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Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#5061 turbobob

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 09:37 AM

Usually go on Wednesdays. Orange PAYG FTW :)

 

Went to watch Despicable Me 2. Really good. Didn't have the Bacon's advert this time :o


#5062 turbobob

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 09:44 AM

Web sites that have buttons / links that as you hover the mouse over them to click on it, there is a menu that jumps up meaning that you click on the wrong link. 


#5063 slindborg

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 10:00 AM

Three assuming I'm trying to tether when in reality I'm trying to torrent a Unix distribution.... Honest.

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 10:41 AM

Incompetent people.

#5065 -Dab-of-Oppo-

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 05:01 PM

Wallets with no coin compartments.

A slipped finger smearing sh!t half way up your scrotum.

Incessant wood pigeon noises.


#5066 Goosenka

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 05:13 PM

Wallets with no coin compartments. A slipped finger smearing sh!t half way up your scrotum. Incessant wood pigeon noises.

Forgive me if I dont shake your hand

#5067 turbobob

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 06:31 PM

 

Wallets with no coin compartments. A slipped finger smearing sh!t half way up your scrotum. Incessant wood pigeon noises.

Forgive me if I dont shake your hand

 

But I'd bet you'd suck his fingers :lol:


#5068 Goosenka

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 06:51 PM

 

Wallets with no coin compartments. A slipped finger smearing sh!t half way up your scrotum. Incessant wood pigeon noises.

Forgive me if I dont shake your hand  
But I'd bet you'd suck his fingers :lol:
And you his balls

#5069 turbobob

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 08:33 PM

 

Wallets with no coin compartments. A slipped finger smearing sh!t half way up your scrotum. Incessant wood pigeon noises.

Forgive me if I dont shake your hand  
But I'd bet you'd suck his fingers :lol:
And you his balls
I'll see you there in an hour then :lol:

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 08:55 PM

:blink:  poof   :sick:

 

My flight outa the country can't come soon enough!


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Posted 21 July 2013 - 09:08 PM

What you don't fancy a tea bagging with a twist? :lol:

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 09:15 PM

Wallets with no coin compartments. A slipped finger smearing sh!t half way up your scrotum. Incessant wood pigeon noises.

What kind of sex offender carries coins in a wallet?

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 09:18 PM

Wallets with no coin compartments. A slipped finger smearing sh!t half way up your scrotum. Incessant wood pigeon noises.

As an aside, I wipe in the other direction... :lol:

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 09:20 PM

Wallets with no coin compartments. A slipped finger smearing sh!t half way up your scrotum. Incessant wood pigeon noises.

As an aside, I wipe in the other direction... :lol:
Thought only girls did that. :lol:

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 09:50 PM

Wait a minute, do you wipe towards your balls?

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 01:18 PM

Snitches grasses and just down right knobs who cant wait to land someone in the sh*t!! Wankers!!

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 03:36 PM

Trying to concentrate while fitting mine blast armour to a viking when a challenger 2 decides to hold its engine at max RPM 3 meters away. I need a quieter office :(

#5078 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 03:48 PM

 challenger 2

I NEED one of those


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 04:51 PM

fcuking rich women's mis behaving shitty kids. Utter retarded bints. Kids running riot and everyone else suffers. Well fcuk you and your bastard off spring.

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 05:04 PM

The phrases "end of", "off the hook", "at the end of the day" etc.

EDIT: Oh and Word Assoc. Posted Image

 

I agree, 110%!


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