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Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#5961 siztenboots

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 08:42 AM

Hmmm. I had been tempted by a goat a while back.

 

This one time, at baaaand camp...


#5962 Goosenka

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 04:13 PM

Getting band from Vision Express. Not one of my greatest achievements.

#5963 Claws

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 04:49 PM

One man band :lol: What did you do?

#5964 RabnaKS

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 06:35 PM

Having a few drinks for daughters 21st with their friends & family & you can't even get a chuffin comfy seat in yer own house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


#5965 Zuber

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 07:20 PM

Having a few drinks for daughters 21st with their friends & family & you can't even get a chuffin comfy seat in yer own house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

They took the rocking chair ? That's not on...


#5966 RabnaKS

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:33 PM

Having a few drinks for daughters 21st with their friends & family & you can't even get a chuffin comfy seat in yer own house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  They took the rocking chair ? That's not on...
B45t4rds! Fcukt em off now, off to bed, chuffing work isn't morning! Cud burn candle at both ends once upon a time!

Edited by k5h4w, 05 June 2014 - 11:36 PM.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 12:17 PM

Websites that have an article / link and when you move the mouse over the link to click on it, a sub menu pops up meaning you are no longer on the link that you have just tried to click on :angry:


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 04:24 PM

Websites that have that setting and you're trying to view it on your phone. How the fook do I hover my finger over it?

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 04:26 PM

Also, bent pushrods that fall down their hole and then get stuck. I don't have a strong enough magnet :(

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 08:12 AM

fcuking up their own arse concierges. Feckin little w4nk splats

#5971 simonlpearce

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 10:58 AM

Windscreen wipers being on every time i get in the car. Surprised i haven't snapped the stalk off with my clumsiness yet! 


#5972 Zoobeef

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Posted 21 June 2014 - 05:59 PM

Trying to use the rivet gun in the engine bay. fcuk in things so still you need 2 hands but there's no room for 2! Got twatted on the head by the boot lid about 20 times and ended up kneeling in the boot to get a good angle to get my shoulder into the action.

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Posted 21 June 2014 - 06:51 PM

Worked on a free bar at an specialist artists VIP charity night....arseholes who have forgotten the please and thankyou word exist in their vocabulary

 

..got my own back when they came back for seconds though...no donation to Marie Curie = no drink  :)


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Posted 21 June 2014 - 07:19 PM

Reminds me of a sign in a bar.

 

Beer £5

 

Beer please £3

 

Beer please and Thank you £1.50


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Posted 21 June 2014 - 07:42 PM

PPI callers and bloody Talktalk trying to upgrade me.

. makes my pee boil


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Posted 24 June 2014 - 03:41 PM

roadworks.

 

on the high street where I live, then some fu*k nugget also decided it would be a good idea to put roadworks on at the same time in the only place a diversion could go forcing you to go through the roadworks. 15mins to cover 2 miles :(


#5977 simonlpearce

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 04:21 PM

fcuking speed bumps that you need oxygen to get over without passing out from high altitude!

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 04:23 PM

Adverts on the tele... 

 

Do you know that using Head and Shoulders removes UPTO 100% of flakes.... (Visible within a 3 meter range)... or in other words 'IT DOESN'T'

 

and

 

62% of 204 people would recommend using Sensodyne Toothpaste... God forbid 38% of 204 people ( that's 77.5 people!!!) would tell you not to bother.

 

and

 

Activia Yoghurt contains 'bifidus actiregularis'... Or It contains what every other yoghurts contains within a bit of made up crap on the outside of the pot.

 

There are lots more.. but England are playing and I'm working up a bad mood....


#5979 Scuffers

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 05:36 PM

fcuking football on TV 24/7 fcuking game for the prolls.... Would not mind so much if we wee any fcuking good at it.....

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 05:51 PM

fcuking football on TV 24/7 fcuking game for the prolls.... Would not mind so much if we wee any fcuking good at it.....

 

For once I really like what Scuffers has to say!


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