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[Mangham54]

Family talking shite about other members of the family behind their backs..... Not that I care about what's being said or who its about, but it's been going on for a decade and its fcuking tedious

Amen. (And I am not the religious type).

[TazN]

An old'un but one that has resurfaced last week, delivery companies.

 

Ordered a load of bits for our new puppy and it arrived middle of last week. I work in the afternoon so am home till midday, all 3 parcels where delivered before I left for work. Nobody knocked on the door to deliver they just left the parcels. Royal mail did the best job, he only had a small parcel to deliver and hid it down the side of my house and put a note through the door.

 

UPS and Parcel Force managed to deliver 2 huge boxes (dog bed size!) and one left it down the side of my house where the vx usually is and can easily be seen from the road, UPS had the cheek to just leave it on my front garden - neither of which even put a note through my door to say it had been delivered.

 

I hate delivery companies.

[RabnaKS]

An old'un but one that has resurfaced last week, delivery companies.   Ordered a load of bits for our new puppy and it arrived middle of last week. I work in the afternoon so am home till midday, all 3 parcels where delivered before I left for work. Nobody knocked on the door to deliver they just left the parcels. Royal mail did the best job, he only had a small parcel to deliver and hid it down the side of my house and put a note through the door.   UPS and Parcel Force managed to deliver 2 huge boxes (dog bed size!) and one left it down the side of my house where the vx usually is and can easily be seen from the road, UPS had the cheek to just leave it on my front garden - neither of which even put a note through my door to say it had been delivered.   I hate delivery companies.

bits for your new puppy, things like legs, ears etc or bra's?😇

[furtive]

Listening at the other end of the phone while someone tries to have a conversation with you and eating at the same time...usually my wife!

 

 

Wait - they are eating your wife while on the phone with you?

[Ali87]

Food which is too hot. Blow it for 10 minutes and you still have to roll it round your mouth trying not to get burnt while looking a mong. How is that an enjoyable meal?

my dad used to get annoyed at mum for making the food too hot and we'd all leave our dinner out in the garden to cool down. Didn't realise that wasn't the done thing until recently!

[Boombang]

People with bad breath, especially on public transport.

[Rudy]

erm...gentlemen's clubs in Dublin. 

 

Great place for a very late night drink, but 600 euro for half an hour with some skanky random european - no thank you very much

 

(and definitely no tits to get on)

 

 

 

 

[RabnaKS]

erm...gentlemen's clubs in Dublin.    Great place for a very late night drink, but 600 euro for half an hour with some skanky random european - no thank you very much   (and definitely no tits to get on) Cambridge club?        

[Zoobeef]

Useless doodahs. Ordered some washers. I needed 10.5 x 21 x 2mm. Seller stated they were these dimensions. Just measured and they are 10.6 x 19.5 x 2mm what kind of fcuking tolerances are these useless fuckpuffins working too? Also ordered a few things from an online store on Wednesday evening. Selected the 24 hour delivery so it would get to my house on Friday. You can guess what happened. Now I won't get them until I'm home again next Friday. If I could guarantee I would get away with it I would kill every useless fuckwit I came across. doodahs, wankers, sh*t, bollocks, fcuk.

[Zoobeef]

Having to share oxygen with my stepsisters.

[fiveoclock]

Having an Arsenal season ticket for 40 years and being told my application for a Cup Final ticket has been "unsuccessful". Thanks for that you bunch of w@nkers

[Rudy]

Gardening. Hours and hours chopping, cutting, mowing and it'll look crap again in a fortnight.

[Goosenka]

Zoobeefs stepsister

[LY_Scott]

lol

[Zoobeef]

Zoobeefs stepsister

 

There's 2 of the oxygen thieves.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

right its been a while after I was told to clam down.   bottled water, plastic forks, contactless payment, business cards, Bluetooth, vettle, coolant leaks, evaporating money, posits notes with no sticky, power transformers, Christmas hats. st. Patricks day, that cop show set in the Yorkshire dales, customs and UPS... actually ill expand on that.   I have been arguing with UPS over the value of an item I am help bring into the county in a work capacity. They are damaged goods and subject to an insurance Wight off. They are special items that we are bringing in for an expert to value.  

customs/ups: We have held your package, you need to pay import duty, what is it worth.   Us: We don't know (reasons given) customs/ups: what is the value Us: We don't know customs/ups: Just give us a nominal Us: USD1 to register interest in the item customs/ups: that's not good enough, what is the value Us: We don't know customs/ups: you need to give us a value, oh by the way we are charging storage fees Us: We don't know, what do we need to do. customs/ups: as you are not telling us we will send the packed back to sender for $800.

 

(me:  ) Us: WE DONT KNOW!   so for 7 days this happened, we have sorted it now but its far from a perfect arrangement, next time we will just stick dildos R us on the box and no one will bat an eye lid.

 

I have head-butted my desk more times this last week then I think I ever had

 

we took delivery of this TODAY!

 

fookin runts

[Ali87]

Royal mail. Package delivered today, supposedly signed for but not, obviously been opened and bits missing, feckin hoooors!

[jules_s]

Gardening. Hours and hours chopping, cutting, mowing and it'll look crap again in a fortnight.

 

just spent sc+ money on ours, finished the planting which has taken nicely...

 

And it looks like some  doodah has just driven into the fence

[RabnaKS]

Royal mail. Package delivered today, supposedly signed for but not, obviously been opened and bits missing, feckin hoooors!

And you'll loose the argument with RM, or get some free stamps😏

[RabnaKS]

Gardening. Hours and hours chopping, cutting, mowing and it'll look crap again in a fortnight.

  just spent sc+ money on ours, finished the planting which has taken nicely...   And it looks like some  doodah has just driven into the fence

Do you have a sit on mower?🙀