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#6101 GFWilliams

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 08:25 PM

The M1 average speed zone... 



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 08:30 PM

The M1 average speed zone... 

Which one... I have the luxury of traversing it from end to end for work every now and then and they drive me up the wall.

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 08:39 PM

Makes you wonder what skin condition that guy before you had.

I can remember back in the day, when Barbers were Barbers . They either had a glass of solution to put scissors after each cut or something like a microwave looking contraption with a blue light to kill any bacteria? It's dentists that worry me?

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 10:25 PM

Who Do You Think You Are? What a load of tosh, Now! I just watched this compilation of "celebs" & they showed the Alexander Armstrong lineage go back to William The Conqueror, I thought wow? Then they went to Matthew Pincent, watching in amazement, they said we are pre history, putting Bill de Conk in the shade. The guy pointed to this is Jesus time, pointed to David of David & Goliath fame, then Kane & Abel! And guess where he chuffin stopped & his statement was, "this is God" 'you are directly related to God'. For any religious persons, No sh*t? Biggest load of b0ll0x! IMHO

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 06:08 PM

Changing a bed a bed then not being arsed to remake it. Forgetting, then going to bed a midnight and finding the unmade bed is heartbreaking. The sales lady (other makes available) telling me I can remove my card while the machine still says wait. FFS let me follow the instructions.

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 05:57 AM

Slow people at checkouts when there is a massive queue behind them :- stop chatting, anticipate getting your money out, pack your bags fast and F*CK OFF !

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 06:06 AM

Slow people at checkouts when there is a massive queue behind them :- stop chatting, anticipate getting your money out, pack your bags fast and F*CK OFF !

Nicely put Nev. Alwayd admire the guts on people when they suddenly realise they have to pay.....and then excavate a handbag with Tony Robinson for an hour.

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 08:53 AM

Changing a bed a bed then not being arsed to remake it. Forgetting, then going to bed a midnight and finding the unmade bed is heartbreaking. The sales lady (other makes available) telling me I can remove my card while the machine still says wait. FFS let me follow the instructions.

It makes them appear cleverererer, I got a sarky smirk when's was told to remove my card & 'I said it says' sh!t! They must get the message 1st?

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Posted 16 August 2014 - 09:14 PM

Finding out that you have damp in your house... And then find the cause of it to be the stop-tap. Try to turn the water off until a plumber can come and it only makes the problem worse. Thankfully, I knew where the outside stop-tap (that had consequently been replaced when we last had some plumbing work done) and was able to shut off the supply to the house.

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Posted 16 August 2014 - 09:24 PM

People that overtake on the Motorway and then pull in and slow down, then as I pull out to retake the they speed up again, I stick to a constant speed on my commute and some days end up being passed and passing the same car 5 or 6 times.



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Posted 30 August 2014 - 11:01 AM

Wire coat hangers and fcuktards that leave them on the road. :angry:

 

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 03:07 PM

I'm going to say this bloody nominating for ice bucket challenge! wtf, I mean it's great that people want to do something for charity but nominating others because you've done? There's been some right retards, a silly cow with a bucket on a wall, pulls a rope the whole bucket drops on her head & cuts it, very worthwhile, the nob who's mate poured water over him & missed so let the chuffing bucket go on his head. My own bloody niece stood over her brother & poured it over his knees because she missed ffs!

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 03:30 PM

Yeah its sh*t and it's borderline bullying. My mum gives over £100 a month to various charities as well as being a street pastor and was an angel at the Leeds festival. She's 57 and her feet are a mess from the 8 hours a day of walking up muddy hills. Yet she's been 'nominated' 4 times but is refusing to do it and is getting grief. One woman has told her she's throw a bucket over her when she sees her in the street. Obviously she has told her that it's the last thing she'll do. But I can't help but think it's fed by weak minded people that are the kind that have easily addictive personalities and also want the latest things and fads.

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 04:22 PM

How long before we see someone arrested of even hospitalised through shock, let alone injured?

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 08:01 PM

Empty trailers with the ramps up like this. It's so un-aerodynamic. What a stupid design.

 

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 09:15 PM

Cat not following her normal routine and return mid-evening for her tea... Has Mel spooked... Just had to be a Sunday night when we both are out for work early doors tomorrow.

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 09:59 PM

Cat not following her normal routine and return mid-evening for her tea... Has Mel spooked... Just had to be a Sunday night when we both are out for work early doors tomorrow.

Courting or some other mother is feeding it?

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 10:05 PM

The Ice Bucket Challenge. Bored with people tipping water over themselves. Great for about a month, enough now please. Just txt 3quid to mnd and leave it at that.

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 10:18 PM

The Ice Bucket Challenge. Bored with people tipping water over themselves. Great for about a month, enough now please. Just txt 3quid to mnd and leave it at that.

Awe Rudy, join the blooming queue, have you read Icemans comments on Ice bucket challenge thread, he's summing it up.

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 10:21 PM

The Ice Bucket Challenge. Bored with people tipping water over themselves. Great for about a month, enough now please. Just txt 3quid to mnd and leave it at that.

Awe Rudy, join the blooming queue, have you read Icemans comments on Ice bucket challenge thread, he's summing it up.
Nope, can't read any post that's more than 3 lines long otherwise it bores the sh*t out of me :lol:




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