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[Boombang]

I would love to deliver my Projects and fcuk them right off forever. The other dependant workstreams have however pushed me out by over 6 months - I'm bored and fed up!

[oggster]

 couriers who think the highlands start at my house and decide to charge me 3 times the amount  for delivering stuff....i live 95 miles from inverness ffs!!! get a grip you greedy bastards!!

 

yesterday i was going to buy 2 small items costing 6.50..postage was 14.52...just not right!

[ghand]

 couriers who think the highlands start at my house and decide to charge me 3 times the amount  for delivering stuff....i live 95 miles from inverness ffs!!! get a grip you greedy bastards!!

 

yesterday i was going to buy 2 small items costing 6.50..postage was 14.52...just not right!

 

Yes but I bet your car insurance is about a tenth of mine and you will not need to pay one zillion pounds to put your kids through uni like me 

 

Stick with the expensive post and save thousands.  

[Claws]

People that drive about with their phone on loudspeaker and the phone held at their chin! It's not any more legal than holding it up to your ear, but you get the added benefit of a low quality call and looking like a fanny!

[techieboy]

Not just when they're driving either. Seen plenty of people doing it whilst walking around. Retards. I really don't want to be involved in your conversation and if the phone is going to fry your brain, it's going to fry your brain

[TheRealVXed]

spastic project leads who can't do anything and don't understand what they are even trying to achieve.  Why, when there is so much talent within large organisations to managers insist on hiring people into change management with no experience of the business to run projects. takes twice as long and costs twice as much!

[LY_Scott]

spastic project leads who can't do anything and don't understand what they are even trying to achieve.  Why, when there is so much talent within large organisations to managers insist on hiring people into change management with no experience of the business to run projects. takes twice as long and costs twice as much!

Amen brother, amen.

[Zoobeef]

Dusk and the sidelight mongs. At what point do they think oh its getting a little bit dim I'll turn the sidelights on. You look like a fcuking spacker an hour later when its dark and your still just on sidelights because your dash is already lit up. Just put your dipped beam on from the off, your not offending my eyes! Retarded fucktards

[KurtVerbose]

Retarded fucktards

That's tautology.

 

[KurtVerbose]

When your scrotum sticks to your leg.

[Claws]

Spending £130 on an 84piece cutlery set

Edited by Claws, 30 June 2013 - 10:43 PM.

[Bargi]

people who use the term "tech" to describe anything with a battery

 

especially...

 

Edited by Bargi, 01 July 2013 - 07:44 PM.

[fiveoclock]

people who use the term "tech" to describe anything with a battery
 
especially...
 

Arch bell end

[Silent Steve]

9 months pregnant women, standing outside the entrance of the hospital maternity unit, smoking Marlboro Reds.

 

Skanks.

[Goosenka]

Airports;

Petty minded spastics who interfere with my otherwise lovely life;

IFAs;

People who dawdle around busy thoroughfares; 

People who cycle through the Greenwich foot tunnel when they are not allowed to and then wonder why they end up on the floor and yes, it was me who kicked your back wheel you shitwit;

People who constantly ask me 'What is it?' when looking at my dog and then wonder why when I answer 'A dog' that I am being rude. The question is you uneducated lazy bastards 'What breed is your dog?';

People who stop me to take pictures of my dog and then feel somehow affronted when I say 'Yes you can but it costs £5';

People who I bump into when in a pub and ask 'What are you doing here?' when they know I live 200 yards away and frankly being in the actual pub gives the game away. My answer of ' I just popped in to shave my pubes ' is sarcasm;

People who incorrectly use the word myriad.  It is not 'a myriad of components' it is ' a myriad components '. Don't use the word to be clever or intelligent as you fail.

My postman who decided to fold something up which had stated on the front 'Do not bend' and yes when I ask you the question 'Can't you fcuking well read?' the answer is not 'Keep your dog away it will bite me'. 

The dustbin men who know I leave the bin bags out the front of the house decide to go in my garage, open up the dustbin and the leave the lid on the bonnet of my VX. Surprised I spoke to you in Polish weren't you.

 

 

[turbobob]

Are you grumpy because you cut your ball bag when shaving you pubes at the out? Thanks christian. I've been in foul mood this morning and that has just cheered me up

[Goosenka]

Are you grumpy because you cut your ball bag when shaving you pubes at the out? Thanks christian. I've been in foul mood this morning and that has just cheered me up

More to come believe me ::

[turbobob]

Good. I still need cheering up

 

Actually I have one to add myself. Dustbin men. And their dustbin lorries. On numerous occasions I on my way to work I have driven down the street which is quite narrow (just wide enough for two cars to pass) and this week there was one car parked on the road. The dustbin lorry driver thought it was a good idea to stop next to the parked car, get out and fcuk off and go hump a wheeled plastic dildo. WTF? out of all the places you could have stopped you block the road by double parking with the one car on the road. You dumb ignorant feckers!

[ghand]

Are you grumpy because you cut your ball bag when shaving you pubes at the out? Thanks christian. I've been in foul mood this morning and that has just cheered me up

I wonder if he has ever gone outside at night and put his foot in a rotten Hedgehog thinking it was his slipper. Or woke up after sleeping in a builders van to find his legs set in concrete? Reminds me of a man who has

[coldel]

People who put 900000000 watt bulbs in their headlights or leave them on main beam all the time - yes you have lit up the road in front of you x10 more than is required to see where you are going - at the expense of everyone else coming the other way completely blinded and dazzled and struggling to see what the hell is two foot in front of them. 

 

And people who park like this...

 

 

In fact I am going to set up a website called 'learntoparkyoumuppet.co.uk' and post these people up on it number plates and all. Hell maybe even leave flyers to the website on their cars so they know they will be making an appearance.