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What Gets On Your Tits?

Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#5781 ghand

Drunken lampposts only

9,215 posts

Gender:Male
Location:St helens merseyside
Interests:Whisky.Keeping reptiles.Cars.
The odd bike ride, fell walk and weights
Oh and more whisky

Posted 08 March 2014 - 11:09 PM

What are you lot drinking, I want some

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#5782 Wolfstone

Iceman

12,985 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Jordan (The country. Not Katie Price)
Interests:Northants Pedantic Crew global domination of the media.

Posted 08 March 2014 - 11:18 PM

Shady .......

But definitely not slim. :lol:

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#5783 Claws

Stage FA NA FTW!

5,246 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Motherwell
Interests:Daft plastic cars

Posted 09 March 2014 - 12:55 AM

You guys!

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#5784 Goosenka

Jeep Driving jolly nice chap

12,716 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Anywhere near water
Interests:Fried breakfasts, coffee and dogs

Posted 09 March 2014 - 05:39 AM

What are you lot drinking, I want some

Sober as a judge.

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#5785 Mangham54

Wannabe....

12,034 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Baaaaarrrrnnnnssssllleeeeyyyy

Posted 09 March 2014 - 08:16 AM

What are you lot drinking, I want some
Sober as a judge.

As was I, funnily enough

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#5786 Claws

Stage FA NA FTW!

5,246 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Motherwell
Interests:Daft plastic cars

Posted 09 March 2014 - 09:27 AM

Me too...

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#5787 Mangham54

Wannabe....

12,034 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Baaaaarrrrnnnnssssllleeeeyyyy

Posted 09 March 2014 - 09:30 AM

Me too...

Last night maybe, day of picture???

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#5788 Claws

Stage FA NA FTW!

5,246 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Motherwell
Interests:Daft plastic cars

Posted 09 March 2014 - 09:33 AM

Yeah, day of picture not so much! :lol:

Vodka, paint fumes, lethargy.

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#5789 slindborg

The Bishop of Stortford

22,602 posts

Gender:Not Telling
Location:.

Posted 11 March 2014 - 12:00 PM

The IET website... its painfully slow, and a contrived place to navigate.

I R an Enjinear, I dont have time, nor care, for the poncey "why I joined the IET" and other fluffy crap in the way.

I just want one button to join, and another to get my invoice to claim expenses.... I cant be the only one who thinks this... can I? :lol:

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#5790 G-Bob

Embarrassing VX's in an MX5

8,256 posts

Gender:Male
Location:West Lothian
Interests:Silver VX Bashing!

Posted 12 March 2014 - 10:00 PM

Adverts on american TV. Are the audience really that stupid that they have to dumb it down that much?

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#5791 Zoobeef

Joes bedroom assistant.

11,103 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Retford/Bovington

Posted 15 March 2014 - 07:25 PM

How frail old people are! Was play fighting with my mum 2 weeks ago (shes 57, dont tell her I said so) and at the endshe went to playfully kick my and hit her shin on mine. It immediately provided a huge lump and by last week her leg and ankle is black. Turns out shes broken her leg from it :/ I barely felt anything! I hope i dont get like that in 30 years!!

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#5792 Mangham54

Wannabe....

12,034 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Baaaaarrrrnnnnssssllleeeeyyyy

Posted 15 March 2014 - 07:29 PM

Beating you mother up and breaking her leg... you should be ashamed of yourself. :gayfight:

My grandmother stumbled the other week and gently fell to the floor, breaking her pelvis in the process.

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#5793 Zoobeef

Joes bedroom assistant.

11,103 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Retford/Bovington

Posted 15 March 2014 - 07:33 PM

Yes thats all ive heard for the last few weeks haha. It only started with my stacking some tyres over her head in the kitchen

Shes not getting it sorted though as shes going to austrailia on thursday. She works in hospitals though and a doctor noticed it. The hard lump is the callus growing over the small fracture. Just proves marines shins are made of steel

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#5794 Harry Hornet

Scary Internerd

4,973 posts

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Location:x

Posted 15 March 2014 - 07:46 PM

How frail old people are! (shes 57, !!

Oiiiii....behave....some of us could well have known your mother and be your father

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#5795 Mangham54

Wannabe....

12,034 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Baaaaarrrrnnnnssssllleeeeyyyy

Posted 15 March 2014 - 07:48 PM

How frail old people are! (shes 57, !!
Oiiiii....behave....some of us could well have known your mother and be your father

I bet there are a couple on here that could be my grandparents.

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#5796 Zoobeef

Joes bedroom assistant.

11,103 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Retford/Bovington

Posted 15 March 2014 - 07:52 PM

How frail old people are! (shes 57, !!
Oiiiii....behave....some of us could well have known your mother and be your father

I knew that may upset a few

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#5797 Goosenka

Jeep Driving jolly nice chap

12,716 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Anywhere near water
Interests:Fried breakfasts, coffee and dogs

Posted 15 March 2014 - 11:00 PM

Peeing in other peoples houses whereby having lifted the loo seat to p*ss and then start having a nosey in their cupboard, the loo seat silently falls and wallops your bell end. Hate it. Also, due to getting walloped on the tadger, in shock you involuntarily whip your cock away and p*ss down your leg. Then, having walked downstairs having your Mrs exclaim in a loud voice 'you've pissed yourself' cheers love.