Women....well, a woman.
I want to go out with you, I want to be friends, I want to go out with you, I want to be friends....
Where's that machine gun smiley
What Gets On Your Tits?
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willow
, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:52 PM
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:54 PM
Why would you stick your fingers in some mechanically operated stainless steel jaws?
Was an attempt to stop them closing, I actually used my whole arm but it shut regardless - just caught my fingers as I whipped it away.
Have since heard a woman in our office was knocked clean off her feet when the doors shut on her. She wasn't sure if it was lift 'F' or not (that's what got me).
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:58 PM
Possibly a fault on the edges but by god they wouldn't put you on your arse, you get some stories btw
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:00 PM
People that make up tall tales in relation to lifts.
eg; It plummeted 3 floors
It was about 2ft high at the top floor this one time...
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:10 PM
Women....well, a woman. I want to go out with you, I want to be friends, I want to go out with you, I want to be friends.... Where's that machine gun smiley
VX owners don't have that problem Rob. 
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:42 PM
Ken is right, as usual 
#5747
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:57 PM
Cuntpuffins that tell you one thing then spunktrumpets doing exactly the other.
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 11:07 PM
Women....well, a woman. I want to go out with you, I want to be friends, I want to go out with you, I want to be friends.... Where's that machine gun smiley
VX owners don't have that problem Rob.
Ken is right, as usual
Problem is Chris, I don't have that problem because they neither want to go out with me nor be be a friend.
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 11:12 PM
That's what I meant
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 11:13 PM
That's what I meant
You barsteward!!
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Posted 07 March 2014 - 03:10 PM
Women....well, a woman. I want to go out with you, I want to be friends, I want to go out with you, I want to be friends.... Where's that machine gun smiley
Rob, are we seeing the same woman?!
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Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:00 PM
Me three ......Rob, are we seeing the same woman?!Women....well, a woman. I want to go out with you, I want to be friends, I want to go out with you, I want to be friends.... Where's that machine gun smiley
#5753
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Wannabe....
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Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:12 PM
The prick sliding through the world of oak adverts... That is a face only a mother could love.
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 04:29 PM
Maybe one day I'll walk into topman and they'll have a men's section.
On another note. My current jeans are comfortable and fit fine. Tried a new pair on that were 'loose fit' and of the same size and it was like pulling lycra round my arse. Why can't scientists come up with a standard measurement rather than everyone having to guess how big 30cm is.
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 04:49 PM
On the other hand when will shops sell trendy current fashion in sizes that are not for Ethiopians only. A man is big. Women are small.Maybe one day I'll walk into topman and they'll have a men's section. On another note. My current jeans are comfortable and fit fine. Tried a new pair on that were 'loose fit' and of the same size and it was like pulling lycra round my arse. Why can't scientists come up with a standard measurement rather than everyone having to guess how big 30cm is.
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 04:52 PM
I like tge fact I can get into 8/10 women's clothes. Makes nights out as a woman much easier as I can borrow the mrs clothesOn the other hand when will shops sell trendy current fashion in sizes that are not for Ethiopians only. A man is big. Women are small.Maybe one day I'll walk into topman and they'll have a men's section. On another note. My current jeans are comfortable and fit fine. Tried a new pair on that were 'loose fit' and of the same size and it was like pulling lycra round my arse. Why can't scientists come up with a standard measurement rather than everyone having to guess how big 30cm is.
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Wannabe....
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 07:02 PM
Women with a remote control... bloody 'the voice'. I wanna be watching something worthwhile.
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 07:17 PM
Women with a remote control... bloody 'the voice'. I wanna be watching something worthwhile.
Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway is brilliant this week. 
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 07:20 PM
I hate that! Nothing worse than sitting getting some peace, TV off, maybe some music on, maybe not, then *BAM!* telly on!! The Voice, The Face, Britain and Ireland's Next Top Cuntpuffin, Friends, LA Ink etc, etc etfkncetera
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Wannabe....
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 07:36 PM
Worst is... it is dark at 6pm, just as the sh*t starts.I hate that! Nothing worse than sitting getting some peace, TV off, maybe some music on, maybe not, then *BAM!* telly on!! The Voice, The Face, Britain and Ireland's Next Top Cuntpuffin, Friends, LA Ink etc, etc etfkncetera
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