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#5981 CHILL Gone DUTCH

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 05:52 PM

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#5982 Goosenka

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 07:54 PM

However much I love you Mum, do NOT fcuking ask me what I am doing for Christmas is June. Please.

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 07:57 PM

However much I love you Mum, do NOT fcuking ask me what I am doing for Christmas is June. Please.

 

FFS how often do you visit her?



#5984 Mangham54

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 07:58 PM

However much I love you Mum, do NOT fcuking ask me what I am doing for Christmas is June. Please.

We got asked in March by Mel's mum... I feel your pain!

#5985 Goosenka

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 08:00 PM

However much I love you Mum, do NOT fcuking ask me what I am doing for Christmas is June. Please.

  FFS how often do you visit her?
A lot. Youngest son syndrome. 40 years old and still a baby.

#5986 ianrm

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 08:05 PM

Suarez and people sticking up for him.



#5987 jules_s

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 08:15 PM

He's obviously wrong in the head :(

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 08:47 PM

There must be some issues Jules, it is not like it is the first or even the second time he has bitten another player.



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Posted 24 June 2014 - 08:48 PM

The people who stick up for him should also be disgraced. Was shocked at his team mate trying to hide the Italian players shoulder.

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 09:57 PM

people who drive 20 mph round country lane bends then as soon as it gets to a straight they take off like a rocket 



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Posted 24 June 2014 - 10:21 PM

people who drive 20 mph round country lane bends then as soon as it gets to a straight they take off like a rocket 

Turbo drivers in a nutshell ;)

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 10:23 PM

That's rich coming from a Slotus driver  :lol:



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Posted 25 June 2014 - 06:19 AM

That's rich coming from a Slotus driver  :lol:

Couldn't resist Ian :D

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 06:39 AM

That's rich coming from a Slotus driver  :lol:

truth hurts!



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Posted 25 June 2014 - 07:36 AM

However much I love you Mum, do NOT fcuking ask me what I am doing for Christmas is June. Please.

We got asked in March by Mel's mum... I feel your pain!
For all my loathing of Christmas, and my general disorganization, it's the one thing I always book up 2 years in advance with the in laws so that I don't have to see my dad :lol:

#5996 ghand

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 12:05 PM

people who drive 20 mph round country lane bends then as soon as it gets to a straight they take off like a rocket 

Turbo drivers in a nutshell ;)
:lol: Your a bad man

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 12:10 PM

NA drivers could not rocket even if they tried ;)



#5998 hairy

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 07:00 PM

Birds! the feathered kind! Nice drive in the sun with the roof off then wallop! Sh!te all over the place :ffs:

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...then get home to find they taken a dump on my shed! :ffs:

 

... and they wake me up at 4am every day. Cuntpuffins!!! :ffs:



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Posted 25 June 2014 - 08:46 PM

Dickheads who drive up the hard shoulder to beat the queues and now dickheads who ignore the  [color=#ff0000;]X[/color] when lanes are closed on the Motorway.



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Posted 25 June 2014 - 08:50 PM

Aren't there like 1000ish cameras on the gantries to catch said X lane jumpers?




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