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[Rudy]

Hangovers......   Why cant I stay out till 3am and be able to function at 8am like I used to? 

With maturity you get a weaker metabolism, That's what I tell the wife!😇

I think I have an intolerance to sambucca. Must be some kind of illness

[RabnaKS]

At least you know it's an illness, I get blackouts!😳

[slindborg]

At least you know it's an illness, I get blackouts!😳

I blacked out twice in a 4 month period, hadn't really drunk that much over a normal session out, so now I won't drink more than 3-4 pints or the equivalent in wine or brewdog beer. Its fcuking horrible to realise its happened.

[Ormes]

Women that sit next to you on the bus and spend the next 10 minutes finishing getting ready... hand cream... makeup... brushing hair etc. Ffs just spend an extra 10 minutes at home.

[Harry Hornet]

People that eat their breakfast on the train...

[slindborg]

People that eat their breakfast on the train...

Is it inappropriate to use a camping stove to cook a fry up at my seat?

[badgerade]

The internal IT services team of my current employer - a Major Indian IT Services Company - They brought the company I worked for, a couple of years ago, so I didn't join them by choice and I only stay to support my immediate colleagues and because they keep paying me, (mostly on time)...

 

Their internal IT services team, (India based), is so bad, that they really need outsourcing to any other IT Services Provider...

 

Actually, they may already be working directly for our competitiors, as their entire role seems to be to stop the business from working.

 

Is this a major Indian IT services company beginning with a T or a W, or one of the others

[Rudy]

People that eat their breakfast on the train...

 

And people who eat McDonalds on a train.  Fckin stinks.

[Mangham54]

People that use public transport.

[Sutol]

People that put their feet on seats in trains😣

[turbobob]

 

Hangovers......   Why cant I stay out till 3am and be able to function at 8am like I used to? 

With maturity you get a weaker metabolism, That's what I tell the wife!😇

 

Am I the only one that read that as "With maturity you get a weaker masturbation" ? .....

 

[RabnaKS]

 

Hangovers......   Why cant I stay out till 3am and be able to function at 8am like I used to? 

With maturity you get a weaker metabolism, That's what I tell the wife!😇  

Am I the only one that read that as "With maturity you get a weaker masturbation" ? .....  

Fs, predictive spellcheckers, that's what I thought I'd spelt☺️

[Ali87]

Missing the train because I was getting a McDonalds

[Rudy]

Unattended house Alarms. Since 4am this morning ffs

[ollie2007]

Anagrams in meetings, too many fcuk wits sitting there using TLAs it gets right on my tits😡😡

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

Unattended house Alarms. Since 4am this morning ffs

 

well no point having an alarm set if its attended...

 

[ghand]

Women that sit next to you on the bus and spend the next 10 minutes finishing getting ready... hand cream... makeup... brushing hair etc. Ffs just spend an extra 10 minutes at home.

I went to London with Mbes and had my first experience of trains in that neck of the woods The woman opposite me did just that, the full hit of stuff, she did all sorts to that face then opened a breakfast of leftovers which should have gone in the bin. I suppose I should have held the mirror

[Mangham54]

Try getting a team in Sheffield... Makes the tube feel like an upmarket bistro.

[Ormes]

Buying a new laptop from Currys PC World and for it to have some kind of hardware failure within a week

[fiveoclock]

The woman on the Vista Print advert who says its "proppa"