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[darronwall]

tramp stamps,why anyone would do it on the neck is beyond me

[jules_s]

My name is Kelly...

[TheRealVXed]

I don't mind a tattoo, I don't have any personally, and won't get one, mainly because I don't think it would suit me, and what I want I would have to be constantly explaing to people who saw it and it would annoy me to hell

[myles]

I saw a picture of a scrote with 'fXck the police' tattooed just above his hairline. I really hope the idiot suffers from a bout of alopecia.

[ghand]

I saw a picture of a scrote with 'fXck the police' tattooed just above his hairline. I really hope the idiot suffers from a bout of alopecia.

Ha ha his hair won't last forever.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

Been a while.

 

 

Push chairs on rush hour trains, females, printers, noisy people in quite places, rain, push notifications, every app asking for permission to see and do everything on your phone, family, the inability to delete cuntbook, MPs, auto print not actually printing, that useless BS at the bottom of emails telling you not to read it and not to print it, staples, bus replacement rail service, cold coffee, what the fcuk is a frappachino?, spelling, IT, being told about stuff to late to do anything about it, waiting, adverts, buffering, Scooby fan boys, fake boobs, hole punches, air conditioning, paper cuts, manual labour, break dust, PC drivers, crap stickies, pain, pens running out of ink half way through writing a word, running out of tea, complaining people, persons that have no idea what the fcuk they are talking about yet offer their point of view, what the fcuk does Lovingkly made mean just give me a fcuking sandwich, scuffers, you must eat this within 3 seconds of opening the packet and it must be refrigerated even while your trying to eat it, all words and no actions, can openers, cold, hot dips that are not hot in heat or temperature, fcuking dickhead that get far to much into their music on the train bobbing and dancing about, screaming children, overflowing liquids, p1274, political correctness, sh*t speakers, vx220s, people commenting on my keybord, IT changing sh*t without telling you, blue tak, spicy dumps, poly cups, £4 a pint, running out of dip before crisps, the inability to go back in time, sh*t food tasting so much better then food that's good for you, the 5 of spades, TV remote batteries, spots, arrogant people, 15 minute songs at the end of an album that is 90% fcuking silence, hail, shiney expensive things, holiday websites, forgetting your head phones for a train jorney and having to listen to some Essex blond fcuking stupid orange doodah go on for a damn hour about her stupid boyfriend sleeping with her ass hole friend, celebs, wannbe celebs, wags, the fcuking voice, more family, cuntbook again, twatter, instshit, RMT, HIDs, whinny bitching bitches, nails, be green sh*t this and that, people complaining about stuff they could very easily just avoid in life... like if you don't like Jeremy Clarkson don't watch TopGear....

 

fcuking pile of w4nk sh*t arse, with a dirty doodah cherry of top

 

[XXX]

You sure you haven't missed something.....

[siztenboots]

one-way valve on brake bleeding kit failed, this caused the now pressurised end of the pipe to break free from the bleed nipple and spray everywhere.

 

just ordered new vacuum style replacement , good deal on this

 

http://www.amazon.co...s2&tag=tea01-21

[TheHood]

I think you'll be adding that vacume bleeder to this list. I can never get a good enough seal on the bleed nipple to generate a good vacume. Oh and Stuwy, I think that lot concludes this thread quite nicely :-D

[Captain Vimes]

Stuwy.. But.. the 5 of spades?

[ghand]

Been a while.     Push chairs on rush hour trains, females, printers, noisy people in quite places, rain, push notifications, every app asking for permission to see and do everything on your phone, family, the inability to delete cuntbook, MPs, auto print not actually printing, that useless BS at the bottom of emails telling you not to read it and not to print it, staples, bus replacement rail service, cold coffee, what the fcuk is a frappachino?, spelling, IT, being told about stuff to late to do anything about it, waiting, adverts, buffering, Scooby fan boys, fake boobs, hole punches, air conditioning, paper cuts, manual labour, break dust, PC drivers, crap stickies, pain, pens running out of ink half way through writing a word, running out of tea, complaining people, persons that have no idea what the fcuk they are talking about yet offer their point of view, what the fcuk does Lovingkly made mean just give me a fcuking sandwich, scuffers, you must eat this within 3 seconds of opening the packet and it must be refrigerated even while your trying to eat it, all words and no actions, can openers, cold, hot dips that are not hot in heat or temperature, fcuking dickhead that get far to much into their music on the train bobbing and dancing about, screaming children, overflowing liquids, p1274, political correctness, sh*t speakers, vx220s, people commenting on my keybord, IT changing sh*t without telling you, blue tak, spicy dumps, poly cups, £4 a pint, running out of dip before crisps, the inability to go back in time, sh*t food tasting so much better then food that's good for you, the 5 of spades, TV remote batteries, spots, arrogant people, 15 minute songs at the end of an album that is 90% fcuking silence, hail, shiney expensive things, holiday websites, forgetting your head phones for a train jorney and having to listen to some Essex blond fcuking stupid orange doodah go on for a damn hour about her stupid boyfriend sleeping with her ass hole friend, celebs, wannbe celebs, wags, the fcuking voice, more family, cuntbook again, twatter, instshit, RMT, HIDs, whinny bitching bitches, nails, be green sh*t this and that, people complaining about stuff they could very easily just avoid in life... like if you don't like Jeremy Clarkson don't watch TopGear....   fcuking pile of w4nk sh*t arse, with a dirty doodah cherry of top  

