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Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#5601 Zoobeef

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:40 PM

Oh yeah, Ihave a leaky house radiator. That gets on my tits!

#5602 KurtVerbose

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 09:36 PM

^ Had that wee yet?


#5603 Zoobeef

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 09:43 PM

Yeah, a couple since then. Feels gooood

#5604 Bargi

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 09:54 PM

having just clicked on a website and it asks you to take a give feedback about said site 


#5605 LY_Scott

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Posted 31 December 2013 - 11:52 AM

Spotting automated system alarm emails coming through while you're oncall and waiting for the phone to ring :/


#5606 deano01

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Posted 31 December 2013 - 08:27 PM

Waiting for 30 seconds for my energy efficient bulbs to get to full brightness. 90 watts output my fooking arse is it.

Oh yea, eight years life expectancy again what a load of sh1t, replaced the one on the landing once already this year and again today.

If they last so long why is it B&Q always seem to be sold out.

rant

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR


#5607 Mike (Cliffie)

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Posted 31 December 2013 - 10:18 PM

New Years Eve. I hate the expectation to go out, get pissed and have a great time.

 

Me, I'm in slouchies, watching sh*t on BBC4 about woods and posting on .org.

 

Actually, what gets on my tits is that I am not out, getting pissed and having a great time.


#5608 ianrm

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Posted 31 December 2013 - 11:48 PM

Every time I dare think I'll go for a drive in the VX it pisses down with rain.


#5609 CocoPops

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Posted 31 December 2013 - 11:53 PM

Every time I dare think I'll go for a drive in the VX it pisses down with rain.

This.

#5610 Goosenka

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 12:10 AM

Fireworks

#5611 CocoPops

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 12:14 AM

Could you see the main ones from your side of town?

#5612 Goosenka

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 12:35 AM

Could you see the main ones from your side of town?

Was at that Gary Barlow thing which was excellent by the way. Just hate fireworks.

#5613 jules_s

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 12:36 AM

Debs + iPhone + shitter

#5614 mark moyz

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 01:02 AM

Sorry hate Gary Barlow were jarvis when you need him !

#5615 Claws

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 01:20 AM

Every time I dare think I'll go for a drive in the VX it pisses down with rain.

This.
:yeahthat: Usually still go out though, stage FA NA FTW :lol:

#5616 Lou_m

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 11:11 AM

 

 

Every time I dare think I'll go for a drive in the VX it pisses down with rain.

This.
:yeahthat: Usually still go out though, stage FA NA FTW :lol:

 

 

That's how you keep your car so clean!  


#5617 Claws

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 11:16 AM

Yes, big puddles help too :lol:

#5618 turbobob

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 10:25 PM

The m6 between Manchester and Stoke. What a sh*t bit of road, driven by complete Knob ends. 

Also fcuking BMW drivers. I was driving on the airport Road and there are roadworks along it with a 30mph limit which is what I was doing. I could see a side Road ahead and a motorbike started to turn right so he pulled across in front of me.  All fair enough as I was far enough from him. Then just as he is a out halfway across a compete tool in a BMW x5 decides to overtake me. The poor guy in the motorbike absolutely shat himself. His feet were shuffling the floor trying to get off the road. I basically stopped so the dock in the BMW could cut back on before he wiped the guy on the bike out. jolly nice chap! 

 

Then when I get home one of my covers has been ripped off the vx, and the second cover is halfway up the car. So I wasn't in a great mood when I got home. 


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Posted 02 January 2014 - 09:11 AM

Holiday adverts.... fcuk OFF, spending a day more than a weekend with my family is bad enough :lol:

as a side line

The loan adverts before and after the Holiday advets.


#5620 jules_s

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Posted 02 January 2014 - 08:07 PM

Vodafone shops and their fucktard staff Seriously, I walk in and explain I want to arrange an upgrade for the missus...the bloke 'managing' the queue takes my details and inputs it into an ipad 30 mins I'm still waiting, wondering how they actually do any business at all given it's 6:30pm on a Thursday Finally some chump becomes free and I explain what I want. 'Sorry, we don't have that phone in stock' Me: I thought as much, that's why I want you to order it 'We cant do that without the account holder being present' Me: WTF?!?
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