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Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#5721 Claws

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:28 PM

You've got to give it to trains, they handle like they are on rails :lol:

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:14 PM

Rooney

 

 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:40 PM

That's Suarez matey ;) And it wasn't Rooney per-se....more like his attitude. All the sh*t he's given your lot over the years...and you reward him with £300k a week? Madness it tell you

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 12:38 PM

retarded people calling the wallpaper on a mobile phone or other device a 'screen saver'.... erm no, if anything its the polar opposite :lol: cuntpuffins


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Posted 25 February 2014 - 07:16 PM

  :lol: cuntpuffins

Awe, cute! :-D


#5726 Goosenka

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 07:49 AM

Improper and unnecessary use of lol Example : I have a blue car with headlights lol You are a dick. It is not funny at all.

#5727 mbes2

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 08:18 AM

Improper and unnecessary use of lol Example : I have a blue car with headlights lol You are a dick. It is not funny at all.

 

People who think "lol" is a word they can say...

 

Very odd.  :huh:


#5728 Goosenka

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 08:24 AM

 

Improper and unnecessary use of lol Example : I have a blue car with headlights lol You are a dick. It is not funny at all.

 

People who think "lol" is a word they can say...

 

Very odd.  :huh:

 

 

Interesting. The other day in my local post office someone turned to their friend and called him 'M' '8' as in saying the letter M and number 8 meaning mate. I walked out and screamed.


#5729 Mangham54

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 08:26 AM

 

Improper and unnecessary use of lol Example : I have a blue car with headlights lol You are a dick. It is not funny at all.

 

People who think "lol" is a word they can say...

 

Very odd.  :huh:

 

 

My brother's missus does exactly this... plus haha at the end of every sentence. 


#5730 siztenboots

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 03:28 PM

downloading a 4gb multipart .rar file , with another archive file inside which then gives a CRC error , lol , haha


#5731 ghand

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 04:47 PM

downloading a 4gb multipart .rar file , with another archive file inside which then gives a CRC error , lol , haha

Don't use lol that's not funny lol

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 08:20 PM

John Barrowman

#5733 Goosenka

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 09:49 PM

Your internet connection is unstable. FRO

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 09:54 PM

Why can't women come with that warning?


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Posted 04 March 2014 - 09:58 PM

All women come with a fro warning. It manifests itself without prior warning and without logic or reason. And for that reason is why all women have that warning.....

#5736 Mangham54

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 10:02 PM

All women come with a fro warning. It manifests itself without prior warning and without logic or reason. And for that reason is why all women have that warning.....

I know Men that are worse... and we have examples on here.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:02 PM

Lift doors that shut on your fingers - 9 hours on and it's still throbbing like a beast.


#5738 Goosenka

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:05 PM

Lift doors that shut on your fingers - 9 hours on and it's still throbbing like a beast.

I blame Claws

#5739 Boombang

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:09 PM

They are seriously bizarre lifts - you press a button on a remote panel, it gives you a lift number, you go and wait whilst all the other lifts come and go, then your lift arrives and stops at every floor on way to yours.

 

And it eats fingers.


#5740 Claws

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:48 PM

Hi there :) Why would you stick your fingers in some mechanically operated stainless steel jaws? :lol: You need a bit of commitment to break the light curtain, a whole hand should do it thumbsup
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