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#4881 KurtVerbose

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Posted 03 June 2013 - 08:27 PM

People at airports.

 

Why do people queue to get on the plane when there's alocated seating?

 

And why do they stand up as soon as the plane comes to a halt while they wait to get off?

 

Oh, and as above, spambots.



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Posted 04 June 2013 - 05:12 AM

The amount of spam bots posting on here of late. Come on mods tidy up. And how do they get through the vetting process for new accounts?

  

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 05:45 AM

And all status updates are from different spam bots :rolleyes:

 

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 05:47 AM

People at airports.

 

Why do people queue to get on the plane when there's alocated seating?

 

And why do they stand up as soon as the plane comes to a halt while they wait to get off?

 

Oh, and as above, spambots.

 

I used to think that. But have now concluded that there are some pros to doing this.

 

1. You get your hand luggage above you not wherever there is a bit of space left.

2. You get a big queue build up at passport control. So if you get off first, you get to the front of the queue.

3. Someone make 1p per 10,000 people they annoy. Most likely due to accidentally brushing over the mouse button at the wrong moment...



#4885 KurtVerbose

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 05:53 AM

I think if you have an aisle seat, fair enough, get up and get your bag ready, then sit down. People who stand up and won't let sitting people get up are do dah's. It is I concede annoying standing there while some do dah takes ages getting his bag.



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Posted 04 June 2013 - 09:51 AM

The coke "Friends" marketing campaign.

 

You fking idiots.

 

 

Well played to coke though, you read the Dale Carnegie book and paid attention.

 

If you've spunked a few more quid on coke this month that you wouldn't have otherwise then they've won.



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Posted 04 June 2013 - 09:56 AM

Nat luscious west

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 09:57 AM

Nat luscious west

You know what I meant

#4889 KurtVerbose

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 07:44 PM

Now that I don't drink I realise how much non-drinkers are discriminated against. Why, when they serve non-alcoholic drinks is the glass always smaller than the bottle, and why do they pour just a splash in and then leave you to do the rest?



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Posted 04 June 2013 - 09:49 PM

Some of the sh*t on here.....yes, you know which sh*t :closedeyes:

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 06:25 PM

Now that I don't drink I realise how much non-drinkers are discriminated against. Why, when they serve non-alcoholic drinks is the glass always smaller than the bottle, and why do they pour just a splash in and then leave you to do the rest?

And why does a pint of diet coke in London cost as much as a beer?

 

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 07:10 PM

 

Now that I don't drink I realise how much non-drinkers are discriminated against. Why, when they serve non-alcoholic drinks is the glass always smaller than the bottle, and why do they pour just a splash in and then leave you to do the rest?

And why does a pint of diet coke in London cost as much as a beer?

 

:angry2:

 

 

And why does a cup of hot water with a tea bag cost two and a half quid when its bought from some poncey coffee shop chain?


Edited by coldel, 06 June 2013 - 07:11 PM.


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Posted 06 June 2013 - 07:14 PM

I paid 45p on Tuesday for a latte :)

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 07:23 PM

The AA Renewal letter in the post today; I mentally braced myself :lol: Two hundred and fcuking four pounds :( 'That's it' I thought..this time im cancelling. Straight on the 'phone 25 minutes of musac later... 'Hello, this is Ray...how may I help you today?' So I calmy tell 'Ray' that he works for a bunch of doodahs, and I'm terminating Ray: (laughing) yes they do it every year don't they? just let me check...yep they havent given you any discount it should be £105 And some people on here moan about a £12 autorenew :lol:

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 07:26 PM

Jesus. Half price :o

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 07:27 PM

£85 after I removed the 'relay' that they had added without me asking ;)

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 08:19 PM

Naughty :rolleyes:

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 06:45 AM

DPD the parcel 'delivery' company. They don't give you a tme slot for delivery unless you pay extra but make you book a time slot to collect a parcel they failed to deliver. doodahs.

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 07:07 AM

 

 

Now that I don't drink I realise how much non-drinkers are discriminated against. Why, when they serve non-alcoholic drinks is the glass always smaller than the bottle, and why do they pour just a splash in and then leave you to do the rest?

And why does a pint of diet coke in London cost as much as a beer?

 

:angry2:

 

 

And why does a cup of hot water with a tea bag cost two and a half quid when its bought from some poncey coffee shop chain?

 

and why are you two not drinking beer?



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Posted 08 June 2013 - 07:36 AM

That gets on your tits?




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