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#5381 Darcini

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:10 PM

I could be a body double for Ben Cohen tbh

Was thinking the same actually
Cheers mate, appreciate it, makes all the hard work in the gym worthwhile. Blimey, the Bond girl, you would wouldn't you :o

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:16 PM

The fact that mirrors on car doors, that is DOOR MIRRORS are still referred to as wing mirrors. There haven't been mirrors attached to car front wings, in the main, since the 70s. Fcuks me right off. Thanks.

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:23 PM

I could be a body double for Ben Cohen tbh

Was thinking the same actually
Cheers mate, appreciate it, makes all the hard work in the gym worthwhile. Blimey, the Bond girl, you would wouldn't you :o
Yea I would but the dirty cheeky pro dancers (female that is) are just finger licking good.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 09:50 PM

fecking colds.....atishoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


#5385 Silent Steve

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 10:45 AM

fecking colds.....atishoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Bless you.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:31 AM

Hose pipes

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 05:50 PM

The fact that mirrors on car doors, that is DOOR MIRRORS are still referred to as wing mirrors. There haven't been mirrors attached to car front wings, in the main, since the 70s. Fcuks me right off. Thanks.

Ok try this as therapy, they are called wing mirrors because they stick out like wings LOL

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 06:33 PM

Hose pipes

 

...er...why? I know the connectors are annoying, but overall are they not of benefit?

 

Or were you giving yourself an enenma and got it wrong?  


Edited by KurtVerbose, 12 November 2013 - 06:34 PM.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 07:06 PM

Hose pipes

  ...er...why? I know the connectors are annoying, but overall are they not of benefit?   Or were you giving yourself an enenma and got it wrong?  
Kinking and constantly getting caught under tyres and blah blah. Fuxking things

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 07:07 PM

I hate when a kink gets stuck on a tyre!!

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 08:47 PM

Last nights end of series 'under the dome' fcuked me off somewhat :lol:

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 08:50 PM

I don't want to know what happened. I've got a few recorded. 


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:06 PM

London traffic Pizza delivery fuxkers on scooters My temper and lack of patience Christmas conversations The north circular Anyone who is over 65 in Muswell Hill

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:11 PM

Wtf were you doing on the north circular? But yeah I agree 


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:12 PM

Last nights end of series 'under the dome' fcuked me off somewhat :lol:

 

Yes me too, the bastards. get me the phone number of the tosser who thought that will do as an ending :lol: I want a word.

 

 

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Edited by ghand, 12 November 2013 - 09:12 PM.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:12 PM

Wtf were you doing on the north circular? But yeah I agree 

Seem to spend my life on that god foresaken road.

Edited by Goosenka, 12 November 2013 - 09:13 PM.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:14 PM

It's not great. And full of fuckwit drivers who do random sh*t for no apparent reason.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:24 PM

Tonight I was forced to travel on the London Underground.

 

The bastards charged me £4 to go two miles, slowly, with my face jammed into a 20 stone woman's unwashed armpit.

 

No amount of scrubbing is getting me clean.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:27 PM

I bet she's saying the same about you Steve :lol:


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:30 PM

I bet she's saying the same about you Steve :lol:

 

She was OK. I still have a stiffy on just thinking about it.

 

It's the trains I hate; dirty things.


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