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[Zuber]

I give my big jar of change to Jan, she throws it in the Machine at Asda normally 40 quid ish. Same as most blokes only ever use notes and pounds coins, get pissed off with the pound coins to be honest. Just throw them in the car for car parks.

 

But Gordon, has Jan not told you. Those machines that swap youe change. They charge a fee. Much better to use it at the self check out and get yourself a non alcoholic beverage.

[Claws]

I have about £20 of change in the VX

[Renny]

All under the seats?!

[Mangham54]

Open a HSBC account and use their coinstar that doesn't charge. Can't think of a branch that doesn't have one. This is as a Natwest customer.

[Luke84]

My natwest branch has one in a paying in machine. Much better than paying coinstar fees.

[Luke84]

Oh and while I'm here... fcuking onesies!!!! If i ever laid hands on the individual who came up with the concept of these id nail gun crucify them to the nearest tree. You seriously think it's a sensible idea to be living and and sleeping in an adult baby grow made from recycled lemonade bottles? 'Oh but it's so warm' Of course it's bloody warm, it's as breathable as a plastic bag so your slow cooking in your own sweat. Also doubles as a chastity belt - if you can overcome the fact that your partner looks like an adult baby and somehow you still fancy doing the deed, the process of removing said onesie is the most awkward passion killing event that you can do in the bedroom (and I've called her by her attractive younger sisters name before). Hateful things.

Edited by Luke84, 17 May 2014 - 08:37 AM.

[Mangham54]

Good man Luke... Just be warned I remember a trip to Snetterton where there was Jimmy, Joe and a few others sat round a BBQ dressed in their onesies

[Zuber]

Oh and while I'm here... fcuking onesies!!!! If i ever laid hands on the individual who came up with the concept of these id nail gun crucify them to the nearest tree. You seriously think it's a sensible idea to be living and and sleeping in an adult baby grow made from recycled lemonade bottles? 'Oh but it's so warm' Of course it's bloody warm, it's as breathable as a plastic bag so your slow cooking in your own sweat. Also doubles as a chastity belt - if you can overcome the fact that your partner looks like an adult baby and somehow you still fancy doing the deed, the process of removing said onesie is the most awkward passion killing event that you can do in the bedroom (and I've called her by her attractive younger sisters name before). Hateful things.

 

Sounds like she took to wearing onesies after you got her name wrong. You need to like 'get in touch with your sensitive side' and pick up the subtle hints...  

[Zoobeef]

Photos of the sister?

[RabnaKS]

Doing someone a favour, you arrange a time to confirm, the pollock ain't answering! If it wasn't the fact I'm picking up some spark plugs to take out to Rhodes I'd say stuff it.

[Goosenka]

Good man Luke... Just be warned I remember a trip to Snetterton where there was Jimmy, Joe and a few others sat round a BBQ dressed in their onesies

scared me for life

[KurtVerbose]

Places that say 'free wifi' but then want you to fill in a form with just about every personal piece of information about you.

[techieboy]

Alan Yentob.

Ah, the BBC's Jewish conscience is on again tonight.

[jules_s]

Hmmmmm Trying to fathom which is the biggest twat of the day Chris martin or Yaya Toure?

[Zoobeef]

Classic car rescue. It's such a sh*t program. Forcing myself through it because they are doing a delorean.

[ghand]

Oh and while I'm here... fcuking onesies!!!! If i ever laid hands on the individual who came up with the concept of these id nail gun crucify them to the nearest tree. You seriously think it's a sensible idea to be living and and sleeping in an adult baby grow made from recycled lemonade bottles? 'Oh but it's so warm' Of course it's bloody warm, it's as breathable as a plastic bag so your slow cooking in your own sweat. Also doubles as a chastity belt - if you can overcome the fact that your partner looks like an adult baby and somehow you still fancy doing the deed, the process of removing said onesie is the most awkward passion killing event that you can do in the bedroom (and I've called her by her attractive younger sisters name before). Hateful things.

Oh just cut a hole in the thing in the desired place. Save a lot of messing about

[slindborg]

Hmmmmm Trying to fathom which is the biggest twat of the day Chris martin or Yaya Toure?

 

Tricky argument given CM is a massive massive massive twat ALL the time, so isnt any worse on a day to day basis.

[RabnaKS]

Airport security! You know you've fcuked up because your missus tells you what to take on a flight. Have you got your, as well as? Yes love! I've put some shampoo in a tube, take the rest of the shower gel! Took 3 fcuking attempts to go through security! If I was a terrorist I'd have already committed the atrocity in the security area or made a run for it! What the Fcuk are they trying to acheve? And the reason, there was shower gel in a 250ml bottle but less than quarter full! LETS GO THROUGH THE FCUKING BAG, IT'LL BE QUICKER. £135 worth of spark plugs only got a 'prove what they are', all the cables you need to charge your mobile, iPad, camera, iPod etc doesn't cause concern! I had to run through East Mids airport from Security to gate 23. I thought I set off with plenty of time because I've never been held up at an airport minus normal delays. Got to security at 7.30am, needed to be at gate for 08.05, flight 08.25. Left security 08.15am, didn't even get chance to see which gate my flight was from, by the time I got passed security my flight had moved off the screen. I run like there was no tomorrow! Now when I sit down & think about it, if someone was running through an airport with a fcuking bag, sweat pouring off him, does it look normal Or has Hollywood blurred my vision?

[Mangham54]

The inflexibility of the NHS. It is a wonderful system, but for Christ's sake making time for us today would have saved us a visit, given another couple time to visit and helped reduce your backlog.

[G-Bob]

 And the reason, there was shower gel in a 250ml bottle but less than quarter full! 

 

It only tells you a million times and plasters posters up absolutely everywhere over the airport.  The security people only ask you a couple of times before your bag goes through.

 

Totally the airport security's fault.