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[techieboy]

Shin splints.

[Claws]

Vodafone blocking this thread on my mobile

[james.a]

Made in Chelsea. Rehearsed nonsense about pointless puffins.

[Potatoes]

My son not eating the bloody dinner I just spent a bloody hour making for him, bloody bastard... Back to beans on toast!

[CHILL Gone DUTCH]

My son not eating the bloody dinner I just spent a bloody hour making for him, bloody bastard... Back to beans on toast!

Give to him for his next meal, he will then realise it tasted better first time, but he will be Hungary he will eat , if not there will be a other meal time, Tough love Lesson learnt Don't show weakness !!

[RabnaKS]

My son not eating the bloody dinner I just spent a bloody hour making for him, bloody bastard... Back to beans on toast!

Give to him for his next meal, he will then realise it tasted better first time, but he will be Hungary he will eat , if not there will be a other meal time, Tough love Lesson learnt Don't show weakness !!

Or do what my dad did long before child line was invented, when everybody thought kids should be seen & not heard. The old b45tard put chilli sauce in the beans & I didn't touch it until I was a lot older!😁 I ate everything after that, with reluctance.

[ghand]

Sellotape, three rolls and can't find one end This forth roll must have an end

[Harry Hornet]

Sneezing

[Mangham54]

Sneezing

I know... I broke my nose sneezing.

[chez]

My fcukin misses...... When do we go back to work?

[james.a]

My fcukin misses...... When do we go back to work?

Ha ha ha.

[RabnaKS]

My fcukin misses...... When do we go back to work?

Ha ha ha.

Been in for a couple of hours today, wife is in work all day. Tut! But that doesn't really GOMT.

[chez]

Belle Dingle storyline speaking to dead Gemma and Robert Sugden being a bumder (not that I got anything against bumders)....... woah sh#t I really do need to go back to work

[Zoobeef]

Buying an xbox game to realise when you get home that you've already played it and completed it. Going for a pizza with someone and they say, "we'll just get a pizza to share". Ok, so the fact that I normally get a full one for myself is irrelevant, I'll jut have half and starve this time to keep you happy. How about we get 2 and I eat mine and half of yours.

[Boombang]

Trains being on a Saturday timetable for today, seemingly only announced this morning.

[KurtVerbose]

Rain turning the delightfully crisp snow into slush.

[chez]

Filling the vx up with petrol whilst needing a p#ss........ everytime!!!

[Rudy]

Car dealer salespeople. One step onto the premises and I knew the life story of the salesman, had a free coffee and a comfy seat with expectations of a sale before I even drew a second breath. Worse than dfs lol.

[Zuber]

Going for a pizza with someone and they say, "we'll just get a pizza to share". Ok, so the fact that I normally get a full one for myself is irrelevant, I'll jut have half and starve this time to keep you happy. How about we get 2 and I eat mine and half of yours.

 

1.5 Pizzas, Really ? For me, that would usually be lunch, dinner and breakfast... Now your going to tell me you just burn in off and can't put weight on, no matter what you eat.

 

Hate that some people can do that...

[RabnaKS]

Going for a pizza with someone and they say, "we'll just get a pizza to share". Ok, so the fact that I normally get a full one for myself is irrelevant, I'll jut have half and starve this time to keep you happy. How about we get 2 and I eat mine and half of yours.

  1.5 Pizzas, Really ? For me, that would usually be lunch, dinner and breakfast... Now your going to tell me you just burn in off and can't put weight on, no matter what you eat.   Hate that some people can do that...

I'm with that, can't stand sharing food! I go out with friends for a Chinese, they suggest having a buffet; at least 2 or 3 of the meals come & generally will be a fish dish? They eat the only thing I'll eat, then sit there wolfing down the fish dishes too! So I order a sweet to p*ss them off!