at pump.