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#5621 techieboy

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 01:36 PM

Barristers and solicitors protesting. Fcuk right off.



#5622 LY_Scott

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 02:00 PM

Scott's project manager gripe of the day.

 

Non sensitive but encrypted data had to be transported from one end of Edinburgh to the other.

 

Project manager employs someone from Peterborough to do the job.

 

Holy fkn sh*t.


Edited by LY_Scott, 06 January 2014 - 02:01 PM.


#5623 ChrisS1

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 04:19 PM

People still saying 'Happy New Year'

 

It's 6th of January FFS



#5624 Goosenka

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 04:20 PM

People still saying 'Happy New Year'   It's 6th of January FFS

Also the expression "Did you have a good new year?" I don't know. It's only fcuking started retard.

Edited by Goosenka, 06 January 2014 - 04:20 PM.


#5625 KurtVerbose

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 05:55 PM

Preparing a nice supper of smoked salmon and scambled eggs only to drop it on the 'kin floor.

 

Ar$e.



#5626 Silent Steve

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 03:48 PM

Anyone who unicycles. Honestly. It's so unsettling.

 

Advice - If you own a unicycle and regularly ride it, particularly while juggling, people think you are some kind of a clown.

 

 



#5627 ghand

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 03:57 PM

Anyone who unicycles. Honestly. It's so unsettling.   Advice - If you own a unicycle and regularly ride it, particularly while juggling, people think you are some kind of a clown.    

Specially the very tall ones ! I just don't know how they pass health and safety checks

#5628 Mangham54

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 06:07 PM

Young immature Londoners who think that effort is not the route to success or progression. fcuk sake it is only level 1 maths!

#5629 KurtVerbose

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 10:28 PM

People who when you complain of a stupid rule say 'them's the rules, same for everybody, so stick to them'.

 

Doesn't make the stupid rule any more logical or motivate people to obey it, just makes the defender of the rule sound like a conformist butt licker.



#5630 Mangham54

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Posted 09 January 2014 - 01:00 PM

People who when you complain of a stupid rule say 'them's the rules, same for everybody, so stick to them'.

 

Doesn't make the stupid rule any more logical or motivate people to obey it, just makes the defender of the rule sound like a conformist butt licker.

 

A rules is a rule, but there is always one more rule - if the rule is wrong then change it.



#5631 KurtVerbose

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Posted 09 January 2014 - 01:05 PM

Exactly!

#5632 siztenboots

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 04:54 PM

HP's FTP slow downloads , ffs get some decent hosting



#5633 Harry Hornet

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 05:52 PM

Scott's project manager gripe of the day.

 

Non sensitive but encrypted data had to be transported from one end of Edinburgh to the other.

 

Project manager employs someone from Peterborough to do the job.

 

Holy fkn sh*t.

 

only just seen this..but to right to, a thumbsup for the PM, ...if they showed initaitive all the time the project would take 1/2 the time and cost 1/2 the money so less time on the contract for them

 

HH...living in Cambridge but looking after a client in Exeter..whilst the local PM lives in Bristol and is looking after Hertfordshire...so  2 x 1 day travel, overnight hotel, 3 hour meeting 1 day travel back...and Bob's your uncle..its tough at the top :) ...oh its a Gvt contract as well !!!!



#5634 KurtVerbose

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 07:32 PM

Road testers who think making a video of a car going sideways on a track is impressive.



#5635 G-Bob

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 01:19 AM

People who use the term "inbox me". It doesn't make sense you nobbers.

#5636 slindborg

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 04:45 PM

Geebob, inbox me for a surprise. Hmm what's got on my tits this week.... Well, I can't say much but it appears the general public can't follow the simplest of instructions.... Twats

#5637 -Dab-of-Oppo-

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 06:35 PM

The American pronunciation of data (dart-ah) and aluminium (a-loo-min-um)

 

The completely non-integrated looking tablet stuck on the dash styling of the current crop of Mercedes infotainment systems.

 

 


Edited by -Dab-of-Oppo-, 17 January 2014 - 06:36 PM.


#5638 RabnaKS

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:35 AM

Road testers who think making a video of a car going sideways on a track is impressive.

Isn't it a legitimate sport, in Japan; legalised last year? Stated on Idris Elba, King of Speed, I think a British Lad is a current champion?  It'll get like Kick Boxing, everybody will know a champion.  :huh: 



#5639 LY_Scott

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 11:38 AM

You mean drifting.

#5640 Zoobeef

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 11:49 AM

I wanted a TTV lightened flywheel for the VX. They are £250ish at Courteneys and i dont really want to pay more than £200.

So thought id go to Autosport to speak to them on the trade day and hopefully get a deal face to face.

Spoke to ben and he gave me his business card and said to email him and he'd sort it. i asked what ball park figure they would be and he said about £197.

So emailed him last week and recieved an email back saying nice to talk to me etc. then a link to Courteney and to contact them for a flywheel.

 

I feel suitably fobbed off.






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