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[JimH]

I'm touched that you were reading it that carefully.

[SPLAM]

Well I have to drag the cursor over everything you write in case i miss a link EDIT: Don't actually read it though

Edited by SamH, 10 May 2006 - 12:56 PM.

[caleebra]

an intensely itchy bum

Just saw this, it must spreading

Is that a sentence?

I have not had further recurrence of the symptoms. Is it caused by motted bum hair? Dangleberrys?

[VXJON]

Sunburn Drove almost 600miles with the roof off now i cant move my arms for the pain. Someone should really put a little disclaimer in the owner guide warning of the perils of owning a vx

[SPLAM]

an intensely itchy bum

Just saw this, it must spreading

Is that a sentence?

I have not had further recurrence of the symptoms. Is it caused by motted bum hair? Dangleberrys?

I think you may be onto something their.


Oh the tagnut blues

[convict]

an intensely itchy bum

Just saw this, it must spreading

Is that a sentence?

I have not had further recurrence of the symptoms. Is it caused by motted bum hair? Dangleberrys?

No.

Either 1) Poor hygiene
2) Bum grapes (haemorrhoids)

or

3) Worms

edit to add disclaimer; this is not an exhaustive list, if your arse is still itchy, wipe your bum better then go and seek professional medical advice

Edited by convict, 10 May 2006 - 06:56 PM.

[caleebra]

Interesting. I also heard that it could be caused by sweaty cheeks chaffing...

[jules_s]

I stand by my original diagnosis of Sams problem

[speedyK]

Stories like this >one here<

Another added: "Shetland is the best place in the world, all we need is better weather."

You can't argue with logic like that!

[hunt_the_fox]

Always enjoyed this thread but never added to it until now... 1. Baby on board signs- do not serve any useful purpose. Congratulations on having children but I have no intention of crashing. The fact that you have even bought the sign signals you are a twat and if I had the choice I would rather crash into you than another motorist. 2. Speed camera zones- when it says 50mph that's what it means. It does not mean slow down to 25mph every time a camera is in sight.

[N19EVX]

Pulling my jeans out of the tumble drier to find immaculate creases down the front and back of each leg! I don't go on parade anymore!

[TurboTomato]

1. Baby on board signs- do not serve any useful purpose. Congratulations on having children but I have no intention of crashing. The fact that you have even bought the sign signals you are a twat and if I had the choice I would rather crash into you than another motorist.

Spot on

[pcmanning]

Baby on board signs- do not serve any useful purpose. Congratulations on having children but I have no intention of crashing. The fact that you have even bought the sign signals you are a twat and if I had the choice I would rather crash into you than another motorist.

Except - they apparently mean that the emergency services will try extra hard to find a baby/child in a crashed vehicle - so we have one OK! Still haven't had opportunity to try it in the VX though!

Paul

[iceman]

Baby on board signs- do not serve any useful purpose. Congratulations on having children but I have no intention of crashing. The fact that you have even bought the sign signals you are a twat and if I had the choice I would rather crash into you than another motorist.

Except - they apparently mean that the emergency services will try extra hard to find a baby/child in a crashed vehicle - so we have one OK! Still haven't had opportunity to try it in the VX though!

Paul

GPWM

[jules_s]

Fake arguements on reality TV shows. CH5 atm is a prime example.

[JimH]

Except - they apparently mean that the emergency services will try extra hard to find a baby/child in a crashed vehicle - so we have one OK! Still haven't had opportunity to try it in the VX though!

I've heard this shite before. If the warning sign is that vital to the safety in a rescue situation:

1. Why do they often say Toddler on Board or Mum to be on Board? One would hate to think that the emergency services would waste valuable seconds and ignore a dying baby because they were desperately searching for a "Little Rascal" that was on board. One might also add that perhaps some people run the risk of being prosecuted for operating an unlicensed "Mum's Taxi".

2. Why are they stuck on the back window with something used to hold up RSPB bird feeders? Perhaps something more permanent or durable might be an idea. Perhaps something along the lines of a Hazmat label would be more suitable.

3. Do you think a much clearer warning would be more suitable? Details of the number of occupants, their names and their blood type might be far better. Perhaps you could take a lead from motorsport in this respect.

Incidentally, when the baby is not on board do you take it off? Again it would be terrible to think of rescue workers looking for a non existent baby.

[Gnits]

The various groups/organisations/countries who get "offended". ESPECIALLY the religious bunch. F**K OFF! If I am dim enough to believe that little pixies live at the bottom of my garden and that no-one else on earth is allowed to do <insert quite literally ANYTHING here> or I have to bomb/visit their houses/write to local MP's etc because I am "offended" then I have the problem and should deal with it. Most of these idiots bang on about tolerance well F**KING TOLERATE IT THEN!!!!! Complete cunch of bunts.

[Gnits]

IT : Crystal F**king Reports 9/ 10/ 11. "I'd like to see the SQL please" "Not before you log on to a database" ?!?!?!?! Who's bloody idea was that? "I'd like to edit the SQL statement please" "Nope" ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!! Ever since Business Objects bought Crystal is has been really pants, there's a suprise. Apologies if none of that makes any sense!

[JG]

not a good day?

[Gnits]

Something like that!