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Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#5421 turbobob

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 06:36 PM

Lets face it, Darron pulled the plug, noticed there was good suction and fancied a t-bag :lol:


#5422 Harry Hornet

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 02:18 PM

PPI callers....

 

..but today in a quiet moment, whilst I was doing keyboard stuff, decided to to see how long I could keep them on the phone before they realised that

 

1. I was not Mr Smith

2. I never had a bank account with LLoyds, Santander or RBS

3. I had never had a loan

4. I had never defaulted

5. The mortagage wasnt under threat

6. I didnt want to make a claim

 

etc etc

 

Do you think they will call back??

 

it was a total of just under 15 minutes......


#5423 FLD

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 02:31 PM

PPI callers....

 

..but today in a quiet moment, whilst I was doing keyboard stuff, decided to to see how long I could keep them on the phone before they realised that

 

1. I was not Mr Smith

2. I never had a bank account with LLoyds, Santander or RBS

3. I had never had a loan

4. I had never defaulted

5. The mortagage wasnt under threat

6. I didnt want to make a claim

 

etc etc

 

Do you think they will call back??

 

it was a total of just under 15 minutes......

 

I like your tactic!  I wonder if you can get your number black listed by perving onto them?


#5424 Renny

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 02:42 PM

Yes. A very simple "before I answer your questions, tell me what colour underwear you have on?" usually works on female callers.


#5425 LY_Scott

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 09:14 AM

Overuse of Acronyms

 

Make your communications suitable for the audience thumbsup


#5426 Claws

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 11:16 AM

GFY :lol:

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 11:17 AM

:lol: Suitable for the audience though!

 

 

Bam.


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Posted 21 November 2013 - 11:32 AM

GFY :lol:

 

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 11:38 AM

People who tap in quiet waiting rooms. At last, he's fooked off now.

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 03:29 PM

Snooker. thumbsdown

 

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 05:36 PM

My paedo neighbor.

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 10:00 PM

My paedo neighbor.

Serious? You need to stop the neighbour getting too close to you then.  :sick: 


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 10:02 PM

Being pestered to go to the shop for goodies while everybody else just sloth's on couch! My Vino will get warm!


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 10:10 PM

My paedo neighbor.

Serious? You need to stop the neighbour getting too close to you then.  :sick: 
My village has no crime. Did some work on the car and nipped up and down the local roads to test it. Leaving the garage door open. Got back after a few minutes and the twat had shut the door so i couldnt drive straight in. Just leave my sh*t alone! Its because the whole village hates him and i haven't told him to fcuk off yet.

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 10:13 PM

Accident this afternoon in the Pug

 

Bye bye no claims and £500 excess ffs :(


#5436 turbobob

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 10:16 PM

My paedo neighbor.

You aint a child any more mark. You can't call him a paedo :lol:

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 10:17 PM

Accident this afternoon in the Pug   Bye bye no claims and £500 excess ffs :(

Hope everyone is ok :(

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 10:20 PM

I'm fine just pissed off about it

 

Double offset mini roundabout and I was more focussed on the bloke to the left of the second as opposed to the bloke turning right

 

5mph shunt and I bet his neck is hurting now


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 10:21 PM

That sucks :(

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 10:31 PM

This Beauty...me heading from the top

 

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