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[RabnaKS]

The teachers at littleuns school use red, tell yours to get them to stop fcuking about like pissing fannies

It'd be a good idea but all her pupils have illnesses & she marks the teaching assistants who write about their progress & plans for the next day. She has more tolerance & patience than her old man. But then she got the good news yesterday, she has a job at Chellow in Bradford come this Sept.👍🏻

[Sammy]

Telling someone what they need to do to get something done a week ago, flagging up potential issues and that their time frames are very tight. They do nothing all week and then email me today saying they won't be doing anything I said, and that *I* need to complete all the tasks within 2 hours or they won't be able to complete their job in time. /rant.

[nicollow]

People taking photos of my house in the middle of the night

[Stevie Dubyah]

People taking photos of my house in the middle of the night

 

That's just f**king weird. 

 

Why?

[Ali87]

Sorry Nicol

[Claws]

Sorry Nicol

How is your "Edinburgh shanty slums" project coming along Ali?

[Ali87]

Sorry Nicol

How is your "Edinburgh shanty slums" project coming along Ali?

almost complete. Just one more trip to the bushes round the back of Nicol's house

[Zoobeef]

Friends killing themselves

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

[Mangham54]

Friends killing themselves

[techieboy]

[techieboy]

Sepp Blatter, the intransigent unimpeachable cnut and all of the bought and paid for cronies aboard Blatter's gravy train from mickey mouse tin pot dictatorships in Africa/Asia and elsewhere who've now got a nice unused pitch somewhere and a couple of million dollars in the (Swiss, undoubtedly) bank courtesy of FIFA. You're all corrupt to some degree or another and the FIFA system encourages it. Drop dead and die you CNUT.

Come on UEFA, grow a pair and start forming a rival governing body and see how much use FIFA is without Europe, USA and Australia or how much of a World Cup there is without the "world". Oh and fire NaopleonPlatini before he does the same thing as FIFA.

[slindborg]

Zee Germans

[hairy]

21 updates on your laptop when its waaaay past time to go home.

[Mangham54]

21 updates on your laptop when its waaaay past time to go home.

Or in my case today 13 laptops all updating with brtween 16 & 27 updates to do. Two laptops took over an hour to complete. I could have slung the lot out of the classroom window this afternoon.

[yaaan]

Trying to change the oil in the VX only to discover the sump plug is seized so what should have been a 10 minute job turns into a pain in the arse with the undertrays/wheel off so I can get a long enough bar on there to move the plug. Then, thinking I'd swap my knackered sills out for the new carbon ones I've just had delivered. That can't be a big job I thought, a few minutes each side.....but no! Seats out, harness bar off, rear shelf out so I can get the sills in place, only to find the bloody things don't fit and have to get the Dremmel on them. Finally get them in, everything back together, sit on one with my keys in my rear pocket and a big scratch across it....FFS!!

 

fcuking hate my car....anyone want it?

[ghand]

Trying to change the oil in the VX only to discover the sump plug is seized so what should have been a 10 minute job turns into a pain in the arse with the undertrays/wheel off so I can get a long enough bar on there to move the plug. Then, thinking I'd swap my knackered sills out for the new carbon ones I've just had delivered. That can't be a big job I thought, a few minutes each side.....but no! Seats out, harness bar off, rear shelf out so I can get the sills in place, only to find the bloody things don't fit and have to get the Dremmel on them. Finally get them in, everything back together, sit on one with my keys in my rear pocket and a big scratch across it....FFS!!   fcuking hate my car....anyone want it?

Sounds like normal work on a VX to me, standard to hate the frigging thing halfway through any simple job then you get it on the Hoon

[Mangham54]

Trying to change the oil in the VX only to discover the sump plug is seized so what should have been a 10 minute job turns into a pain in the arse with the undertrays/wheel off so I can get a long enough bar on there to move the plug. Then, thinking I'd swap my knackered sills out for the new carbon ones I've just had delivered. That can't be a big job I thought, a few minutes each side.....but no! Seats out, harness bar off, rear shelf out so I can get the sills in place, only to find the bloody things don't fit and have to get the Dremmel on them. Finally get them in, everything back together, sit on one with my keys in my rear pocket and a big scratch across it....FFS!!

 

fcuking hate my car....anyone want it?

 

I'll give you £500

[yaaan]

 

Sounds like normal work on a VX to me, standard to hate the frigging thing halfway through any simple job then you get it on the Hoon

 

 

Yep, every job starts off with "It'll only take 10 minutes....". It would be nice, just for once, for a job to actually go as planned though......I suppose getting the wheels off normally doesn't take long

 

 

 

I'll give you £500

 

Tempting! After having it off the road for the last 18 months I've sort of fallen out of love with it, and the lure of a TVR is calling...... 

[Mangham54]

£1000 then and you are twisting my arm.