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[NickA]

Sonos, the feckers, v5 of their IOS app sucks more than a Russian bride when she finds out you're minted.. how can an application release that removes functionality and makes existing functionality harder to access be called a fecking upgrade!

[ianrm]

Aren't there like 1000ish cameras on the gantries to catch said X lane jumpers?

I hope so.

[-Dab-of-Oppo-]

Birds! the feathered kind! Nice drive in the sun with the roof off then wallop! Sh!te all over the place

 

 

...then get home to find they taken a dump on my shed!

 

... and they wake me up at 4am every day. Cuntpuffins!!!

 

Is that some splatted on the passenger headrest? Was there someone sitting there as they would of had a face full!   

 

I think a fitting revenge would be for you to go squat in the hedgerow and lay a turd in their nest to see how they like it.  

[turbobob]

fcuking dickhead French air traffic controllers. I'm booked to fly to Paris on Sunday and they are striking until Monday. I don't know yet if I'm going to be affected or not. Lazy doodahs.

[Wolfstone]

Rebekah Brooks.  

[vx220 Graham]

Opening a new bag of rice. Always goes all over the counter top and the sealing tape never works and for some reason I never get the portions right, always loads left over. Fridays moan out of the way

 

 

[NickA]

Opening a new bag of rice. Always goes all over the counter top and the sealing tape never works and for some reason I never get the portions right, always loads left over. Fridays moan out of the way

 

 

 

Perhaps Saturday's lunch could be easier from now on? Leftover rice recipes  

[Zoobeef]

Dishcloths. Horrible things. A sponge with a scouring side is perfect for doing the washing up. A dishcloth is not.

[Goosenka]

Dishcloths. Horrible things. A sponge with a scouring side is perfect for doing the washing up. A dishcloth is not.

Correct.they seem to stink by default.

[Boombang]

But both are horrible if left damp in the bottom of a sink damp.

[RabnaKS]

There are 10million bacteria per square inch of a kitchen sponge and 1m per square inch on a dish cloth Bacteria found on them can cause Guillain-Barre syndrome, which can lead to loss of movement Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz37NFvn3QI Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Personally, I hate either, shame you can't put everything in the dishwasher?

[Zoobeef]

That's because dishcloths don't clean anything so no bacteria have a chance get on them! I have a dishwasher but I'm too tight to use it.

[slindborg]

People who cant walk properly. LIFT your fcuking feet you shuffling stumblecunts

[ghand]

People who cant walk properly. LIFT your fcuking feet you shuffling stumblecunts

Oh ffs had to much scotch to read stuff like that, stumblecunts. They may have a disability or very very heavy shoes

[jules_s]

I fear another SP30 in the fcuking Pug If it's another 34 in a 30 I'm going to throw all manner of toys everywhere

[ghand]

I fear another SP30 in the fcuking Pug If it's another 34 in a 30 I'm going to throw all manner of toys everywhere

Oh noooo I got a nice letter saying I was clocked at 39 in a 30. (I saw the camera a bit late) Don't be a bad boy in the future. Luckily it was the plastic police. Let's hope yours is the same.

[jules_s]

Nope This was the proper rozzers And what properly annoys me (after doing the speed awareness course) is there isn't a limit sign/repeater within a mile of the place the van was parked I actually turned around and drove the road again to see if I genuinely broke the limit No signs = I did speed no doubt

[Sutol]

It may be different in your area but in west Sussex it's 10%+2 so 34 would be OK. With the repeaters, isn't there a legal limit on the distance apart? ETA/ this makes an interesting read http://forums.pepipo...pic=62981&st=20

Edited by Sutol, 15 July 2014 - 05:23 AM.

[Mangham54]

It may be different in your area but in west Sussex it's 10%+2 so 34 would be OK. With the repeaters, isn't there a legal limit on the distance apart?

If it is a built up area, with frequent street lights I believe not.

[Sutol]

http://forums.pepipo...pic=62981&st=20 Jules this guy won his case wrt repeaters.