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#5341 Claws

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Posted 17 October 2013 - 10:44 AM

I have 'Last Christmas' by Wham stuck in my head! For the impressionable among us, enjoy, you are most welcome! :lol:

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Posted 17 October 2013 - 10:46 AM

all this halloween wank tat in the shops



#5343 Goosenka

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Posted 17 October 2013 - 10:50 AM

all this halloween w4nk tat in the shops

 

Agreed.  Seppo bullshit



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Posted 01 November 2013 - 03:35 PM

Again with the project managers.fcuking hopeless. I've not met one that does anything else pass on other peoples words for a long time. Manage the bloody project resources!

 

My boss recently suggested its something I should move to. Maybe he's right. I could do it standing on my head to the standard of these idiots. Contracting too in banking, bet they are on a mint.



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Posted 01 November 2013 - 10:51 PM

£500 a day min in Scotland at the moment. And yes most of them are fcuking useless.

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Posted 02 November 2013 - 06:49 PM

Christmas shite in the shops. Cold weather. Supermarkets. Art galleries. Old people - sometimes. Any fcuker who drives for Addison Lee.

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Posted 02 November 2013 - 07:01 PM

Christmas shite in the shops. Cold weather. Supermarkets. Art galleries. Old people - sometimes. Any fcuker who drives for Addison Lee.

Well thanks for that, only sometimes, well I can work on that. :lol: If you stay in you kill five birds with one stone. Well the first four, suppose you could get an old visitor :lol:

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Posted 02 November 2013 - 07:05 PM

Christmas shite in the shops. Cold weather. Supermarkets. Art galleries. Old people - sometimes. Any fcuker who drives for Addison Lee.

Well thanks for that, only sometimes, well I can work on that. :lol: If you stay in you kill five birds with one stone. Well the first four, suppose you could get an old visitor :lol:
I'm no spring chicken. I would say it's down to cutting short my trip away but I am always a miserablecunt.

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Posted 02 November 2013 - 07:08 PM

Christmas shite in the shops. Cold weather. Supermarkets. Art galleries. Old people - sometimes. Any fcuker who drives for Addison Lee.

 

Cold weather? What would you know about cold weather, you're always on holiday

Art galleries? What were you doing in an art gallery? Did you need the toilet?



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Posted 02 November 2013 - 07:59 PM

Christmas shite in the shops. Cold weather. Supermarkets. Art galleries. Old people - sometimes. Any fcuker who drives for Addison Lee.

  Cold weather? What would you know about cold weather, you're always on holiday Art galleries? What were you doing in an art gallery? Did you need the toilet?
Point taken but Tash is an artist. No choice. Had to pay over weight baggage charge due to artistry sh*t.

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Posted 02 November 2013 - 08:28 PM

Close coupled WC cisterns.

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Posted 02 November 2013 - 10:12 PM

Decorating.  


Edited by Wolfstone, 02 November 2013 - 10:12 PM.


#5353 Mangham54

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Posted 02 November 2013 - 11:23 PM

Decorating.  

At least your home has straight walls. The bastard house of mine doesn't know what straight means. Having finally managed to get the kitchen 'almost done' the lounge has been started. Took the monsterous fire surround off only to find that the fireplace behind it is as straight as a 'curly wurly' and that the granite fire slab sits about 6cm further forward than normal. Cue purchasing a fire surround (strapped to the roof bars of the focus) only to find I have a 6cm gap that needs building up, once I have flattened off the chimney breast. So I really do feel your pain.

#5354 KurtVerbose

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Posted 03 November 2013 - 08:26 AM

Focus on the end result. I went from this: -

 

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To this: -

 

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Walls aren't straight though - I should know, I put them in. :wacko:



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Posted 03 November 2013 - 08:23 PM

Imnotworthy

 

All I was doing was hanging wallpaper in the stairwell.  Longest drop was about 18 feet and I hate ladders!

 

 



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Posted 03 November 2013 - 08:28 PM

Imnotworthy

 

All I was doing was hanging wallpaper in the stairwell.  Longest drop was about 18 feet and I hate ladders!

 

 

 

 

 

Time for a painting party at Wolfies.......

 

..go on you know it makes sense...

 

..bagsy the yellow tin......  



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Posted 03 November 2013 - 08:32 PM

Revising for yet more exams.  I'm 22; this sh*t should be over by now.  thumbsdown



#5358 Mangham54

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Posted 03 November 2013 - 08:36 PM

Imnotworthy   All I was doing was hanging wallpaper in the stairwell.  Longest drop was about 18 feet and I hate ladders!    

Pretty much a whole roll per strip then, especially if you are pattern matching. I have gotten good at papering and managed to do Annette's entrance hall (7 roll jobbie) on my own and only took about 5hrs (inc. 1hr prep like removing conduit and unscrewing all the sockets and light switches. A paint roller is definitely the way forward - but that was no pattern match paper. I expect Chez Wolfie paper will be a 24" pattern match super-boudoir potato jobbie.

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Posted 03 November 2013 - 08:36 PM

My last exam was at 36....



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Posted 03 November 2013 - 08:38 PM

Revising for yet more exams.  I'm 22; this sh*t should be over by now.  thumbsdown

Eh... 22 your a mere teenager. Exams will be with you for life. I am a wee bit older than thee and I was knocking one out this aft. Brought new meaning to being frustrated because my parents burst in part way through. :lol:

Edited by Mangham54, 03 November 2013 - 08:39 PM.





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