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#4961 techieboy

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 04:19 PM

Euromillions ticket for tomorrow night, me thinks. Actually, buy me one as well. :wacko:



#4962 leevx2.2

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 04:22 PM

Euromillions ticket for tomorrow night, me thinks. Actually, buy me one as well. :wacko:

I think i may of used all my luck up lol

#4963 rob999

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 04:30 PM

Glad you're okay dude...

#4964 Goosenka

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 04:34 PM

Stansted airport. The most expensive place in the world. Robbing shitstabbers.

#4965 LY_Scott

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 03:33 PM

HS2 Its just increased it's budget from 30 to 40 billion. For a link that goes from London to Birmingham. WHY? it decreases the train time from 1:08 to 0:49 Whats the fcuking point? For 40 billion pounds there are many many many many more useful transport projects screaming for cash. Why is the government insisting on HS2? It can't be right?! The fact also that the budget has increased by 10 billion and they've done fkall so far means it'll only get worse too.

#4966 Claws

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 03:39 PM

I can't wait to go down for a shot, we'll all be sitting in the carriage thinking, "Wow, I can't believe we used to have to sit here doing naff all for an extra 19 minutes, my mind has been blown!" When is it due for completion anyway, 2057? :lol:

#4967 LY_Scott

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 03:41 PM

Honestly. It can only be corrupt. There is no logical reason for it.

#4968 Claws

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 03:44 PM

It really does baffle the mind! £10billion extra? Sure...fill your boots! Something very wrong with projects like this when all the money is just numbers on a screen

#4969 G-Bob

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 03:49 PM

Big chip/crack in my windscreen. Was just replaced 2 months ago!  :(   

 

In the style of LY_SCOTT....."'sake!"



#4970 Zoobeef

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 10:33 PM

Why the fcuk are boot sizes quoted in fcuking litres. How often does any fcuker fill their cars with gas or liquid. fcuking annoying. I just want to know if a Skoda superb estate can fit something in that's 128x128x73cm in the back. They dont even tell you how fcuking wide the boot opening is. Fucks sake

#4971 techieboy

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 10:38 PM

If in doubt, it usually won't fit. thumbsup



#4972 Zoobeef

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 10:49 PM

Yeah that's what I guess anyway. Roof rack on my brothers jeep Cherokee is the backup plan!

#4973 Boombang

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 06:22 AM

People who go all the way to the end of the carriage on my train home, only to have to push back through 100 people as they were only travelling one stop.

#4974 Harry Hornet

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 07:44 AM

people  (normally women) who dont smile back at you when sitting in queues in the traffic...miserable sods



#4975 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 10:05 AM

people walking and reading books... What the literal fcuk.

 

Watching two of them on a collision cause is quite amusing though, however it does not outweigh the annoyance.



#4976 turbobob

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 11:46 AM

people  (normally women) who dont smile back at you when sitting in queues in the traffic...miserable sods

I've found it doesn't help if you're masterbating when smiling at them :unsure:

#4977 Silent Steve

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 12:01 PM

people walking and reading books... What the literal fcuk.

 

 

Heh. I do that! :rolleyes:

 

 

people  (normally women) who dont smile back at you when sitting in queues in the traffic...miserable sods

I've found it doesn't help if you're masterbating when smiling at them :unsure:

 

I do that, too! :blush:



#4978 turbobob

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 12:06 PM

I laughed smiled at you Steve :lol:



#4979 LY_Scott

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 03:20 PM

Project Managers still Contracted ones especially. Projects that just seem to go on forever and never get anywhere...someone near their contract renewal time?...thought so. Get to the point!

#4980 Harry Hornet

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 04:18 PM

Project Managers still Contracted ones especially. Projects that just seem to go on forever and never get anywhere...someone near their contract renewal time?...thought so. Get to the point!

 

oiiii.   :poke: .how do you think we make a living..

 

HH .project manager/consultant/director, with a degree for bullshit from the University of life...... .:)






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