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#5861 Zoobeef

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:34 PM

No military. 2 vehicles, 3blokes, hazardous stuff and shitloads of paperwork. All for 10k of 7.62, 2k of 9mil and some phos

#5862 techieboy

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:44 PM

12,000 rounds between 3 of you? :o Sounds like fun a fun day.  :9mm:



#5863 Zoobeef

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:47 PM

Haha, where just collecting it. I think there are 8 guys on the course.

#5864 Boombang

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:03 PM

A blocked fcuking sinus leading that's left me with a popping ear, a manky eye and a proper cuntpuffin of a headache for shitting weeks....



#5865 ghand

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:14 PM

A blocked fcuking sinus leading that's left me with a popping ear, a manky eye and a proper cuntpuffin of a headache for shitting weeks....

Sudafed, vick sinex, co codamol and scotch = sorted. :lol:

#5866 Boombang

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:38 PM

Glenlivet ok?



#5867 ghand

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:46 PM

Glenlivet ok?

Ha ha definitely :lol: If your under the weather go for a large hot toddy or three, copious amounts of honey, lemon, and cooking scotch with hot water, (don't waste the Malt). Everything gets better after a few or them even a broken leg :lol: Helps you sleep and the scotch activates all the healthy effects of the honey and lemon, honest. trust me. :lol:

#5868 Boombang

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:52 PM

It's a shame I am out of honey and lemon... 



#5869 Boombang

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 10:15 PM

Still popping like a goodun but happy to say I care a lot less about it.  A nice side effect is all the tension has gone out of my shoulders too.

 

God bless booze.  Only need a little bit to make things a lot better :)



#5870 jules_s

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 08:17 PM

Some idiot left his laptop in the car over the weekend :( Predictably the rear quarter glass got smashed and by bye laptop I rang Autoglass in a rush as it was pissing down, to be told it was £200 and another £80 if I wanted it done the same day Decided to leave it and they turned up this afternoon. What I was originally told a 1:20 job would apparently take 0:40 ish By the time I'd got back to my desk from the car park he rang to say it was all done - so 10 mins max A quick call to Peugeot tells me the glass is £40 inc vat doodahs

#5871 Nev

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 08:27 PM

...and a proper cuntpuffin of a headache...

 

My, that IS a bad headache ! LOL



#5872 Mangham54

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 08:47 PM

Some idiot left his laptop in the car over the weekend :( Predictably the rear quarter glass got smashed and by bye laptop I rang Autoglass in a rush as it was pissing down, to be told it was £200 and another £80 if I wanted it done the same day Decided to leave it and they turned up this afternoon. What I was originally told a 1:20 job would apparently take 0:40 ish By the time I'd got back to my desk from the car park he rang to say it was all done - so 10 mins max A quick call to Peugeot tells me the glass is £40 inc vat doodahs

Robbing cuntpuffins more like.

Edited by Mangham54, 29 April 2014 - 08:48 PM.


#5873 jules_s

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 08:54 PM

At £16 a minute I think you may well be correct

#5874 RabnaKS

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 09:35 PM

Some idiot left his laptop in the car over the weekend :( Predictably the rear quarter glass got smashed and by bye laptop I rang Autoglass in a rush as it was pissing down, to be told it was £200 and another £80 if I wanted it done the same day Decided to leave it and they turned up this afternoon. What I was originally told a 1:20 job would apparently take 0:40 ish By the time I'd got back to my desk from the car park he rang to say it was all done - so 10 mins max A quick call to Peugeot tells me the glass is £40 inc vat doodahs

Robbing cuntpuffins more like.
Out of tragedy, there's always a chuckle, a cuntpuffin, love it.

#5875 G-Bob

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 10:29 PM

People that can't use the quote function properly.  Really.... it's not that feckin difficult.



#5876 jules_s

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 10:52 PM

People that can't use the quote function properly.  Really.... it's not that feckin difficult. really?



#5877 -Dab-of-Oppo-

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 10:54 PM

[quote name="G-Bob" post="1689968" timestamp="1399156149"]

People that can't use the quote function properly.  Really.... it's not that feckin difficult.[/quote

Bugs me too.

#5878 G-Bob

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 10:54 PM

 

People that can't use the quote function properly.  Really.... it's not that feckin difficult. really?

:thefinger:

 

 



#5879 TazN

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 01:32 PM

today - everything and everybody



#5880 Zuber

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 01:44 PM

today - everything and everybody

 

Mrs is like that sometimes. Give it a few days and you will be ok again.  






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