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#5461 james.a

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 10:57 PM

Burglars. Scum bags hit my house and work this week.

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:18 AM

Burglars. Scum bags hit my house and work this week.

Absolute bastards!! They need castrating :(

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 07:29 AM

I feel your pain. Someone took bolt cutters to my mountain bike "bolt cutter resistant" chain two nights ago. Beyond angry.

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 08:15 AM

I feel your pain. Someone took bolt cutters to my mountain bike "bolt cutter resistant" chain two nights ago. Beyond angry.

 

Is it worthwhile you sending a picture to the people that make the chain and trying to see what they say?



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 09:06 AM

I feel your pain. Someone took bolt cutters to my mountain bike "bolt cutter resistant" chain two nights ago. Beyond angry.

  Is it worthwhile you sending a picture to the people that make the chain and trying to see what they say?
Kryptonite are great locks.

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 09:30 AM

Leaving it in my spare room would be a better deterrent! That's where my bikes will live fr now on! Bob I'm sure if I check the small print it will say it survives a bolt cutter for 0.03 seconds longer than a bit of string.....

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 12:42 PM

That sucks :(

 

Cutter resistant. If someone is determine enough they will find the right tool. 



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:06 PM

Anything with a vagina. :angry2:



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:57 PM

Anything with a vagina. :angry2:

I concur.

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:06 PM

Anything with a vagina. :angry2:

The view of your post made me chuckle. You have in your signature from AliM "Robin you are my hero", and in turn you say anything with a vagina gets on your tits. 

 

Charmer :lol:

 

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:35 PM

 

Anything with a vagina. :angry2:

The view of your post made me chuckle. You have in your signature from AliM "Robin you are my hero", and in turn you say anything with a vagina gets on your tits. 

 

Charmer :lol:

 

 

 

:lol:

 

Ali doesn't count.  She has a VX :D

 

It's other women that are the problem.  All other women



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:36 PM

Tough at the top eh gigolo

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 09:56 AM

multiple aircon failures in one of my server rooms, 45°C this morning , and a EMC storage controller failure. Plus now the emergency aircon is playing up.



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Posted 29 November 2013 - 09:59 AM

multiple aircon failures in one of my server rooms, 45°C this morning , and a EMC storage controller failure. Plus now the emergency aircon is playing up.

Blow really gently on them, it'll be fine.

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 12:03 AM

multiple aircon failures in one of my server rooms, 45°C this morning , and a EMC storage controller failure. Plus now the emergency aircon is playing up.

Open the windows, it's freezing out LOL

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Posted 02 December 2013 - 11:30 AM

windows in a server room , its all Linux and Novell



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Posted 02 December 2013 - 11:31 AM

VX headlights , really are 100% sh1t.  There could be a 1,000,000W HIDS and they would still be sh1t



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Posted 02 December 2013 - 11:48 AM

windows in a server room , its all Linux and Novell

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Posted 02 December 2013 - 05:35 PM

So we both bang our gas and elec usage in the compare site and great NPower can save us both hundreds of pounds each. Who are we with? frigging NPower . The bastards :lol: They only have 5 million fcuking payment plans and make sure you end up on the sh*t one.

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Posted 02 December 2013 - 06:00 PM

why cant people use the train, properly..

 

If I'm getting off, you cant get on

if the train is busy, take your fcuking bag off the seat next to you.

TAKE your feet off the seat in front of you.

In the quite zone, shut the fcuk up

STOP playing music out loud on your phone

If you are unwell, stay home

while standing, be aware of what is going on around you.

If the train is so busy that I cant move my hand up to my face to wipe my head, you can't read your book

TAKE your fcuking backpack off

Why are you bringing a pushchair on the train in rush hour?

Why are you complaining that there are no seats?

Why do you bring children on the train in rush hour?

If you cannot afford to get the train, don't. Stop jumping the barriers.

If you cant fit on the train. Don't get on.

YOU do not need to wait for the barriers to shut before you offer your ticket to the pad! Your holding everyone else behind you

If you are a slow walker. DONT get off the train first, your holding everybody else up.

If you need to stop and check the train times. DONT stop in front of the barriers!

Stop running for Tube trains, there is another in 30 seconds!

Don't hold the doors open, if you want to be with your friends, get off the train.

If the train is full, stop asking for people to move down.

Take your kindle, and shove it up your ass.

The guardian is designed for Lunch, when you have space.. Not my lap

Stop shouting. your phone is next to your face. If they can't hear you. They can turn you up.

If your watching TV on a pad, accept that other people are going to look.

NOTHING is that important that it can't wait till you get home or into the office. especially work.

If your so fat you take up two seats, Stand


Edited by Stuwy has gone fishing, 02 December 2013 - 06:02 PM.





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