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[siztenboots]

"Even top hotels don't want empty beds...but that's strictly between you and me"

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

 

[VXT Tim]

She's quite fit though.

[Darcini]

Mmmmm, she is indeed.

 

But agree, reeeeeeally annoying advert.

[turbobob]

Shhhhh don't tell anyone. I agree it does annoy the crap out of me. But I tend to not really notice what's being advertised. I'm more visualising smashing her 

[Mike (Cliffie)]

I don't watch much telly and when I do it isn't on the commercial channels... Simples.

[turbobob]

Loving the irony of that post Mike

[turbobob]

Maria's mum sent her laptop via DHL back to the UK so I could look at it as it is faulty. I begin diagnosing and it won't turn on. Once the power button is pressed the processor fan starts, but that's it. So I strip all the peripherals out (Hard drive, wi-fi, DVD, RAM) and try again. Still nothing, not even a beep to indicate the RAM is missing. Which doesn't leave a lot left. I wondered whether in the heat in Greece, something on the motherbaord has got so hot it has reflowed itself. So I completely disassembled the laptop and took the motherboard to work and x-rayed the suspect parts that might have reflowed. No signs of this. By this time I pull the coin cell battery out to clear CMOS. I get home re-assemble and try again. Nothing.

 

I tell Maria it's properly fcuked and her comment "have you turned it on?" FFS!!!! 

[The Batman]

[FLD]

That's awesome!

[KurtVerbose]

Maybe a reboot?

[Ouchie]

Is the battery charged? we had a batch of hp laptops that would not turn on if the battery went flat. Fine with power cord only but would not recharge either they needed a bios update to fix.

Edited by Ouchie, 15 September 2013 - 03:14 PM.

[turbobob]

Good advice helping my diagnosis

 

No battery fitted

[TheRealVXed]

Getting wallet-raped for a haircut. 

 

I can operate a pair of scissors, why can't I charge £75 p/h.  Cnuts

[Wolfstone]

Being told that I can't buy the pack of razor blades in local little Tescos because the till is saying the item doesn't exist in their system.  But you have 10 packs of the bastards on the hook behind you so just override the fecking till!  Made them get the Manager out but she still refused to sell them saying if she overrode the till it would show up as theft.  FFS!  

Edited by Wolfstone, 16 September 2013 - 04:21 PM.

[Silent Steve]

Being told that I can't buy the pack of razor blades in local little Tescos because the till is saying the item doesn't exist in their system.  But you have 10 packs of the bastards on the hook behind you so just override the fecking till!  Made them get the Manager out but she still refused to sell them saying if she overrode the till it would show up as theft.  FFS!  

 

So your balls must remain hirsute, then eh?

 

Sad times.

[ghand]

Being told that I can't buy the pack of razor blades in local little Tescos because the till is saying the item doesn't exist in their system.  But you have 10 packs of the bastards on the hook behind you so just override the fecking till!  Made them get the Manager out but she still refused to sell them saying if she overrode the till it would show up as theft.  FFS!  

  So your balls must remain hirsute, then eh?   Sad times.

What a bastard, Wolfy will soon look like a wolf. Try the lady shave for now.

[turbobob]

I don't think Gill will be impressed if she finds Ken with her immac on his face ......

[mark moyz]

Asking my boss if I can book 2 weeks off next August to go Florida and being told that it isn't an issue and the 1 week later being told im in the redundancy pool and they would love me to take a different job taking a 5-6 grand pay cut ! With no company van and I must purchase another car cheers

[ghand]

I don't think Gill will be impressed if she finds Ken with her immac on his face ......

I just can't see Wolfy with designer stubble.

[turbobob]

He's got a goatee, why not? Speaking of which, who's doing mowvember?