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#4661 VXR

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 05:22 PM

Fuckers that do a full shop in the petrol station. I mean come on!!!


+1 it's usually when your running late for somewhere and everybody else as paid and fcuked off and your the only one sat behind a car with no owner in sight!!! It's my mates pet hate and it's so funny when they come back to there car and he explains to them what he thinks about people doing a weekly shop at a fuel station. :-o

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 05:52 PM


The doodahs on All-new Big Body Squad on Channel 5.
You fat disgusting twats living off the state with custom made beds/lifts/shoes/wheelchairs etc at huge expense so you don't have to move on your on account.
This sort of thing winds me up like you would not believe.


I (respectfully to yourself) see this from the opposite side of the fence, i genuinely think that should you ask them what their one wish would be, once their food demon had replied with ''a never ending supply of hamburgers'', their heart-of-hearts response would be ''to be normal''. I, rather than disgust and hatred, feel compassion, sympathy and empathy with them. I'll try to explain why...

As we all know, 'perfection', just as 'normal', doesn't really exist, it's all a point of a compromise of values, weighed up against a richness of wants and needs, in order to reach an acceptable balance.That achievable acceptance of a compromise of values is reached in many varied ways, some reliant on alcohol, others food and/or even physical exercise but a common denominator that runs through the core of those mentioned, is an eventual injection of a drug of one sort or another.

'Life' and the ability to live it normally (not that that last word is ever a complete possibility) depends on many things, all different for different people but the one thread that runs through every attempt of towing the line toward a full life, is 'balance', a balance of mind, body and spirit.

These people have lost that balance in their lives and they need help, understanding, compassion and love, to bring them back to a place where they have a quality of life that enables them in turn away from their 'drug' and to in turn, offer back that help, understanding, compassion and love to other souls in need of achieving their own balance.

Best regards and warm wishes...

..icey

[/Sharing my 'rather strange' thoughts, without wishing to be argumentative]



Or less FOOD would help. :lol:



Food and all the other expenses that go with them being that size that we pay for is the jist of the complaint.
If they worked and paid for it all themselves then fine be as big as you want, its not the size Icey its the cost to us.
They have to buy hundreds of thousands of pounds worth or specialist ambulances and lifting gear and so on and you pay for it never mind the food bill you pay for.

Don't do compassion for self inflicted stuff , way too many non self inflicted problems that would need it first.

Never mind "sharing views" :lol:

And argument is a set of reasons given in support of something or an exchange of diverging or opposite views

So you are being argumentative. :lol: but we like it !

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:09 PM

Fuckers that do a full shop in the petrol station. I mean come on!!!


+1 it's usually when your running late for somewhere and everybody else as paid and fcuked off and your the only one sat behind a car with no owner in sight!!! It's my mates pet hate and it's so funny when they come back to there car and he explains to them what he thinks about people doing a weekly shop at a fuel station. :-o


Can I add to this the people (most often the fairer gender from my observation) who get in the car after their shop/paying and then take a further 2 minutes before they pull off whilst they put on belts, put purse in handbag, retune the radio etc.

That makes me want to fit bigger bumpers to the car and shove them out of the way. I mean seriously I don't have all flippin /swear edit day!

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:16 PM

4 year olds who won't eat their dinner then complain about being hungry 5 mins before bedtime !!!

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:16 PM

People who seem unable to add value to the forum without talking to people like something they have trodden in. No F.king need for it... Just plain rude and obnoxious. A crying shame as well.

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:19 PM

racer boy dickheads that take "keep unless overtaking" over the top and shift lanes within traffic back and forth like they're in an episode of Fast and the Furious

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:26 PM

Did I say I worked on that film ? Bet I did ! another thing that gets on my tits is a rather nasty case of nipple rash

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 07:22 PM

People trying to get a full house of threads :rolleyes:

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 07:47 PM

Not me :closedeyes: I've not been posting that much in here in the last few weeks. Too much bitchyness. Not enough fun / humour.

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 07:52 PM

Not me :closedeyes:/> I've not been posting that much in here in the last few weeks. Too much bitchyness. Not enough fun / humour.


Not me this time either. Think it must be the baron... oooh he's a naughty boy. :lol:

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 07:54 PM

Baron Von scuffers daddy :unsure:

Edited by turbobob, 21 April 2013 - 07:55 PM.


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:26 PM

I just want to see my avatar everywhere I'm no ones daddy well apart from the 14 kids

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:27 PM

All called scuffers 1-14 ?

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:27 PM

People trying to get a full house of threads :rolleyes:

some threads you may have noticed out of respect
I left alone..........

you know who you are
no need to say thanks !

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 07:08 AM

Neighbours that think its ok to wake you up at 3 in the morning on a Sunday night!! Ggrrrrrr pay backs gonna be a bitch

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 01:47 PM



The doodahs on All-new Big Body Squad on Channel 5.
You fat disgusting twats living off the state with custom made beds/lifts/shoes/wheelchairs etc at huge expense so you don't have to move on your on account.
This sort of thing winds me up like you would not believe.


I (respectfully to yourself) see this from the opposite side of the fence, i genuinely think that should you ask them what their one wish would be, once their food demon had replied with ''a never ending supply of hamburgers'', their heart-of-hearts response would be ''to be normal''. I, rather than disgust and hatred, feel compassion, sympathy and empathy with them. I'll try to explain why...

