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[fiveoclock]

 

The Classic Car Show on Channel 5, cringeworthy

I managed less than 5 minutes.

 

What a couple of arrogant tossers they are!!

[The Knobs]

Second hand car dealers that make out they are enthusiasts

[Boombang]

Hangovers after only a few pints.

[Harry Hornet]

.on my tits....and on my dose..fecking dolds....

 

..achooooo....

[Mangham54]

Order takeaway at 18:31, with 45min delivery. 19:44 call to enquire where it is, "sorry we are a man down, it's just on the grill and will be on its way as soon its done". 20:40 still not here, call back "it will be with you in the next couple of minutes". I am so hungry I could murder these bastards. If it ain't here in 3mins they can try to deliver and I will reject it and have replaced with McDs from the motorways servicea.

[The Knobs]

Granite worktops, look great in showrooms and pictures, what a pita to keep clean !!

[Zoobeef]

Milk that goes off before its date.

[fiveoclock]

Order takeaway at 18:31, with 45min delivery. 19:44 call to enquire where it is, "sorry we are a man down, it's just on the grill and will be on its way as soon its done". 20:40 still not here, call back "it will be with you in the next couple of minutes". I am so hungry I could murder these bastards. If it ain't here in 3mins they can try to deliver and I will reject it and have replaced with McDs from the motorways servicea.

Never pay with a card as if they're busy they've got your money and put you last. Cash on deliveries take preference.

[Claws]

That sounds very posh

[Renny]

Tim from Prestige! He keeps welcoming people to OUR forum.

[-Dab-of-Oppo-]

The blatant ulterior motive annoys me.

[Mangham54]

Order takeaway at 18:31, with 45min delivery. 19:44 call to enquire where it is, "sorry we are a man down, it's just on the grill and will be on its way as soon its done". 20:40 still not here, call back "it will be with you in the next couple of minutes". I am so hungry I could murder these bastards. If it ain't here in 3mins they can try to deliver and I will reject it and have replaced with McDs from the motorways servicea.

Never pay with a card as if they're busy they've got your money and put you last. Cash on deliveries take preference.

Absolutely, just as I called back to tell them to "don't bother" there was a knock at the door. They offered discount for the hassle I had and thankfully the food was good. Next time I'll just get off my lazy arse and collect.

Edited by Mangham54, 21 March 2015 - 09:03 AM.

[RabnaKS]

Granite worktops, look great in showrooms and pictures, what a pita to keep clean !!

Didn't your fitter leave you any cleaner? 'Prestige Stone' cleans granite & marble. Great on glass extractors, no smear.

[RabnaKS]

Milk that goes off before its date.

theyre supposed to go through your use by/best before dates with you, to give you the option of refusing!

[Harry Hornet]

I've said it before but I will say it again..feck ing snowboarders ..just stop and sit down anywhere they like...without warning. ...

[KurtVerbose]

You noticed there's a lot less of 'em this season?

[Harry Hornet]

You noticed there's a lot less of 'em this season?

Wot you been out with your snowboarder gun..Thanks 😊

[KurtVerbose]

Wot you been out with your snowboarder gun..Thanks 😊

 

No, it seems a process of natural selection.  

[Harry Hornet]

Wot you been out with your snowboarder gun..Thanks 😊

  No, it seems a process of natural selection.  

What you mean is natural evolution. .man now stands on two legs and doesn't drag his knuckles along the ground any more 😊

[ghand]

Good photographs turned into fake plastic looking crap on the PC Oh and all the big bushy Isis terrorists lookalike beards that seem to be the must have .

Edited by ghand, 24 March 2015 - 06:41 PM.