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#5641 slindborg

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 07:59 PM

I wanted a TTV lightened flywheel for the VX. They are £250ish at Courteneys and i dont really want to pay more than £200. So thought id go to Autosport to speak to them on the trade day and hopefully get a deal face to face. Spoke to ben and he gave me his business card and said to email him and he'd sort it. i asked what ball park figure they would be and he said about £197. So emailed him last week and recieved an email back saying nice to talk to me etc. then a link to Courteney and to contact them for a flywheel.   I feel suitably fobbed off.

Had similar with another supplier before :( their loss.

#5642 RabnaKS

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 10:48 PM

Anyone who unicycles. Honestly. It's so unsettling.

 

Advice - If you own a unicycle and regularly ride it, particularly while juggling, people think you are some kind of a clown.

 

 

There's a clown (not in the circus outfit) riding around Sherwood Pines on one. Never seen him on the trails though that would be taking the p*ss!  :ffs:



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Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:23 PM

The world indoor bowls championship, riveting stuff isn't it? Can't believe the BBC televise this shite.

#5644 turbobob

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 05:19 PM

Some jolly nice chap at work has taken my model vx220 off my desk and molded it into a jelly. I am fcuked off. They have no right to touch my stuff  :flame:



#5645 Goosenka

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 05:20 PM

Some jolly nice chap at work has taken my model vx220 off my desk and molded it into a jelly. I am fcuked off. They have no right to touch my stuff  :flame:

 

Errrrr :lol:

 

 

 

 

(sorry :( )


Edited by Goosenka, 20 January 2014 - 05:20 PM.


#5646 ghand

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 05:25 PM

Some jolly nice chap at work has taken my model vx220 off my desk and molded it into a jelly. I am fcuked off. They have no right to touch my stuff  :flame:

Just punch him in the head On second thoughts just pin him to the wall by the throat, that's not as aggressive. :lol: .

Edited by ghand, 20 January 2014 - 05:28 PM.


#5647 Mangham54

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 05:32 PM

Some jolly nice chap at work has taken my model vx220 off my desk and molded it into a jelly. I am fcuked off. They have no right to touch my stuff  :flame:

Picture Picture Picture.

#5648 G-Bob

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 05:46 PM

Awesome!  :lol:

 

 



#5649 KurtVerbose

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 06:34 PM

Posted Image...with his testicles.



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Posted 21 January 2014 - 09:02 AM

Sorry Bob but since it's not my stuff, it's funny :lol:



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Posted 21 January 2014 - 10:34 AM

when you squeeze toothpaste onto the brush, and a bristle flicks back a tiny bit into your eye



#5652 LY_Scott

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 10:44 AM

:lol: yes!

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 11:33 AM

When people tie carrier bag handles together so tightly that you have to rip the sh*t out of the bag and throw it away



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Posted 21 January 2014 - 11:54 AM

you have to rip the sh*t out of the bag

Your coprophilia is getting out of hand if you are feeling the need to dip into doggie waste bins!

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 12:49 PM

that our microwave oven allows you to set the timer to 4m:99s , and it will happily count back from 99 to 0 , then go to 59 , 58 ...



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Posted 21 January 2014 - 12:52 PM

that our microwave oven allows you to set the timer to 4m:99s , and it will happily count back from 99 to 0 , then go to 59 , 58 ...

 

Please please send me a picture - as I need that as a Maths resource.



#5657 KurtVerbose

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 05:44 PM

 

you have to rip the sh*t out of the bag

Your coprophilia is getting out of hand if you are feeling the need to dip into doggie waste bins!

 

 

I've never heard anyone else but me using that word before, and mostly on the odd occasion when I do people don't know what it means.

 

By the way - not because I am a coprophiliac. I'm actually a mazophiliac, but I think that's just part of being a bloke.



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Posted 22 January 2014 - 04:13 PM

Any human being with a vagina. I meant WTF is wrong with the c*nts :ffs:

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 04:14 PM

Any human being with a vagina. I meant WTF is wrong with the c*nts :ffs:

Going well my friend?

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 04:16 PM

Any human being with a vagina. I meant WTF is wrong with the c*nts :ffs:

Going well my friend?
how do you do that swearing smiley? :(

Edited by VXRed, 22 January 2014 - 04:19 PM.





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