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[slindborg]

I picked up my new road bike and went for first ride yesterday. Got to the first hill and fell off into a ditch as I misjudged the down change and lack of practise with clip in pedals.

 

 

the first few rides are a bit of a game with clip ins.

 

 

 

 

Using a microsoft site to upload a file to send to them, with the antique IE9 and it not working... FFS you asshats (ooops, you lovely lovely people I dont mea anything nasty about you )

[rob999]

Least you found somewhere soft(ish) to land Steve. Everyone falls off due to cleats when they get them

[Mangham54]

Snowtards... Argh!

[RabnaKS]

I picked up my new road bike and went for first ride yesterday. Got to the first hill and fell off into a ditch as I misjudged the down change and lack of practise with clip in pedals.

Get yourself one of those cycle trainers to practice clipping un-clipping while you peddle? The worst case is an example I saw a mate do on his 1st ride with clips. We was over taken on a double blind bend & as I heard the car going for it, I'd also noticed a car coming towards us, so I attempted to warn the overtaking car, but as it went past the female driver forked us! As we'd gone around the 2nd blind bend, we saw the offending car being reversed in to a drive, so I loudly commented, 'ah, it must be because they know the road'! We'd gone about 30yds & we heard a car approaching from behind, my mate with the clips looked back, shouting the bitch is chasing us? Next thing, he hit the kerb & was on his arse still attached to the bike & blood pouring from elbow & knee! Next ride he had dumped the clips!😃

[IWOOT]

First ride with cleats today. I fell off. Twice.

[speedster]

fist day I went for a gallop

[PaulCP]

Top Gear Which cars did they review tonight, I think I missed that bit😄 What a fcking load of tosh👎👎👎👎👎👎😠

[CHILL Gone DUTCH]

Agree with paul W8nk

[Mangham54]

Dingbat Highways Agency... Putting fcuking signs up on the A1 stating it is closed Barton>Leeming. Went to take a detour (which took us North, not South) only to find on the HATO website that it didn't close until 8pm. Ten minutes more and we would have been royally fcuked. Could smash a womble tonight.

[RabnaKS]

fist day I went for a gallop

Is this something you need to discuss in public?😳

[Sutol]

Top Gear Which cars did they review tonight, I think I missed that bit😄 What a fcking load of tosh👎👎👎👎👎👎😠

yes, an all time low has been reached

[Ali87]

I rather enjoyed it. More cars would have been nice but Hammond's patient cannon had me almost pissing myself

[turbobob]

Two weeks before valentines day, I booked a table at a restaurant in Derby (with good reviews on Trip Advisor). I had three options on time and chose 6:15 as this was the latest available time. So I assumed it was nearly fully booked. After booking I received an email confirming the booking. On Thursday (2 days before Valentines day), I received an email saying they are looking forward to receiving us on Valentines Day. I surprised my girlfriend on Saturday by telling her that I had booked a table at the restaurant. So she was really surprised and happy. She spent about 3 hours getting ready, shower, wash hair, dry hair, straighten, then curl and make up etc. She looked really nice. We get to the restaurant at 6pm to find an A4 sign on the door saying they were closed for business and they thanked their staff for the hard work. I was fuming! Cuntpussies!!!!

[-Dab-of-Oppo-]

Twats. 

 

You mean they where closed down for good? You couldn't of been the only ones fcuked about? What did you end up doing instead? 

[slindborg]

Twats. 

 

You mean they where closed down for good? You couldn't of been the only ones fcuked about? What did you end up doing instead? 

 

 

had chinese takeaway from the tucanchew

[rob999]

As long as you got some bobo

[turbobob]

It was a Chinese takeaway. After I had calmed down

 

And yes Rob

 

Edit - there was another couple outside the restaurant looking in disbelief at the email confirmation on their phone. I've had an email today from the booking people apologising about the closure and have now stopped taking bookings. Great timing, cheers

Edited by turbobob, 16 February 2015 - 04:28 PM.

[Wolfstone]

Fifty fcuking Shades of fcuking Grey.  FRO!  I'm fcuking sick of fcuking hearing about it.  

[KurtVerbose]

I hear it's a spanking good film.

[Stevie Dubyah]

Pomegranates:

 

Big effort, sod all payoff.