Well I was smiling till I got to the food bit, from then on just pissing myself. Nice one Stuwy. How long is the list of stuff that doesn't get on your tits ? Oh and your last line is so true, if you don't like it just frigging avoid it it's not rocket science. Hangovers get on my tits , who invented them?

[techieboy]

Twats leaving screws in the road. 2 punctures in 2 days, in the same tyre, and I've only driven 7 miles.

[Wolfstone]

The expression  'Oh My God!' or its text equivalent of 'OMG'.

 

Tom Daley - Got a face you could punch.  Sure, you can dive but I don't need to see your mug on the TV in mindless crap such as 'Splash' and now you're going to be on the screen in a show about you backpacking around the world.  Hope you get fcuking lost.   

[darronwall]

The expression  'Oh My God!' or its text equivalent of 'OMG'.

 

Tom Daley - Got a face you could punch.  Sure, you can dive but I don't need to see your mug on the TV in mindless crap such as 'Splash' and now you're going to be on the screen in a show about you fudgepacking around the world.  Hope you get fcuking lost.   

efa

[RabnaKS]

Putting new bulbs in the fogs on VX, looks like the cats scratched my wrists. Drew blood at one point. There's gotta be an easier way?

[ghand]

Having to sign in all the time, never did for years, anyone give me a clue why that is ? Oh and the answer must be simple to understand

[Claws]

Cookies disabled?

[ghand]

Cookies disabled?

Errrrr? I have no custard creams left ?

[Wolfstone]

Cookies disabled?

Errrrr? I have no custard creams left ?

I think Gordon prefers bourbons. The liquid ones.

[NickA]

Been a while.

 

 

Push chairs on rush hour trains, females, printers, noisy people in quite places, rain, push notifications, every app asking for permission to see and do everything on your phone, family, the inability to delete cuntbook, MPs, auto print not actually printing, that useless BS at the bottom of emails telling you not to read it and not to print it, staples, bus replacement rail service, cold coffee, what the fcuk is a frappachino?, spelling, IT, being told about stuff to late to do anything about it, waiting, adverts, buffering, Scooby fan boys, fake boobs, hole punches, air conditioning, paper cuts, manual labour, break dust, PC drivers, crap stickies, pain, pens running out of ink half way through writing a word, running out of tea, complaining people, persons that have no idea what the fcuk they are talking about yet offer their point of view, what the fcuk does Lovingkly made mean just give me a fcuking sandwich, scuffers, you must eat this within 3 seconds of opening the packet and it must be refrigerated even while your trying to eat it, all words and no actions, can openers, cold, hot dips that are not hot in heat or temperature, fcuking dickhead that get far to much into their music on the train bobbing and dancing about, screaming children, overflowing liquids, p1274, political correctness, sh*t speakers, vx220s, people commenting on my keybord, IT changing sh*t without telling you, blue tak, spicy dumps, poly cups, £4 a pint, running out of dip before crisps, the inability to go back in time, sh*t food tasting so much better then food that's good for you, the 5 of spades, TV remote batteries, spots, arrogant people, 15 minute songs at the end of an album that is 90% fcuking silence, hail, shiney expensive things, holiday websites, forgetting your head phones for a train jorney and having to listen to some Essex blond fcuking stupid orange doodah go on for a damn hour about her stupid boyfriend sleeping with her ass hole friend, celebs, wannbe celebs, wags, the fcuking voice, more family, cuntbook again, twatter, instshit, RMT, HIDs, whinny bitching bitches, nails, be green sh*t this and that, people complaining about stuff they could very easily just avoid in life... like if you don't like Jeremy Clarkson don't watch TopGear....

 

fcuking pile of w4nk sh*t arse, with a dirty doodah cherry of top

 

I think that's spelt 'blu tack', just saying.