As we all know, 'perfection', just as 'normal', doesn't really exist, it's all a point of a compromise of values, weighed up against a richness of wants and needs, in order to reach an acceptable balance.That achievable acceptance of a compromise of values is reached in many varied ways, some reliant on alcohol, others food and/or even physical exercise but a common denominator that runs through the core of those mentioned, is an eventual injection of a drug of one sort or another.

'Life' and the ability to live it normally (not that that last word is ever a complete possibility) depends on many things, all different for different people but the one thread that runs through every attempt of towing the line toward a full life, is 'balance', a balance of mind, body and spirit.

These people have lost that balance in their lives and they need help, understanding, compassion and love, to bring them back to a place where they have a quality of life that enables them in turn away from their 'drug' and to in turn, offer back that help, understanding, compassion and love to other souls in need of achieving their own balance.

Best regards and warm wishes...

..icey

[/Sharing my 'rather strange' thoughts, without wishing to be argumentative]



Or less FOOD would help. :lol:



Food and all the other expenses that go with them being that size that we pay for is the jist of the complaint.
If they worked and paid for it all themselves then fine be as big as you want, its not the size Icey its the cost to us.
They have to buy hundreds of thousands of pounds worth or specialist ambulances and lifting gear and so on and you pay for it never mind the food bill you pay for.

Don't do compassion for self inflicted stuff , way too many non self inflicted problems that would need it first.

Never mind "sharing views" :lol:

And argument is a set of reasons given in support of something or an exchange of diverging or opposite views

So you are being argumentative. :lol: but we like it !


Thank you Sir :grouphug:

I owe Darcini, yourself and the forum an apology for speaking out of turn. For this is a thread designed to let-off one's steam at subjects which get on your 'nerves', not a thread for those such as myself to be preaching on with my wishy-washy views of love and peace [/yeah man! lol]


Best regards and warm wishes...

..icey

Edited by iceman, 22 April 2013 - 01:48 PM.


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Posted 22 April 2013 - 04:21 PM

I tell you what I hate - emotional pain and crying. I am sick to the backfucking teeth with crying. Please let things get better :(

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 04:26 PM

I tell you what I hate - emotional pain and crying. I am sick to the backfucking teeth with crying.

Please let things get better :(/>


You or others around you?

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 05:54 PM




The doodahs on All-new Big Body Squad on Channel 5.
You fat disgusting twats living off the state with custom made beds/lifts/shoes/wheelchairs etc at huge expense so you don't have to move on your on account.
This sort of thing winds me up like you would not believe.


I (respectfully to yourself) see this from the opposite side of the fence, i genuinely think that should you ask them what their one wish would be, once their food demon had replied with ''a never ending supply of hamburgers'', their heart-of-hearts response would be ''to be normal''. I, rather than disgust and hatred, feel compassion, sympathy and empathy with them. I'll try to explain why...

As we all know, 'perfection', just as 'normal', doesn't really exist, it's all a point of a compromise of values, weighed up against a richness of wants and needs, in order to reach an acceptable balance.That achievable acceptance of a compromise of values is reached in many varied ways, some reliant on alcohol, others food and/or even physical exercise but a common denominator that runs through the core of those mentioned, is an eventual injection of a drug of one sort or another.

'Life' and the ability to live it normally (not that that last word is ever a complete possibility) depends on many things, all different for different people but the one thread that runs through every attempt of towing the line toward a full life, is 'balance', a balance of mind, body and spirit.

These people have lost that balance in their lives and they need help, understanding, compassion and love, to bring them back to a place where they have a quality of life that enables them in turn away from their 'drug' and to in turn, offer back that help, understanding, compassion and love to other souls in need of achieving their own balance.

Best regards and warm wishes...

..icey

[/Sharing my 'rather strange' thoughts, without wishing to be argumentative]



Or less FOOD would help. :lol:



Food and all the other expenses that go with them being that size that we pay for is the jist of the complaint.
If they worked and paid for it all themselves then fine be as big as you want, its not the size Icey its the cost to us.
They have to buy hundreds of thousands of pounds worth or specialist ambulances and lifting gear and so on and you pay for it never mind the food bill you pay for.

Don't do compassion for self inflicted stuff , way too many non self inflicted problems that would need it first.

Never mind "sharing views" :lol:

And argument is a set of reasons given in support of something or an exchange of diverging or opposite views

So you are being argumentative. :lol: but we like it !


Thank you Sir :grouphug:

I owe Darcini, yourself and the forum an apology for speaking out of turn. For this is a thread designed to let-off one's steam at subjects which get on your 'nerves', not a thread for those such as myself to be preaching on with my wishy-washy views of love and peace [/yeah man! lol]


Best regards and warm wishes...

..icey


Ha Ha wishy washy is just fine.Its just some do wishy washy stronger than others :lol:

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 07:35 PM

For this is a thread designed to let-off one's steam at subjects which get on your 'nerves', not a thread for those such as myself to be preaching on with my wishy-washy views of love and peace [/yeah man! lol]


I don't read it that way. It's a chance to be humorous about something annoying -or it should be.

I agree with you Icey - really fat people deserve sympathy not abuse, and as I get fatter I agree with this more and more! I don't like paying for it though, but I guess we should be more understanding. I don't think it's just greed, no one gets that fat unless they have real problems.

Anyway, thanks for coming in and reminding us to be human.




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