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Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#5561 ghand

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 01:23 AM

I know what I'm doing...I'm on call.... :dry:

Ha! Unlucky, I am off that day to do absolutely hee haw! On call over Christmas though and working inbetween :tt:
Work? Mmmmm let me think, oh yes I remember, I'm off over Christmas, :lol:

#5562 Claws

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 05:04 AM

At least we have youth on our side :lol: Only 40 years till I retire, can't wait! It will fly in. Oh wait, that's almost double what I have been breathing for...might not fly in actually :P

#5563 Boombang

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:42 PM

Drug dealer.

The Sugar Hut.

TOWIE.

The other drug dealer.

The fly that's been round my house for 3 days.

Running out of O'Hara's rum.

Reporting drug dealers to the police and them not giving a shite.


Edited by Boombang, 22 December 2013 - 09:45 PM.

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:48 PM

At least we have youth on our side :lol: Only 40 years till I retire, can't wait! It will fly in. Oh wait, that's almost double what I have been breathing for...might not fly in actually :P

 

40 years untilyou retire?  I thought you only LOOKED 12 years old!


#5565 Boombang

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:24 PM

Drug dealer.

The Sugar Hut.

TOWIE.

The other drug dealer.

The fly that's been round my house for 3 days.

Running out of O'Hara's rum.

Reporting drug dealers to the police and them not giving a shite.

 

One down!


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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:37 PM

Should have killed the drug dealers first Alex.   :sleep:


#5567 Claws

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 11:58 PM

At least we have youth on our side :lol: Only 40 years till I retire, can't wait! It will fly in. Oh wait, that's almost double what I have been breathing for...might not fly in actually :P

  40 years untilyou retire?  I thought you only LOOKED 12 years old!
2053, what a year that will be, flying cars etc, brilliant :lol:

#5568 Rudy

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Posted 23 December 2013 - 12:11 AM

2053, what a year that will be, flying cars etc, brilliant :lol:

Yes, what a year. We'll all be dead or dribbling in some retirement home :lol:

#5569 ghand

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Posted 23 December 2013 - 12:30 AM

2053, what a year that will be, flying cars etc, brilliant :lol:

Yes, what a year. We'll all be dead or dribbling in some retirement home :lol:
That would put me at a around 96 ish , maybe struggling getting in the VX. :lol: Imposable for my internal organs to last so long but if they do will one of you take me out for a spin on my birthday :lol:

#5570 Claws

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Posted 23 December 2013 - 12:50 AM

I will haha. If your internals start failing, just up the scotch intake to cure them :lol:

#5571 ghand

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Posted 23 December 2013 - 02:12 AM

I will haha. If your internals start failing, just up the scotch intake to cure them :lol:

The oldest woman in the U.K. drank scotch and also loads of coke. Oh and she didn't do fruit or veg much either now who does that remind me of :lol: . .

Edited by ghand, 23 December 2013 - 02:16 AM.

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Posted 23 December 2013 - 09:15 AM

Red hot runny bum.


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Posted 23 December 2013 - 09:16 AM

The cold...uggghh


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Posted 23 December 2013 - 09:23 AM

train operators being gay and implementing an emergency timetable that (currently ;) ) cant be revoked, based on a weather report.... and then to only be running from 10am tomorrow. cuntpuffins


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Posted 23 December 2013 - 10:32 AM

Odd that they'll need limited staff for that and it's near Xmas...

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Posted 23 December 2013 - 10:39 AM

Odd that they'll need limited staff for that and it's near Xmas...

 

Indeed, 'very odd'

 

Bet the Unions are loving it.

 

also getting on my tits the hashtag #ukstorm..... grow the fcuk up!


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Posted 23 December 2013 - 10:47 AM

Will it be just like the storm a couple of weeks back, but with less trains?


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Posted 23 December 2013 - 11:00 AM

Will it be just like the storm a couple of weeks back, but with less trains?

 

 

Well, there werent really any trains last time for 2.5 days, so with this one being heavily reduced tonight, none tomorrow (lets face it they wont run at all tomorrow, regardless of the wind) and then off for the 25th. It will be almost the same :lol:

 

I think there is a formula/code in the planning office of

If (predicted wind > 10mph)

{

 cancelTrains = True

}

{

 cancelTrains = False

 runBadly = True

}

 

:lol:


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Posted 23 December 2013 - 11:13 AM

The word 'trending'.  Don't know why but it just winds me the fcuk up.  

 

And the worst use I've heard is on a TV advert saying 'Come and see what's trending in Birmingham'.  No.  fcuk off.  


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Posted 23 December 2013 - 11:17 AM

Almost being as dramatic as the tossers on Stobart - Trucks and Trailors... "gonna have to be really careful, there's black ice everywhere". If you're that panicked then stop bombing along a narrow B-road at 50mph. Though my grump should really be with Mel for putting this sh*t on.
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