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#5881 simonlpearce

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 01:53 PM

People that make a cup of tea but don't let it brew before serving  :angry:



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Posted 09 May 2014 - 02:00 PM

People that make a cup of tea but don't let it brew before serving  :angry:

Worse than that is when you ask for "Just a little milk, a seriously small amount...just scare it a bit" Then you are served with a cup of hot milk. Bastards.

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 02:28 PM

People that make a cup of tea but don't let it brew before serving  :angry:

Worse than that is when you ask for "Just a little milk, a seriously small amount...just scare it a bit" Then you are served with a cup of hot milk. Bastards.
Gnats p*ss... Horrid stuff.

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 02:29 PM

 

 

People that make a cup of tea but don't let it brew before serving  :angry:

Worse than that is when you ask for "Just a little milk, a seriously small amount...just scare it a bit" Then you are served with a cup of hot milk. Bastards.
Gnats p*ss... Horrid stuff.

 

 

Yep that's equally as annoying! fcuking milky tea! Should be as you say, just a dash, nice and manly.



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Posted 09 May 2014 - 02:33 PM

 

 

People that make a cup of tea but don't let it brew before serving  :angry:

Worse than that is when you ask for "Just a little milk, a seriously small amount...just scare it a bit" Then you are served with a cup of hot milk. Bastards.
Gnats p*ss... Horrid stuff.  
  Yep that's equally as annoying! fcuking milky tea! Should be as you say, just a dash, nice and manly.
Gnat's p*ss :lol: Yip, brewed to death with just a touch of milk to take the edge off the bitterness thumbsup

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:05 PM

That stuff you guys drink isn't tea...

 

Proper tea is made in a saucepan, brought to boiling point and then allowed to simmer. All afer adding in fresh ginger, mint and some masala.



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Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:55 PM

That stuff you guys drink isn't tea...

 

Proper tea is made in a saucepan, brought to boiling point and then allowed to simmer. All afer adding in fresh ginger, mint and some masala.

:huh:



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Posted 09 May 2014 - 04:21 PM

That stuff you guys drink isn't tea...   Proper tea is made in a saucepan, brought to boiling point and then allowed to simmer. All afer adding in fresh ginger, mint and some masala.

:huh:
Masala tea is lush.Fact.

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 04:39 PM

I've given a half hour lecture on how to make a cup of tea before. I like the way mine taste.

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 07:30 PM

Work. What a bunch of political bullsh!t.

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 05:31 PM

Ads where they've dubbed over a local accent or another language

mainly hair and beauty but just saw a Calgon ad that was obviously another language.

really grinds my gears!



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Posted 13 May 2014 - 07:31 PM

At £16 a minute I think you may well be correct

£125 back off them today :)

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Posted 13 May 2014 - 09:30 PM

MP's on (especially televised) Parliamentary Select Committees and their ridiculous posturing and overly aggressive questioning of the people in front of them, trying to repeatedly score points for themselves and their parties in front of the cameras. Do you really think any of these guys are going to guarantee no job/financial/investment/tax losses n years into the future? Any one of these drug company/oil/bank/power company CEO's could tear you smug twats a new arsehole if they weren't trying to come across as reasonable/contrite/apologetic, or whatever else their PR people have advised. Dickheads.

 

 



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Posted 14 May 2014 - 06:42 AM

MP's on (especially televised) Parliamentary Select Committees and their ridiculous posturing and overly aggressive questioning of the people in front of them, trying to repeatedly score points for themselves and their parties in front of the cameras. Do you really think any of these guys are going to guarantee no job/financial/investment/tax losses n years into the future? Any one of these drug company/oil/bank/power company CEO's could tear you smug twats a new arsehole if they weren't trying to come across as reasonable/contrite/apologetic, or whatever else their PR people have advised. Dickheads.    

Margaret Hodge is a particularly disagreeable woman for this... On so many occasions I have wanted to slap her solo hard she wakes back up to reality.

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 10:17 AM

 

MP's on (especially televised) Parliamentary Select Committees and their ridiculous posturing and overly aggressive questioning of the people in front of them, trying to repeatedly score points for themselves and their parties in front of the cameras. Do you really think any of these guys are going to guarantee no job/financial/investment/tax losses n years into the future? Any one of these drug company/oil/bank/power company CEO's could tear you smug twats a new arsehole if they weren't trying to come across as reasonable/contrite/apologetic, or whatever else their PR people have advised. Dickheads.    

Margaret Hodge is a particularly disagreeable woman for this... On so many occasions I have wanted to slap her solo hard she wakes back up to reality.

 

 

Is it right to want to slap a lady's solo?



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Posted 14 May 2014 - 11:28 AM

People who laugh like Sid James over things that aren't remotely funny. East end pub humour. Cocks.

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 11:58 AM

 

 

MP's on (especially televised) Parliamentary Select Committees and their ridiculous posturing and overly aggressive questioning of the people in front of them, trying to repeatedly score points for themselves and their parties in front of the cameras. Do you really think any of these guys are going to guarantee no job/financial/investment/tax losses n years into the future? Any one of these drug company/oil/bank/power company CEO's could tear you smug twats a new arsehole if they weren't trying to come across as reasonable/contrite/apologetic, or whatever else their PR people have advised. Dickheads.    

Margaret Hodge is a particularly disagreeable woman for this... On so many occasions I have wanted to slap her solo hard she wakes back up to reality.

 

 

Is it right to want to slap a lady's solo?

 

 

:lol: that is a great spot of my terrible proof-reading.



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Posted 15 May 2014 - 02:54 PM

People paying for food in the galley that don't have the money in their hand ready. I mean ffs. You know it's going to be between 0 and £3. So why wait until she says the price then root round in the little zip bit of your wallet. Meanwhile my dire 3 course meal for £1.96 is getting fcuking cold. Another thing. Men do not keep coins in their wallet, women do, in a purse. Men keep it separately in another pocket and when it's needed they get the whole lot out, pick out the fluff and loose round etc, then select the required change.

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 03:04 PM

People paying for food in the galley that don't have the money in their hand ready. I mean ffs. You know it's going to be between 0 and £3. So why wait until she says the price then root round in the little zip bit of your wallet. Meanwhile my dire 3 course meal for £1.96 is getting fcuking cold. Another thing. Men do not keep coins in their wallet, women do, in a purse. Men keep it separately in another pocket and when it's needed they get the whole lot out, pick out the fluff and loose round etc, then select the required change.

 

 

Men who keep coins in a wallet are the sort who you'd not want to leave kids unattended with.



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Posted 15 May 2014 - 03:12 PM

Only fools and horses : it's not fcuking funny.




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