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What Gets On Your Tits?

Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#4781 Zoobeef

Joes bedroom assistant.

11,103 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Retford/Bovington

Posted 08 May 2013 - 01:11 PM

People who walk like they own the planet. Don't they get seasick from swaying side to side?

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#4782 Andrew aka Stuwy

Made In England

8,731 posts

Gender:Not Telling
Location:At Sea
Interests:most things are intersting

Posted 08 May 2013 - 01:13 PM

betting adverts... can fcuk off

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#4783 ghand

Drunken lampposts only

9,215 posts

Gender:Male
Location:St helens merseyside
Interests:Whisky.Keeping reptiles.Cars.
The odd bike ride, fell walk and weights
Oh and more whisky

Posted 08 May 2013 - 01:15 PM

People who walk like they own the planet. Don't they get seasick from swaying side to side?

Yes but it maybe the rolls of invisible wallpaper under each arm that causes that.

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#4784 ghand

Drunken lampposts only

9,215 posts

Gender:Male
Location:St helens merseyside
Interests:Whisky.Keeping reptiles.Cars.
The odd bike ride, fell walk and weights
Oh and more whisky

Posted 08 May 2013 - 01:19 PM

Street football is so much better though

Not when the ball bounces off my bonnet...

Don't shag her on the car then

And if you do don't leave the outline on the dirty bonnet for the wife to find :lol:

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#4785 Zuber

Billy No Mates

1,429 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Leicester
Interests:Finding a way to motivate myself to get fit. Anything Interesting.

Posted 08 May 2013 - 01:49 PM

You guys only ever have one subject on your mind and I don't mean the VX... :rolleyes:

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#4786 Zoobeef

Joes bedroom assistant.

11,103 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Retford/Bovington

Posted 15 May 2013 - 07:05 PM

Women
Men!

They are still on my tits.

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#4787 Sutol

Well it's nearly a Lotus

8,121 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Billingshurst, West Sussex

Posted 15 May 2013 - 09:03 PM

So I've worked with some gits in my time but I've never worked with the likes of the twunts that are on 'The Apprentice'

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#4788 james.a

Proud member of the Northants Pedantic Crew

2,032 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Northampton
Interests:Driving Trigger's broom since March 2010

Posted 15 May 2013 - 09:07 PM

So I've worked with some gits in my time but I've never worked with the likes of the twunts that are on 'The Apprentice'

+1

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#4789 KurtVerbose

His Serene Highness

3,819 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Merlischachen
Interests:Big baps.

Posted 15 May 2013 - 09:09 PM

Porn cameramen who focus on the guy grimacing.

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#4790 james.a

Proud member of the Northants Pedantic Crew

2,032 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Northampton
Interests:Driving Trigger's broom since March 2010

Posted 15 May 2013 - 09:16 PM

Porn cameramen who focus on the guy grimacing.

Funniest post on here in years!

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#4791 LY_Scott

Formerly LY055SCO

9,221 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Burntisland, Fife
Interests:Stock Car Racing. Sailing, Good Food and Drink! Celtic, Scottish National Team. Bands

Posted 16 May 2013 - 12:26 PM

Google chrome telling me it "didn't shutdown properly" and that it wants to "restore" itself fcuk the fcuk off. You're just a browser!

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#4792 Claws

Stage FA NA FTW!

5,246 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Motherwell
Interests:Daft plastic cars

Posted 16 May 2013 - 12:38 PM

fcuk the fcuk off. You're just a browser!

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#4793 m5systems

Member

208 posts

Gender:Male
Location:bournemouth

Posted 16 May 2013 - 12:43 PM

weirdly i was just working on my list of types of people i dont like earlier - bored in a meeting and all....

1.) any type of person with the word "agent" in their job title - except special/secret obviously - try it out for yourself though...

2.) project managers - especially the ones who ask things like "if you do have the baby tomorrow, will you be at my workshop in 3 days time as its after then?"

3.) car main dealers - but SURELY thats come up near the top of this list before more than once?!

i thought it would have been easier to get a top 5 but i'll save that for the next meeting :-)

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#4794 KurtVerbose

His Serene Highness

3,819 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Merlischachen
Interests:Big baps.

Posted 19 May 2013 - 10:08 AM

Getting invited to dinner by a friend you rarely see and you know it because she wants something.

Why did I pick up the phone!

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#4795 Goosenka

Jeep Driving jolly nice chap

12,716 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Anywhere near water
Interests:Fried breakfasts, coffee and dogs

Posted 19 May 2013 - 10:10 AM

Getting invited to dinner by a friend you rarely see and you know it because she wants something. Why did I pick up the phone!

Depends what she wants I guess

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#4796 KurtVerbose

His Serene Highness

3,819 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Merlischachen
Interests:Big baps.

Posted 19 May 2013 - 10:31 AM

She wants something heavy lifted up three floors of stairs, because it's too heavy even for her and her husband together.

In addition, I'll have to spend dinner with them, and although she's a nice person she's quite boring and has a really annoying son.

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#4797 Zoobeef

Joes bedroom assistant.

11,103 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Retford/Bovington

Posted 19 May 2013 - 07:22 PM

Driving the 250 miles to my new work tomorrow but leaving it till now to decide to do the cam belt and tappets on the Mazda. Yes I'm a tit. Wish me luck!