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#5261 Mangham54

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 10:06 PM

10yrs before me.

#5262 Claws

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 10:12 PM

14 years here...

#5263 Goosenka

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 10:20 PM

So young you lot

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 10:43 PM

4years after me you old git :D

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 10:45 PM

Young as the woman ya feel. So that makes me currently 31 :D

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 10:48 PM

The punning brigade. I know most love them but they don't half get on my tits :(  :angry2:



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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:01 PM

Same age goose. My woman is about turn 40 next month. So I'm her toy boy yeah? Well that's what I tell her.

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 01:28 AM

Velvet jacket.... Classic goose! thumbsup

Very classic, had one in 1974. :lol:
Year I was born you old fart.
p*ss off youngster :lol:
11 years before me :/
But you look older. The only consolation I have :lol:
Any youngsters just got in pissed up like us old farts, or can't you stick the pace :lol:

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 02:46 AM

Just got in. You old farts should be up about now for your p*ss routine :P

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 09:54 AM

The punning brigade. I know most love them but they don't half get on my tits :(  :angry2:

Everything gets on your tits though George :P

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 10:08 AM

Just got in. You old farts should be up about now for your p*ss routine :P

:lol: You will catch us up. I am not drinking any more (again)

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 10:48 AM

 

Just got in. You old farts should be up about now for your p*ss routine :P

:lol: You will catch us up. I am not drinking any more (again)

 

:lol: til this evening anyway :P



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Posted 06 October 2013 - 05:10 PM

 

Just got in. You old farts should be up about now for your p*ss routine :P

:lol: You will catch us up. I am not drinking any more (again)  
:lol: til this evening anyway :P
sh*t, three glasses of wine with my Sunday roast, forgot about this statement, looks like you are right for once Bob :lol:

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 06:20 PM

Not difficult to predict Gordon :P



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Posted 10 October 2013 - 09:15 PM

The fact that my tax next tax disc is going to be worth more than the value of my car (according to my insurer). It therefore applies that: The trousers, shirt, shoes, belt and watch I am wearing have a greater combined value than my car. My tax disc (6 fcuking month one) is worth more than the car The stereo in the car doubles its value. Christ... the tools I keep in the bastard thing to help me when it finally breaks down are, you guessed it - greater than the value of my car. It won't be long before liquid in the canister below my seat is worth more than my car. Admiral MultiCar - thank you. It has been life changing

Edited by Mangham54, 10 October 2013 - 09:16 PM.


#5276 RabnaKS

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Posted 10 October 2013 - 10:23 PM

 

Telling a prospective employer up front exactly what package you need to make the move, going through 5 interviews, being told they really want you but getting an offer of less than the required amount. Baffling waste of time.

 

What a load of shite that is.  5 interviews baffles belief.  No company needs to do that really.

 

Sorry to hear that Alex.

 

Before I took the job I'm in 3yrs back I had to go on a course to get me back in to work, obviously quicker than the folk who have been long term unemployed.  And the guy taking the course was giving examples of businesses & how they deal with rejected applicants.  Coka Cola apparently invite all rejected applicants back for a 2hr induction on why they were rejected?  Would anyone waste there time, like rejections not bad enough, you go to be told your sh!t & there's better out there, in there opinion. Glad I don't like Coke.



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Posted 10 October 2013 - 10:50 PM

 

Telling a prospective employer up front exactly what package you need to make the move, going through 5 interviews, being told they really want you but getting an offer of less than the required amount. Baffling waste of time.

  What a load of shite that is.  5 interviews baffles belief.  No company needs to do that really.   Sorry to hear that Alex.  

Before I took the job I'm in 3yrs back I had to go on a course to get me back in to work, obviously quicker than the folk who have been long term unemployed.  And the guy taking the course was giving examples of businesses & how they deal with rejected applicants.  Coka Cola apparently invite all rejected applicants back for a 2hr induction on why they were rejected?  Would anyone waste there time, like rejections not bad enough, you go to be told your sh!t & there's better out there, in there opinion. Glad I don't like Coke.

Thats where you and i are different. People don't like to be told they are doing things wrong. I'm the kind of person who wants to know what they thought was wrong so that I could "fix" it for future interviews. No point going through a ton of interviews with companies all dismissing you for the same reason.

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 05:46 AM

The fact that my tax next tax disc is going to be worth more than the value of my car (according to my insurer). It therefore applies that: The trousers, shirt, shoes, belt and watch I am wearing have a greater combined value than my car. My tax disc (6 fcuking month one) is worth more than the car The stereo in the car doubles its value. Christ... the tools I keep in the bastard thing to help me when it finally breaks down are, you guessed it - greater than the value of my car. It won't be long before liquid in the canister below my seat is worth more than my car. Admiral MultiCar - thank you. It has been life changing

And who said keeping VX standard would make it more valuable :P

#5279 Boombang

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 06:39 AM

 

 

 

Telling a prospective employer up front exactly what package you need to make the move, going through 5 interviews, being told they really want you but getting an offer of less than the required amount. Baffling waste of time.  

  What a load of shite that is.  5 interviews baffles belief.  No company needs to do that really.   Sorry to hear that Alex.  

 

Before I took the job I'm in 3yrs back I had to go on a course to get me back in to work, obviously quicker than the folk who have been long term unemployed.  And the guy taking the course was giving examples of businesses & how they deal with rejected applicants.  Coka Cola apparently invite all rejected applicants back for a 2hr induction on why they were rejected?  Would anyone waste there time, like rejections not bad enough, you go to be told your sh!t & there's better out there, in there opinion. Glad I don't like Coke.

 

Thats where you and i are different. People don't like to be told they are doing things wrong. I'm the kind of person who wants to know what they thought was wrong so that I could "fix" it for future interviews. No point going through a ton of interviews with companies all dismissing you for the same reason.

 

 

Just to say this all worked out well - in fact better than I could imagine.

 

On the same day Company 1 made the low offer I got asked to interview at Company 2.  Company 1 heard this through my recruiter and offered the full amount, but I wanted to go through the process with Company 2.

 

They liked me so much at Company 2 they cut the process down to three days and last night made an exceptional offer.

 

Ironically (is it?) if Company 1 had made the full offer straight off I would have taken it.  Likewise if they hadn't gone through such a long interview process they would have offered sooner.  So thank you Company 1!


Edited by Boombang, 11 October 2013 - 06:40 AM.


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 06:54 AM

Back on topic. Fckin ingrowing toenails. Poor design. Pure and simple.




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