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Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#6381 slindborg

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Posted 20 February 2015 - 03:22 PM

I thought it was someone real who had actually died.... /I dont watch the news or soaps :lol:


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 10:30 PM

Calvin Harris getting a haircut and removing his tshirt getting him a bunch of attention. Daft wenches.

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Posted 20 February 2015 - 10:47 PM

 

CLEATS? simple... wind off the tension resistance.. you will know if its too slack when your shoe pops out on the up stroke... then slightly increase tension.. to balance out the upstroke pull, spd`s have small allen key screws with + &  -

This, then your foot will come off the pedal much easier when you fall off :lol: You only fall off when you come to stop and forget to unclip so you are not moving so you only hurt your pride and not the bike. Cleats are a must by the way, you will never rider a bike without them ever again. You may not fall off, just make sure you un clip with plent of time to spare till it becomes second nature.  
  some sort of bike side airbags system is needed
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Posted 24 February 2015 - 06:35 PM

Those people who sit in a queue of traffic when the traffic lights are red and insist on leaving their foot on the footbrake, leaving the million candle power brake lights rapidly disolving my retinas. But it's alright. I don't actually need my eyesight as I will just use the telepathy you assume I have when you don't use your indicator at roundabouts. 


#6385 slindborg

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 09:06 AM

given the massive rise in automatic car sales, I imagine its because they are too fcuking stupid to pop it into park.

 

 

Umbrellas! sure have a little one that covers YOU, but not a 6' wide corporate whore one that covers you and the whole path meaning no one can pass! cuntpuffin

 

Also, Banks. Paypal found some dodgy activity and "refunded" me the money, yet couldnt cancel the direct debit which was for more than double the available funds on my account, so the Bank let it out!!!! and to top it off, as its wednesday all the branches within 2 miles dont open till 09:30


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Posted 25 February 2015 - 05:08 PM

Those people who sit in a queue of traffic when the traffic lights are red and insist on leaving their foot on the footbrake, leaving the million candle power brake lights rapidly disolving my retinas. But it's alright. I don't actually need my eyesight as I will just use the telepathy you assume I have when you don't use your indicator at roundabouts. 

Close your frigging eyes :lol: oh and they can't use indicators as they need to save the battery volts for the brake lights Actually it pisses me off, lazy inconsiderate bastards, just back up a touch and put your lights on full beam so they get blind from the mirror :lol:

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Posted 26 February 2015 - 08:24 AM

FKA twigs.

 

Why, why, why? That is all.


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Posted 26 February 2015 - 09:20 AM

Blister packs. Evil bastards.

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Posted 26 February 2015 - 12:41 PM

that the circuit owners ripped up the old Hockenheim circuit when Tilke did his usual boring redesign this is what racing there used to be like

#6390 rob999

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 01:34 PM

Probably for the 68th time in this thread but... Women.

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 04:42 PM

Women.

Considering the title of the thread, I think you might be doing it wrong! :P

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 05:38 PM

Women.

Considering the title of the thread, I think you might be doing it wrong! :P
:lol: I think this is the greatest reply I have ever seen.:lol:

#6393 rob999

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 06:39 PM

Women.

Considering the title of the thread, I think you might be doing it wrong! :P
....and I have great tits too!!

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 06:51 PM

 

 

Women.

Considering the title of the thread, I think you might be doing it wrong! :P
....and I have great tits too!!

 

 

..no Rob..you are just a tit, a Junct 12 tit .. ;)  


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Posted 28 February 2015 - 09:16 PM

Probably for the 68th time in this thread but... Women.

 

maaate, it's your thongs, get yourself a dressier pair to impress the shelias


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Posted 28 February 2015 - 09:41 PM

Probably for the 68th time in this thread but... Women.

  maaate, it's your thongs, get yourself a dressier pair to impress the shelias
Cheers Gok Bargi :P

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Posted 19 March 2015 - 07:14 PM

The Classic Car Show on Channel 5, cringeworthy


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Posted 19 March 2015 - 07:29 PM

Since being seriously poked in the eye a number of years ago I have adopted a policy which I adhere to very strictly.  If the edge of an umbrella impinges closer than a circle the circumference of my shoulders I bring my arm up very sharply and hit it very hard out of the way with my forearm.  Works wonders, in fact I enjoy the opportunity to do it. :lol:  

Umbrellas! sure have a little one that covers YOU, but not a 6' wide corporate whore one that covers you and the whole path meaning no one can pass! cuntpuffin

 


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Posted 19 March 2015 - 07:30 PM

People who go to the water cooler with a Posted Image barrel, then stand there ages filling it.


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Posted 19 March 2015 - 08:13 PM

The Classic Car Show on Channel 5, cringeworthy

I managed less than 5 minutes.
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