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#6501 jules_s

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Posted 12 May 2015 - 09:05 PM

fcuk grass :lol:



#6502 RabnaKS

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Posted 12 May 2015 - 09:44 PM

fcuk grass :lol:

wear a shirt!

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Posted 14 May 2015 - 08:49 PM

Arsewipes that think it is acceptable to overtake me in a 30mph in a town only to hold me up when we got the national limit, and then have the cheek to be upset when I pass them because they are doing 50! Chodes

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Posted 14 May 2015 - 09:20 PM

Paying 110 quid for phone screen to be fixed and it not working properly!

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Posted 14 May 2015 - 09:25 PM

People using the term "Inbox me"

It doesn't make sense!!!

 

It's like saying Mailbox me for someone to send you a parcel.



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Posted 14 May 2015 - 09:49 PM

:lol:

#6507 RabnaKS

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Posted 15 May 2015 - 06:16 PM

People using the term "Inbox me" It doesn't make sense!!!   It's like saying Mailbox me for someone to send you a parcel.

Doesn't that mean you understand the phrase😏😉

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Posted 15 May 2015 - 06:21 PM

A manager who can't accept responsibility for clocking off & fcukin off home leaving a door to a warehouse containing £100.000's of stock, an £40k Aston & 3 Paul Smith Mini's, not to mention a car trailer? Oops, he was asked to leave, what a bummer!!😂

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Posted 15 May 2015 - 06:21 PM

Bank transfers that take days to complete even though computers can do millions of transactions a second.... wtf... somebody profiting!

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Posted 15 May 2015 - 06:50 PM

Thinks that turn up a week late missing parts and the parts that are there are broken.

The minimum wage is way too high because if the cu*t that packed this is getting paid £5+ an hour and still failed to do that properly then they deserve too die.

 

I don't know wether to risk them sending it all again or too drive the 90 miles to their shop tomorrow.



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Posted 15 May 2015 - 07:08 PM

Thin[color=rgb(255,0,0);]k[/color]s that turn up a week late[color=rgb(255,0,0);],[/color] missing parts and the parts that are there are broken.
The minimum wage is way too high because if the cu*t that packed this is getting paid £5+ an hour and still failed to do that properly then they deserve to[color=rgb(255,0,0);]o[/color] die.
 
I don't know [color=rgb(255,0,0);]we[/color]ther to risk them sending it all again or to[color=rgb(255,0,0);]o[/color] drive the 90 miles to their shop tomorrow.

 
People who can't spell or use grammar correctly! Tut tut.

Your mechanical skills are great though, so I forgive you. :)

Edited by Nev, 15 May 2015 - 07:10 PM.


#6512 Zoobeef

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Posted 15 May 2015 - 07:11 PM

It's because I don't know whether I should type with the knife I used to open the box or just continue to use my fist.



#6513 jules_s

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Posted 15 May 2015 - 07:14 PM

Look up wether in the dictionary, you wont misuse it again ;)



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Posted 15 May 2015 - 07:16 PM

I just have.



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Posted 15 May 2015 - 08:12 PM

The doodah that tried buglaring my house last week...looks like it could be an old issue coming back to haunt us Prepared this time though ;)

 

They've got the doodah (not who I feared it was)

 

I made a statement earlier, they are arresting him tonight apparently :)



#6516 RabnaKS

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Posted 15 May 2015 - 08:27 PM

The doodah that tried buglaring my house last week...looks like it could be an old issue coming back to haunt us Prepared this time though ;)

  They've got the doodah (not who I feared it was)   I made a statement earlier, they are arresting him tonight apparently :)
Hope it works out well? We once got burgled & the police was next to useless.

#6517 RabnaKS

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Posted 15 May 2015 - 08:32 PM

Thin[color=rgb(255,0,0);]k[/color]s that turn up a week late[color=rgb(255,0,0);],[/color] missing parts and the parts that are there are broken.
The minimum wage is way too high because if the cu*t that packed this is getting paid £5+ an hour and still failed to do that properly then they deserve to[color=rgb(255,0,0);]o[/color] die.
 
I don't know [color=rgb(255,0,0);]we[/color]ther to risk them sending it all again or to[color=rgb(255,0,0);]o[/color] drive the 90 miles to their shop tomorrow.

 
People who can't spell or use grammar correctly! Tut tut.

Your mechanical skills are great though, so I forgive you. :)
My daughter is a trainee teacher, she is not allowed to use RED to highlight errors? Hope you feel as guilty as fcuk for being politically incorrect!😜

Edited by RabnaKS, 15 May 2015 - 08:34 PM.


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Posted 15 May 2015 - 09:05 PM

The teachers at littleuns school use red, tell yours to get them to stop fcuking about like pissing fannies

#6519 Claws

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Posted 16 May 2015 - 06:57 AM

The teachers at littleuns school use red, tell yours to get them to stop fcuking about like pissing fannies

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Posted 16 May 2015 - 10:03 AM

How hard is it to get some fcuking washers at the right fcuking size??

 

First company, ad says they are stainless 10.5mm x 21mm x 2mm perfect I think and order some. Turn up and they are 10.6mm x 19.5mm x 2mm. Contact them and they refund me and say they'll speak to the supplier about sizes.

 

Order some more from Namrick, emailed before hand to confirm sizes and yes they are definitely the right size. Turn up today and low and behold 10.6mm x 19.5mm x 2mm.

 

What kind of fcuking tolerances are these fuckwits working to. As I'm beginning to loose my patients with doodahs like this.






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