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#5541 Claws

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Posted 10 December 2013 - 09:38 PM

Vauxhall changing the PCD on their 5 stud setup. My brother had a puncture when driving my Mum's Astra which doesn't have a spare. I went along tonight to where the car is, armed with a jack and a rear alloy off my VX, a simple task I thought... thumbsdown It had only been the same since about 1993 :rolleyes:

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Posted 10 December 2013 - 09:41 PM

What gets on my tits?

 

Rusty........

 

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and JohnTurbo

 

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Posted 10 December 2013 - 09:42 PM

:lol:

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Posted 11 December 2013 - 05:48 PM

What gets on my tits?

 

Rusty........

 

Another for the 'Secret Crushes That You Know Are Wrong, But You Can't...' thread. :rolleyes:

 



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Posted 12 December 2013 - 03:15 PM

People who wander round packed shopping streets, with their umbrellas just at eye gouging height, completely unaware of where they're walking.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:53 PM

So the manageress of Pizza Express said to me,

'I think that's a myth'

'What's a myth?'

'Waving your mobile phone in the air to try and get a signal when reception's poor'.

'I'm not trying to get a signal, I'm holding my phone up to the loudspeaker in the ceiling so Shazam can tell me what this music is that's playing. I've failed twice at the table because the Rug Rat next to us has screeched continually at such a high pitch and rate of decibels that everything else including conversation has been drowned out.

 



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Posted 13 December 2013 - 11:51 PM

People that wave their phone about trying to identify a song :lol:

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 01:23 AM

Haha

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 10:21 PM

Online gaming TV ads, flashy, enticing, expensive professionally produced adverts. Traditional bookies are not allowed to look attractive from the outside so they don't entice punters in to waste their Giros (do they still exist?) What's the difference? :(

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Posted 20 December 2013 - 01:30 AM

new list tooo long



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Posted 20 December 2013 - 09:06 AM

Q: "what are doing New Year's Eve" A: " fuxk off. You don't care what I do normally so why now?"

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Posted 20 December 2013 - 09:13 AM

I know what I'm doing...I'm on call.... :dry:



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Posted 20 December 2013 - 10:03 AM

I know what I'm doing...I'm on call.... :dry:

Ha! Unlucky, I am off that day to do absolutely hee haw! On call over Christmas though and working inbetween :tt:

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 01:03 AM

People telling me to smile, fcuk off.

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 01:05 AM

Works Christmas meals / do's. In fact lets be specific about what gets on my tits....... Work Christmas Do's Or any combination of the above.

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 01:28 AM

Works Christmas meals / do's. In fact lets be specific about what gets on my tits....... Work Christmas Do's Or any combination of the above.

You must be of the same mind as my MD, he knew we we was going on a Xmas meal tonight?  This morning he gave all the management team a pep talk about other businesses slowing down for Xmas & the customer going to the competition & all that sh*t.  While I understand where he was coming from I knew it creates a bottleneck because either side of us they slow down for Xmas & we're going like there's no tomorrow but it ain't going anywhere but building up!  Yes, I missed the meal! We are going back to old C Dickens.  So, in summary, people not allowing others to celebrate Christmas gets on my tits!



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Posted 21 December 2013 - 01:32 AM

And before anyone points out the link between 'Do you believe in God' & celebrating christmas? Let's just relate this to Catholics celebrating Bonfire night! Yes I'm supposed to be RC. Life is strange!



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Posted 21 December 2013 - 12:29 PM

I usually cover callout and let everyone attend any work nights out, because I'm nice that way. Plus it just ends up with a bunch of folk talking about work, so I might as well just be doing some :lol:

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 03:51 PM

Works Christmas meals / do's. In fact lets be specific about what gets on my tits....... Work Christmas Do's Or any combination of the above.

You need the three queens there :-p

 

My works do was good, but just not the same. I have to behave somewhat. Like I always do ......... :unsure:



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Posted 21 December 2013 - 03:54 PM

Works Christmas meals / do's. In fact lets be specific about what gets on my tits....... Work Christmas Do's Or any combination of the above.

You need the three queens there :-p   My works do was good, but just not the same. I have to behave somewhat. Like I always do ......... :unsure:
Was mine yesterday afternoon, eve and night. Feeling a little worse for wear today. Fortunately the 1.5hr commute on the train afterwards sobered me up somewhat - otherwise I could have been hugging the bug white phone talking to god.




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