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[hopper]

bad parking, it really pisses me off when some twit who is too lazy to take the extra minute to park there car straight, then everyone else in the row is forced to park in the same retarded manor

[Lps]

badge snobs

[jules_s]

Crufts judges. I mean, im guessing that groping dogs bollocks would be an arrestable offence elsewhere

[JimH]

I'd like to add anyone who shows dogs, anyone who attends a dog shows or anyone who wastes an hour of their life watching Peter Purvis once a year interviewing effeminate weirdos about their pixie terrier. Incidentally, have you watched Best in Show?

[jules_s]

I'd like to add anyone who shows dogs, anyone who attends a dog shows or anyone who wastes an hour of their life watching Peter Purvis once a year interviewing effeminate weirdos about their pixie terrier.

Incidentally, have you watched Best in Show?

Nope,

But I'd happily chin ben fogle if that helps

[LazyDonkey]

Internal clients or cocks as i like to call them You do a piece of analysis as per brief. It doesn't give them the answer they wanted. They write a presentation saying the analysis was "inconclusive" I go apoplectic and spend 3 hours in meetings with various high heidums trying to stop the chaos that ensues. My boss kicks his bosses arse and gets him to change the presentation He makes his presentation again this time to directors and this time changing the bit that says it was inconclusive so it now reads "not convincing" My boss hears talk from a director that the analysis being punted by our team isn't of the required standard.

Edited by LazyDonkey, 14 March 2006 - 04:04 PM.

[TurboTomato]

Barry fcuking Scott - I don't care if your bloody Clit Bang (or whatever the fcuk it is) cleans my sink AND my toilet, THERE'S NO NEED TO fcuking SHOUT ABOUT IT. Oh and stop acting so bloody smug while you're about it

Needlessly loud text message alerts - do you have such an inflated view of your self importance that 1) you need to know about a text message that badly 2) everyone else has to fcuking know about it

Edited by TurboTomato, 22 March 2006 - 10:09 PM.

[caleebra]

Having a good day dude?

[jules_s]

Having a good day dude?

He doesnt get many text messages from hot milfs.

He'll rise above it when he gets free access to the OAP faceparty site

[LazyDonkey]

Having a good day dude?

He doesnt get many text messages from hot milfs.

He'll rise above it when he gets free access to the OAP faceparty site

[TurboTomato]

He'll rise above it when he gets free access to the OAP faceparty site

You cwnt

[caleebra]

Having a good day dude?

He doesnt get many text messages from hot milfs.

He'll rise above it when he gets free access to the OAP faceparty site

[LazyDonkey]

Uncertainty

again

Working for a big blue chip company

again

[LazyDonkey]

Fcuking weather forcasts MAKE UP YOUR FCUKING MIND WILL YOU

Edited by LazyDonkey, 23 March 2006 - 09:48 AM.

[Oval_balls]

People who get to the end of an escalator and then stop to look around causing everyone behind them to have to backtrack on the escalator until they F*%KING move. Go faster blue led's on Chav Chariots. People who park in disabled spaces because they are too bone idle to walk an extra 10 meters. People who reduce the motorway to a single lane by driving bang on 69 mph in the outside lane and refusing to move.

[RichH]

Companies that advertise their contact details, but in practice don't respond to email. So when you then have to call them you can't get to speak to someone how knows the problem, so they promise to call you back and never do. It's just plain rude to be honest.

[VX_beastie]

Women who genuinely think they're better than men.

Don't get me wrong we're all equal, but we are different. But don't fcking tell me that you're going to make as a good Bricklayer or Bailiff. Women make far superior primary Teachers and other such things.

You want equality? Then open the fcuking door for me!!!!!

I'm not being chauvanistic (at least i don't intend to) but i'm getting fed up to the tits of these 'power women' who run around child-less at 50 still taking out their grudge on the world that they p*ss off men so much by trying to make them feel inadequate that nobody has married them.... and if they HAVE managed to snare some poor rabbit then he just sits t home making Hyacinth Bouqet her dinner because she's very stressed after suspending 15 people at work who sent a picture of a naked woman around which some wet drip found sexually offensive.

GET LAID!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

p.s. Disclaimer - i love and respect my girlfriend very much and have always said her career comes before all else in our relationship if that's what she wants.

Edited by VX_beastie, 23 March 2006 - 11:04 AM.

[LazyDonkey]

ummm errrr not quite sure where to start with that one

[Ollie_VXT]

You want equality? Then open the fcuking door for me!!!!!

fcukin love that one! -

[jules_s]

You want equality? Then open the fcuking door for me!!!!!

fcukin love that one! -

I always hold open doors for women.

After all you can cop a gratis ogle of their arse as they walk on