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#6141 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 04:31 PM

unfortunately, some people are just stupid



#6142 Mangham54

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 12:43 PM

Green Flag advert... Green Nissan Almera on the outside and a Ford Focus interior. No wonder Sarah has broken down.

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 01:08 PM

Green Flag advert... Green Nissan Almera on the outside and a Ford Focus interior. No wonder Sarah has broken down.

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 05:56 PM

Bought some fcuking pear cider from sainsburys. Kopperberg. On the cider rack with all the different types. Got ID'D for it after my self service till flagged it up. Got home and the Mrs has pointed out its alcohol free, fcuking fuming. Bunch of doodahs.

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 07:03 PM

Bought some fcuking pear cider from sainsburys. Kopperberg. On the cider rack with all the different types. Got ID'D for it after my self service till flagged it up. Got home and the Mrs has pointed out its alcohol free, fcuking fuming. Bunch of doodahs.

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#6146 RabnaKS

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 07:03 PM

Bought some fcuking pear cider from sainsburys. Kopperberg. On the cider rack with all the different types. Got ID'D for it after my self service till flagged it up. Got home and the Mrs has pointed out its alcohol free, fcuking fuming. Bunch of doodahs.

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#6147 RabnaKS

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 07:05 PM

Bought some fcuking pear cider from sainsburys. Kopperberg. On the cider rack with all the different types. Got ID'D for it after my self service till flagged it up. Got home and the Mrs has pointed out its alcohol free, fcuking fuming. Bunch of doodahs.

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They do have an issue with commons sense in Sainsburys sometimes? They do have a job to do but if it's obvious they can use their discretion, the problem is if they get it wrong the business gets find, but they should check the actual purchase & see what the customer is buying. As you say doodahs

Edited by RabnaKS, 06 September 2014 - 07:08 PM.


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Posted 06 September 2014 - 07:32 PM

Sorry Mark, there's no denying it, you do look older than 18.



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Posted 06 September 2014 - 07:41 PM

Only just :D

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 07:42 PM

Everything to do with buying a house.



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Posted 06 September 2014 - 07:47 PM

Bought some fcuking pear cider from sainsburys. Kopperberg. On the cider rack with all the different types. Got ID'D for it after my self service till flagged it up. Got home and the Mrs has pointed out its alcohol free, fcuking fuming. Bunch of doodahs.

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They do have an issue with commons sense in Sainsburys sometimes? They do have a job to do but if it's obvious they can use their discretion, the problem is if they get it wrong the business gets find, but they should check the actual purchase & see what the customer is buying. As you say doodahs
Actually it is the product classification that triggers the age flag. You will find a very similiar system in place at the other big 4 stores. Beck's blue is the same. Unfortunately you don't set the alcohol check flag against individual products as you could never keep up (or certainly couldn't back in my supermarket management days).

#6152 Boombang

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 08:05 PM

Everything to do with buying a house.

 

By this I include mortgage providers who lose your application, mortgage providers that give you incorrect and misleading information, people who sell their house without realising they don't own their garden, people who sell their house because they are buying something else but neglecting to tell you that onward purchase can't happen, people who sell their house whilst having an illegal sewer connection, sales people for house builders who don't take you seriously without any justification, solicitors who make enquiries in a way that it can only give them more work, estate agents who refuse to help your purchase in any way at all.



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Posted 06 September 2014 - 10:03 PM

I told you not to buy in Harlow Alex.....

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 10:15 PM

Everything to do with buying a house.

  By this I include mortgage providers who lose your application, mortgage providers that give you incorrect and misleading information, people who sell their house without realising they don't own their garden, people who sell their house because they are buying something else but neglecting to tell you that onward purchase can't happen, people who sell their house whilst having an illegal sewer connection, sales people for house builders who don't take you seriously without any justification, solicitors who make enquiries in a way that it can only give them more work, estate agents who refuse to help your purchase in any way at all.
I completely agree with you boombang. We should have had our keys for our new house last Friday. Maybe middle of next week.

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Posted 07 September 2014 - 05:18 PM

Wish you all the luck in getting those keys.

 

Our story isn't a pretty one, looking like we attempting to buy the fourth house since January this year.  Apparently 1 in 3 house purchases falls through, so hopefully I've given .org 6 trouble free house moves XXX



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Posted 07 September 2014 - 06:29 PM

Had a nightmare selling our house Alex. Two sales of it have fallen through. Currently on the third buyer but not counting my chickens until the signatures are on those contracts. fcuking hate estate agents and conveyencers.

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Posted 07 September 2014 - 07:16 PM

Sorry to hear that mate, didn't know you were on the move - suppose wouldn't as not seen you in for a summer or two!



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Posted 07 September 2014 - 09:10 PM

Sadistic bog designers. Tried to change the flush mechanism on the toilet. And some cuntpuffin thought it would be a great design to have the toilet ceramic surround the nut to the water inlet. So I couldn't get a spanner to it. Had to go into the street to isolate the water. Then after putting it all back together there was a small leak from one of the sharp and fcuking inaccessible wingnut. Bog designers I fcuking hate you.

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Posted 08 September 2014 - 08:12 AM

The spot now resident at the top on my arse crack :o

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Posted 08 September 2014 - 10:44 AM

Sadistic bog designers. Tried to change the flush mechanism on the toilet. And some cuntpuffin thought it would be a great design to have the toilet ceramic surround the nut to the water inlet. So I couldn't get a spanner to it. Had to go into the street to isolate the water. Then after putting it all back together there was a small leak from one of the sharp and fcuking inaccessible wingnut. Bog designers I fcuking hate you.

Hope you didn't do what I did? I turned the one outside my hose, went in saw water was still on; when I went back outside neighbours ready to rant! Apologised, looked a little further and found another at the furthest end of attached neighbour. Classic moment, not.




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