Where is ibob. Surely he has some form of alert for this sort of occasion.
What Gets On Your Tits?
Started by
willow
, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
8089 replies to this topic
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james.a
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Proud member of the Northants Pedantic Crew
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- Interests:Driving Trigger's broom since March 2010
Posted 16 August 2013 - 01:15 PM
#5122
turbobob
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2/3rds of a Queen
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Interests:Football - support Derby County
Photography
CARS!!
Computers (oh no not another nerd....)
Travelling
Posted 16 August 2013 - 02:24 PM
iCunt 
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Goosenka
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Jeep Driving jolly nice chap
- Gender:Male
- Location:Anywhere near water
- Interests:Fried breakfasts, coffee and dogs
Posted 16 August 2013 - 09:06 PM
Boring weddings. Nothing worse.
Getting the shits at boring weddings.
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Darcini
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There must be some way outa here
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- Location:Macclesfield
Posted 16 August 2013 - 09:43 PM
"Hi ho silver lining" played at wedding receptions.
"Rock around the clock" played at wedding receptions.
Anyone jiving at wedding receptions.
Frank Sinatra's "New York, New York" at the end of a wedding reception.
Etc.
#5125
KurtVerbose
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His Serene Highness
- Gender:Male
- Location:Merlischachen
- Interests:Big baps.
Posted 17 August 2013 - 05:47 AM
Last wedding I went to I was the only guest. They had to hire someone to act as the other witness.
The time before the groom had left his long time girlfriend and two kids to marry his heavily pregnant bride whose visa was about to expire. 'If anyone knows of any lawful impediment....
*cough*.
My policy now is never go to weddings or funerals.
Ever.
Especially my own funeral.
#5126
Andrew aka Stuwy
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Made In England
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- Location:At Sea
- Interests:most things are intersting
Posted 17 August 2013 - 07:26 AM
Slicing half your finger off. Well nearly. Once again my bone save it....
I don't think I should be allowed sharp things
#5127
Boombang
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Saxo boy
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- Location:Brentwood, Essex
Posted 17 August 2013 - 07:39 AM
Photos?
Selling stuff and never being sure if it's a scammer properly fucks me off.
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Andrew aka Stuwy
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Made In England
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- Location:At Sea
- Interests:most things are intersting
Posted 17 August 2013 - 08:10 AM
2 days old now lolPhotos?
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And I still can't bend it
Edited by Stuwy has gone fishing, 17 August 2013 - 08:11 AM.
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Goosenka
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Jeep Driving jolly nice chap
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- Interests:Fried breakfasts, coffee and dogs
Posted 17 August 2013 - 09:39 AM
Nice nails.
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rob999
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Cat in a Hat
- Gender:Male
- Location:Northacre
- Interests:Footy, Tennis, Fire.
Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:02 AM
FFS Stuwy man up...that's nothing
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Andrew aka Stuwy
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Made In England
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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:24 AM
FFS Stuwy man up...that's nothing
that is my little finger and believe me it was not nothing. It took 2 days to stop bleeding. Lizy kept going on about hospital
Blood was actually dripping off my elbow
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rob999
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Cat in a Hat
- Gender:Male
- Location:Northacre
- Interests:Footy, Tennis, Fire.
Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:30 AM
Have you always had a problem with clotting?
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LY_Scott
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Formerly LY055SCO
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- Location:Burntisland, Fife
- Interests:Stock Car Racing. Sailing, Good Food and Drink! Celtic, Scottish National Team. Bands
Posted 19 August 2013 - 07:42 AM
This reported as the SDL (Scottish Defence League)
http://www.bbc.co.uk...t-fife-23738234
Anyone see a flaw in their banners? Done during the peak of the Edinburgh festival too, down the tourist rammed chuffing Royal Mile. Well done scumbags. Kindly go fcuk yourselves?
#5134
techieboy
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Supercharger of Doom
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- Location:Bedford
Posted 19 August 2013 - 07:48 AM
#5135
rob999
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Cat in a Hat
- Gender:Male
- Location:Northacre
- Interests:Footy, Tennis, Fire.
Posted 19 August 2013 - 12:29 PM
Vfestival traffic. Can't you just leave on Sunday night instead?!
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LY_Scott
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Formerly LY055SCO
- Gender:Male
- Location:Burntisland, Fife
- Interests:Stock Car Racing. Sailing, Good Food and Drink! Celtic, Scottish National Team. Bands
Posted 19 August 2013 - 02:22 PM
French electrics.
My 62 plate 207 work van has a dead ECU and probably a chuffed injector.its done 12500 miles.
Peasant comet it is for a few days.
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SPLAM
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Whipping Boy
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- Location:Harlow Essex
Posted 20 August 2013 - 06:27 PM
Been sitting next to George Lowden all day, he didn't offer me a free guitar. 
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Claws
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Stage FA NA FTW!
- Gender:Male
- Location:Motherwell
- Interests:Daft plastic cars
Posted 20 August 2013 - 06:34 PM
I am convinced my Peugeot Bipper had 2 new ECUs under warranty...funnily enough they had it for about a week each time, but "couldn't find anything wrong with it"French electrics. My 62 plate 207 work van has a dead ECU and probably a chuffed injector.its done 12500 miles. Peasant comet it is for a few days.
#5139
siztenboots
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RaceMode
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- Location:Surrey
- Interests:french maids
Posted 21 August 2013 - 10:20 AM
2 fire alarms this morning , why , because student exams going on
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Zoobeef
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Joes bedroom assistant.
- Gender:Male
- Location:Retford/Bovington
Posted 21 August 2013 - 03:41 PM
Phoned motorhog in Doncaster as they are the biggest scrappy in Europe, I think, and have everything.
Me "hi I'm after a 5 speed gearbox for a 2.2 petrol vauxhall zafira from about 2000-2005"
Him "ok, what's the reg of your zafira?"
Me "I don't have a zafira I just need the box to go on something else"
Him" ahh i see, well what model is your zafira, an elegance?"
Me "FFS"
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