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#5501 turbobob

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 06:06 PM

Men who masturbate at a urinal (Yes I have seen it done. In a McDonalds toilet in Athens!!!!)



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Posted 03 December 2013 - 06:13 PM

Men who pull your pubes out at the urinal.

Yes that could be awkward.

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 06:50 PM

Men who masturbate at a urinal (Yes I have seen it done. In a McDonalds toilet in Athens!!!!)

 

Are they miss-understanding the gloryhole concept?

 

 

Men who pull your pubes out at the urinal.

Sorry about that Kurt, big fetish of mine.

 

Oh, to be miss-quoted.... :)



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Posted 03 December 2013 - 08:20 PM

 

Men who masturbate at a urinal (Yes I have seen it done. In a McDonalds toilet in Athens!!!!)

 

Are they miss-understanding the gloryhole :)

 

 

They must have. It was quite unpleasant. A 60 year old too. Ffs dude, do that sort of sh*t at home. 



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Posted 03 December 2013 - 08:24 PM

c*nting passwords!! 



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Posted 03 December 2013 - 08:39 PM

Traffic. 63 mile journey has currently taken 5hrs 39 mins.

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 08:48 PM

Film lids on ready meals :lol: just peal off in one to you fucks

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 08:53 PM

You pikey. I've not had a ready meal since uni :P



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Posted 03 December 2013 - 08:53 PM

:yeahthat:

 

And trying to pour cravendale milk without 50% of it running down the bottle and onto the floor! 



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Posted 03 December 2013 - 09:02 PM

You pikey. I've not had a ready meal since uni :P

Wench is out tonight :lol:

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 09:04 PM

Cook some good sh*t then. Stuff you eat not her. Nice sirloin for me :) 



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Posted 03 December 2013 - 10:15 PM

Cook some good sh*t then. Stuff you eat not her. Nice sirloin for me :) 

Ribeye, not that sh*t!

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 10:22 PM

Meh. Depends on your taste. You could argue fillet. But that lacks in taste. I find the sirloin isn't the softest piece of meat but a decent combination of decent flavour and texture of meat. 



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Posted 03 December 2013 - 10:51 PM

As a vegetarian I don't like meat in my mouth.



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Posted 03 December 2013 - 11:06 PM

Men who pull their pubes out at the urinal.

How do you know they pull their pubes? They may malt!  :P



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Posted 04 December 2013 - 08:08 AM

You mean moult?

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 10:48 AM

Meh. Depends on your taste. You could argue fillet. But that lacks in taste. I find the sirloin isn't the softest piece of meat but a decent combination of decent flavour and texture of meat. 

 

Prefer Rump, and its lovely so long as its properly high quality.

 

Cant be arsed to cook properly when left to my own devices.



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Posted 04 December 2013 - 11:05 AM

Hanger steak for the best flavour. Though I'm easily swayed by a well aged ribeye or sirloin. Doesn't matter though, you can't cook any of them at home properly unless it's on a BBQ. Domestic grills are just sh*t and don't get anywhere near hot enough to do the job and sticking them in a frying pan is a sacrilege, unless it's fillet and you're basting it in butter to make up for the lack of flavour.



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Posted 04 December 2013 - 11:20 AM

Doesn't matter though, you can't cook any of them at home

 

Glad me and the Mrs arent the only ones, just thought we were shite cooks



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Posted 04 December 2013 - 12:08 PM

Cast Iron skillet (the kind you'd smash eddie or richie with in Bottom) and heat the living daylights out of it, then cook. next best thing to firing the BBQ up






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