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#5021 Rickwoo118

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 06:21 AM

This woman...

  What a dreadful snob.   Definitely won't let my Tyler play with her Tarquin.  
Unbelievable. Can't believe on national Tv she has just said what she thinks.

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 08:36 AM

People who put 900000000 watt bulbs in their headlights or leave them on main beam all the time - yes you have lit up the road in front of you x10 more than is required to see where you are going - at the expense of everyone else coming the other way completely blinded and dazzled and struggling to see what the hell is two foot in front of them. 
 
And people who park like this...
 
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In fact I am going to set up a website called 'learntoparkyoumuppet.co.uk' and post these people up on it number plates and all. Hell maybe even leave flyers to the website on their cars so they know they will be making an appearance.

Next time you are at the Anglers, PM me, I work next door.
 
What will piss you off even more is I doubt they were drinking there and just using it as parking for the studios.

We often get imprisoned at the Lensbury for a staff away day.

I'm thinking of biking in to the office as part of a stupid idea to get fit , so perhaps a Anglers meet at lunchtime, or I could get the 281 bus.

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 02:44 PM

Fat blokes talking about their "guns" its your tits you should be concentrating on!!!

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 03:05 PM

Working in front of a big window with the sun blaring in,with no air conditioning and cutting sweaty blokes hair. I mean who wants to sit and get there hair cut in this heat! I could think of plenty of other things to do! And to top it off I've now got feet the size of balloons! Talk about over worked under paid hairdressers rant over :D

Edited by Bumblebee, 06 July 2013 - 03:07 PM.


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Posted 06 July 2013 - 03:14 PM

Working in front of a big window with the sun blaring in,with no air conditioning and cutting sweaty blokes hair. I mean who wants to sit and get there hair cut in this heat! I could think of plenty of other things to do! And to top it off I've now got feet the size of balloons! Talk about over worked under paid hairdressers rant over :D

Feel for you Aimy. I went out with a hairdresser once and she was loaded and got paid shed loads. Have times changed?? Don't worry enjoy yourself now you have finished for the weekend.

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 04:17 PM

Working in front of a big window with the sun blaring in,with no air conditioning and cutting sweaty blokes hair. I mean who wants to sit and get there hair cut in this heat! I could think of plenty of other things to do! And to top it off I've now got feet the size of balloons! Talk about over worked under paid hairdressers rant over :D

Yeah who wants to get their hair cut by a girl with not to many clothes while glistening in the heat ;)

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 07:00 PM

My fcuking dining room walls. 3rd coat of luscious paint and it keeps cracking like crazy paving. What the fcuk am I doing wrong? Paint, roller, onto wall. Why is this so fcuking hard?

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 08:12 PM

My 'kin knee. Had an operation 10 years ago and since then it's been brilliant. Had an accident in November and kept hoping it'd get better, but it's just not.

 

Really could do without another operation.



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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:04 PM

My fcuking dining room walls. 3rd coat of luscious paint and it keeps cracking like crazy paving. What the fcuk am I doing wrong? Paint, roller, onto wall. Why is this so fcuking hard?

is there wax on the wall?



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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:05 PM

trains. people. smell

 

edit: too strong

edit2 : still tooo strong


Edited by Stuwy has gone fishing, 08 July 2013 - 02:07 PM.


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Posted 08 July 2013 - 05:31 PM

The smell's too strong?



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Posted 08 July 2013 - 05:59 PM

The smell's too strong?

 

Was on my train.  I could almost taste the armpits of the hairy bloke sitting 6 foot away.



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Posted 08 July 2013 - 07:05 PM

The smell's too strong?

  Was on my train.  I could almost taste the armpits of the hairy bloke sitting 6 foot away.
You commuting with Big Steve again?

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 07:42 PM

The smell's too strong?

 

that, and also I was using language that would even be  :ban:  on .org



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Posted 08 July 2013 - 07:56 PM

For some reason I'm really grumpy today. As I was on Thursday and Friday. I'm not usually grumpy. I don't like it as I don't know why :angry:

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:42 PM

trains. people. smell   edit: too strong edit2 : still tooo strong

One of the reasons I stopped getting the train to London. Couldn't stand it in the summer. At least on my motorbike theres only 1 hot smelly man.... (and I get home faster and cheaper than all the train lemmings).

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:45 PM

Push bikes..

 

Why do feel the need to fcuking ding your dinger every time your near a person. fcuk the smeg off, I know you there I'm not walking out into the road there are lots of cars wizzing by and if you think that your the top of my list of things to avoid your as stupid as you fcuking look on a shitty borris bike with what is affectively larger speedos on. Quite frankly If I'm at the crossing WAITING, I'm not waiting for you, you fcuking bell end, I waiting for the fcuking cars and articulated trucks. When the red light shows you just fcuking ignore it anyway! Maybe you can stuff that fcuking bell up your ass because next time you nearly run me down on a green man I'm going to kick you off your bike and it'll save me a job.



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Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:46 PM

and relax



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Posted 09 July 2013 - 03:43 PM

Ding!



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Posted 09 July 2013 - 03:44 PM

:lol:






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