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[Goosenka]

Phoned motorhog in Doncaster as they are the biggest scrappy in Europe, I think, and have everything. Me "hi I'm after a 5 speed gearbox for a 2.2 petrol vauxhall zafira from about 2000-2005" Him "ok, what's the reg of your zafira?" Me "I don't have a zafira I just need the box to go on something else" Him" ahh i see, well what model is your zafira, an elegance?" Me "FFS"

 

It's Doncaster.  What did you expect?

[Zoobeef]

Monkeys with typewriters

[Goosenka]

Monkeys with typewriters

Thats Sheffield though isn't it?

[siztenboots]

i thought scrappys used orangutangs
 

[Boombang]

Overly hot train Silly cold office People on trains and in my office.

[Wolfstone]

You're beginning to sound like Stuwy Alex!

[Goosenka]

Cutns on motorbikes who drive by, smash your wing mirror and then fcuk off.

[KurtVerbose]

Insect bites that make you wake up in the middle of the night having to scratch your feet.

 

Love summer, hate the insects.

[Zoobeef]

Cutns on motorbikes who drive by, smash your wing mirror and then fcuk off.

[LY_Scott]

Fog horns on tankers out in the Forth which go off all night. Holy sheeet!

[Boombang]

Food prices going up when the portion size has also been reduced.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

You're beginning to sound like Stuwy Alex!

 

[turbobob]

As a result of the march in the US to mark the anniversary of Martin Luther King speech, the number of people that are saying that the president is black. No he's not. He's mixed race 

[Claws]

As a result of the march in the US to mark the anniversary of Martin Luther King speech, the number of people that are saying that the president is black. No he's not. He's mixed race 

Also, the whole point of the MLK stuff is that it shouldn't even matter/be noticed that the President is black, white, biscuit, pink, even switch at a push...as long as he isn't silver

[Zoobeef]

Putting up with southerners for so long Got a few friends coming round tomorrow at "dinner" time. I had to check when that was. Turns out its the correct time of about 1pm.

[Claws]

People who spell lunch wrong

[Claws]

Sitting outside a job in my van doing some paperwork/browsing .org and a pretty plain looking prositute just asked me if I wanted business... 1. I am a premuim member, I thought that got rid of the sleazy adverts 2. Do I look that desperate? 3. I don't think she was VAT registered 4. If she had approached me earlier, would it have been acceptable to say yes, but only to get her to carry some equipment up 5 floors to save me doing two trips? 5. I am going to get a haircut tomorrow to try and make myself look less dodgy. (yes, less, tough task) 6. Ignoring points 2 and 5, maybe she was cherry picking a pleasant shift before she had to lower her standards (with the term standards used very lightly of course!)

Edited by Claws, 28 August 2013 - 03:54 PM.

[rob999]

Can we have a photo next time Mr Claws? You don't have to be in said pic mind.

[Darcini]

 a pretty plain looking prostitute

 

Well which was she, pretty or plain?

[FLD]

 

 a pretty plain looking prostitute

 

Well which was she, pretty or plain?

 

 

Given he's from Motherwell........