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#5401 turbobob

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:33 PM

:lol:

 

Can't argue with that. Sweaty armpits for some compensation :lol:


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:35 PM

Positively moist. Rusty Lee-licious. Mmmmm.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:37 PM

You or her? 


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:38 PM

Wtf were you doing on the north circular? But yeah I agree 

Seem to spend my life on that god foresaken road.
Gotta use that sh*t heap again in a fortnight. Though I still prefer it to the M62, which I use every day

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:44 PM

Wtf were you doing on the north circular? But yeah I agree 

Seem to spend my life on that god foresaken road.
Gotta use that sh*t heap again in a fortnight. Though I still prefer it to the M62, which I use every day
What you doing down this way?

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 10:26 PM

Double post

Edited by Mangham54, 12 November 2013 - 10:27 PM.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 10:26 PM

Wtf were you doing on the north circular? But yeah I agree 

Seem to spend my life on that god foresaken road.
Gotta use that sh*t heap again in a fortnight. Though I still prefer it to the M62, which I use every day
What you doing down this way?
I teach a group of students based out of Chiswick, so visit pretty much monthly. Have the delights of hoteling on Ealing Broadway.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 10:33 PM

Alan Yentob.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 10:37 PM

Alan Yentob.

proper twat

 


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 10:43 PM

snagging your scrotum in the plughole when you slide forward to get out of the bath and the surge of water exiting said plughole decides to 'yank' your nads in and use them as a stopper to stem the heady flow

its become a game now,and i am losing!

and it fcuking hurts

 

 


Edited by darronwall, 12 November 2013 - 10:45 PM.

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Posted 13 November 2013 - 06:03 PM

Seems like you're in competition with this guy.


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 11:02 PM

Milk that goes off before the date on the side. fcuking con! Tea tasted like sh*t and ive had to open a beer instead.

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 09:10 PM

Joey Essex, what an arch cock and what are those teeth all about!!??


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 09:23 PM

Joey Essex, what an arch cock and what are those teeth all about!!??

He really is thick isn't he. Not normally a watcher of I'm a... but having worked in a place where Lucy Pargeter visited weekly I am interested to see how she deals with it all. From all my dealings with her she is a gem of a person.

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 09:25 PM

 

Joey Essex, what an arch cock and what are those teeth all about!!??

He really is thick isn't he. Not normally a watcher of I'm a... but having worked in a place where Lucy Pargeter visited weekly I am interested to see how she deals with it all. From all my dealings with her she is a gem of a person.

 

He's already come up with a new word on I'm a celebrity...........................confrontate


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 09:27 PM

 

Joey Essex, what an arch cock and what are those teeth all about!!??

He really is thick isn't he. Not normally a watcher of I'm a... but having worked in a place where Lucy Pargeter visited weekly I am interested to see how she deals with it all. From all my dealings with her she is a gem of a person.  
He's already come up with a new word on I'm a celebrity...........................confrontate
I pissed myself at that. And the boy sounded like a rhino in labour as he fell out of the sky.

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 10:25 PM

snagging your scrotum in the plughole when you slide forward to get out of the bath and the surge of water exiting said plughole decides to 'yank' your nads in and use them as a stopper to stem the heady flow

its become a game now,and i am losing!

and it fcuking hurts

 

 

Got a conventional bath so can't understand how on earth that happens?  Your sure you're not a candidate for the special ward in hospital? LOL  :D


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 11:31 PM

snagging your scrotum in the plughole when you slide forward to get out of the bath and the surge of water exiting said plughole decides to 'yank' your nads in and use them as a stopper to stem the heady flow its become a game now,and i am losing! and it fcuking hurts    

Got a conventional bath so can't understand how on earth that happens?  Your sure you're not a candidate for the special ward in hospital? LOL  :D
Is it me or is he siting in the wrong end ?

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 08:06 AM

plughole in middle 


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Posted 18 November 2013 - 11:25 AM

plughole in middle 

Ha ha ok. My plug hole is in the middle but right over to one side well away from said dangly bits :lol:
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