What Gets On Your Tits?
#5861
Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:34 PM
#5862
Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:44 PM
12,000 rounds between 3 of you? Sounds like fun a fun day.
#5863
Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:47 PM
#5864
Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:03 PM
A blocked fcuking sinus leading that's left me with a popping ear, a manky eye and a proper cuntpuffin of a headache for shitting weeks....
#5865
Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:14 PM
Sudafed, vick sinex, co codamol and scotch = sorted.A blocked fcuking sinus leading that's left me with a popping ear, a manky eye and a proper cuntpuffin of a headache for shitting weeks....
#5866
Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:38 PM
Glenlivet ok?
#5867
Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:46 PM
Ha ha definitely If your under the weather go for a large hot toddy or three, copious amounts of honey, lemon, and cooking scotch with hot water, (don't waste the Malt). Everything gets better after a few or them even a broken leg Helps you sleep and the scotch activates all the healthy effects of the honey and lemon, honest. trust me.Glenlivet ok?
#5868
Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:52 PM
It's a shame I am out of honey and lemon...
#5869
Posted 28 April 2014 - 10:15 PM
Still popping like a goodun but happy to say I care a lot less about it. A nice side effect is all the tension has gone out of my shoulders too.
God bless booze. Only need a little bit to make things a lot better
#5870
Posted 29 April 2014 - 08:17 PM
#5871
Posted 29 April 2014 - 08:27 PM
...and a proper cuntpuffin of a headache...
My, that IS a bad headache ! LOL
#5872
Posted 29 April 2014 - 08:47 PM
Robbing cuntpuffins more like.Some idiot left his laptop in the car over the weekend Predictably the rear quarter glass got smashed and by bye laptop I rang Autoglass in a rush as it was pissing down, to be told it was £200 and another £80 if I wanted it done the same day Decided to leave it and they turned up this afternoon. What I was originally told a 1:20 job would apparently take 0:40 ish By the time I'd got back to my desk from the car park he rang to say it was all done - so 10 mins max A quick call to Peugeot tells me the glass is £40 inc vat doodahs
Edited by Mangham54, 29 April 2014 - 08:48 PM.
#5873
Posted 29 April 2014 - 08:54 PM
#5874
Posted 29 April 2014 - 09:35 PM
Out of tragedy, there's always a chuckle, a cuntpuffin, love it.Robbing cuntpuffins more like.Some idiot left his laptop in the car over the weekend Predictably the rear quarter glass got smashed and by bye laptop I rang Autoglass in a rush as it was pissing down, to be told it was £200 and another £80 if I wanted it done the same day Decided to leave it and they turned up this afternoon. What I was originally told a 1:20 job would apparently take 0:40 ish By the time I'd got back to my desk from the car park he rang to say it was all done - so 10 mins max A quick call to Peugeot tells me the glass is £40 inc vat doodahs
#5875
Posted 03 May 2014 - 10:29 PM
People that can't use the quote function properly. Really.... it's not that feckin difficult.
#5876
Posted 03 May 2014 - 10:52 PM
People that can't use the quote function properly. Really.... it's not that feckin difficult. really?
#5877
Posted 03 May 2014 - 10:54 PM
People that can't use the quote function properly. Really.... it's not that feckin difficult.[/quote
Bugs me too.
#5878
Posted 03 May 2014 - 10:54 PM
People that can't use the quote function properly. Really.... it's not that feckin difficult. really?
#5879
Posted 09 May 2014 - 01:32 PM
today - everything and everybody
#5880
Posted 09 May 2014 - 01:44 PM
today - everything and everybody
Mrs is like that sometimes. Give it a few days and you will be ok again.
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