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Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#5041 darronwall

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 07:21 PM

chris evans

 


#5042 KurtVerbose

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 07:40 PM

Hate Michael O'Leary?

 

Here's your chance to hate him some more.

 


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Posted 10 July 2013 - 07:11 PM

People on "young offenders schemes" that come to your door and then get stroppy when you dont want to buy a duster for £4.99.......................complete wnakers

#5044 Goosenka

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 07:20 PM

People on "young offenders schemes" that come to your door and then get stroppy when you dont want to buy a duster for £4.99.......................complete wnakers

I tell them I am on the same scheme and then say I have done ok since I was arrested and entered the scheme :lol:

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 07:26 PM

People on "young offenders schemes" that come to your door and then get stroppy when you dont want to buy a duster for £4.99.......................complete wnakers

I tell them I am on the same scheme and then say I have done ok since I was arrested and entered the scheme :lol:

There are words of more than one syllable in that, he wouldnt have a fcuking clue what I was on about

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 12:28 PM

People who have never been punched hard enough in the face,

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 12:46 PM

People who have never been punched hard enough in the face

...or the throat :closedeyes:

#5048 LY_Scott

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 01:44 PM

haha, do you work here too? :P

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 01:47 PM

N0 11's that bat for the Aussies


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Posted 11 July 2013 - 01:59 PM

Come on. The poor guy got to 98. For the sake of two runs, let him have a century. Fair play to him number 11 getting 98 runs.


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Posted 11 July 2013 - 03:17 PM

.....People who say encouraging and positive things about Aussie batsmen.....

 

Grrrr.


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Posted 14 July 2013 - 07:18 PM

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 04:08 PM

Blank posts....


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 05:52 PM

Arrange to buy wheels 2.5 weeks ago. After a day between each message reply I pay for them on Monday. Get a message today to say they will be posted tomorrow. fcuking brilliant, come in real handy for when I get back from pembrey they will.

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 06:32 PM

fcuking adverts in the cinema. The same fcuking adverts every week. And then the orange wednesdays advert with kevin bacon which i have seen countless times. AND the sh*t music before the adverts start. Normally some whiney squeally wanky sh*t. I've just paid 9 quid put the fcuking film on at the "advertised" time.


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 07:28 PM

People who cannot walk in a straight line.... doodahs. Don't cut me up because you have the mental agility of a sea urchin and can't hold a steady track. Really foxy women, that smoke rollups :( Not the standard noobie commuter rant but hey :lol:

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 07:51 PM

when the yoke breaks on your poached agg


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 08:01 PM

Getting served a mix of hot and cold chips in a restaurant !

#5059 KurtVerbose

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 11:01 PM

fcuking adverts in the cinema. The same fcuking adverts every week. And then the orange wednesdays advert with kevin bacon which i have seen countless times. AND the sh*t music before the adverts start. Normally some whiney squeally wanky sh*t. I've just paid 9 quid put the fcuking film on at the "advertised" time.

 

Firstly, normally if you ask for the time the film actually starts they will tell you.

 

Secondly, you go to the cinema every week?  


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Posted 18 July 2013 - 07:10 AM

fcuking adverts in the cinema. The same fcuking adverts every week. And then the orange wednesdays advert with kevin bacon which i have seen countless times. AND the sh*t music before the adverts start. Normally some whiney squeally wanky sh*t. I've just paid 9 quid put the fcuking film on at the "advertised" time.

  Firstly, normally if you ask for the time the film actually starts they will tell you.   Secondly, you go to the cinema every week?  
Before having a kid, the wife and I had those unlimited cards and we'd go about 3 times a week if there was good stuff on etc. Looking at film releases recently I think there has been about 4 films this year I wanted to see :lol:
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