What Gets On Your Tits?
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, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
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Posted 14 May 2006 - 10:39 PM
Racists, rapists and paedophiles
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Posted 15 May 2006 - 07:47 AM
Shite like this >here<
Hmmm, nice idea. Let's leave it up to HMG to determine what our "identity" is. That'll do the trick.
Hmmm, nice idea. Let's leave it up to HMG to determine what our "identity" is. That'll do the trick.
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Posted 15 May 2006 - 08:44 AM
i'm suffering this at the minute.
have lots of what should be really worthwhile make a difference jobs in the pipline - jobs relating to a policy which came for the torture and death of a little girl, but in meeting upon meeting and as the meetings about the meetings progress it seems no one wants to actually make a difference - they just want to tick all the right boxes.
box tickers. they get right on my tits.
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Posted 15 May 2006 - 11:03 AM
do we need education on how to get fcuked by anyone and everyone? that seems to come naturally to us Brits nowadaysShite like this >here<
Hmmm, nice idea. Let's leave it up to HMG to determine what our "identity" is. That'll do the trick.
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Posted 15 May 2006 - 11:24 AM
It all comes down to my standard 
about the view that given the correct information the world will become a better place.
Problem: Old people are getting knocked down
Solution: Do an ad campaign to make them aware that being hit by a car hurts
Problem : Scotland is the sick man of Europe
Solution : Ad campaign to convince lard ass fatties that taking excercise is good
Of course its fcuking good, and everyone knows they should take more excercise but those that don't aren't going to be convinced by an ad campaign.
So now we'll "educate" people in good british values and the world will be a better place.............ummm no it will be the same we'll just know what we are doiing / saying is "wrong".
twats 
about the view that given the correct information the world will become a better place.
Problem: Old people are getting knocked down
Solution: Do an ad campaign to make them aware that being hit by a car hurts
Problem : Scotland is the sick man of Europe
Solution : Ad campaign to convince lard ass fatties that taking excercise is good
Of course its fcuking good, and everyone knows they should take more excercise but those that don't aren't going to be convinced by an ad campaign.
So now we'll "educate" people in good british values and the world will be a better place.............ummm no it will be the same we'll just know what we are doiing / saying is "wrong".
twats
Edited by LazyDonkey, 15 May 2006 - 11:25 AM.
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Posted 15 May 2006 - 11:32 AM
LD, please clarify, that's a slightly vague .
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Posted 15 May 2006 - 11:48 AM
box tickers ld! solving problems my arse. box ticking.
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Posted 15 May 2006 - 01:46 PM
And on a similar theme.
PROCESS
fcuking
CONTROL
fcuking
CHARTS
What would you like me to do? Actually do the work or take a week out of my schedule to "document the process".
Oh you want both to happen ? Oh fcuk off
doodahs 
EDIT : Swear filter doesn't understand the plural of doodah, but i got embarrased and put it in meself to save the innocent children who peruse this site.
What would you like me to do? Actually do the work or take a week out of my schedule to "document the process".
Oh you want both to happen ? Oh fcuk off
doodahs
EDIT : Swear filter doesn't understand the plural of doodah, but i got embarrased and put it in meself to save the innocent children who peruse this site.
Edited by LazyDonkey, 15 May 2006 - 01:48 PM.
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Posted 15 May 2006 - 02:21 PM
Jobsworth C U Next Tuesday's.
I am saying no more till I calm down.
Spam filter never worked!!!!
Spam filter never worked!!!!
Edited by pippyt, 15 May 2006 - 02:22 PM.
#650
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 08:40 PM
don't know what to call them really. builders? that's a rough stab i suppose and the best i can do for now.
latest horrors on the house; more comedy wiring and an inner leaf of brickwork in the kitchen that's held up by scrunched up tabloid newspaper from the 1980s.
sure that's not what was used originally in 1911 to bear the whole weight of one elevation of my house. 
quality. is not a word i'd use. still give me the opportunity to do the job right.
tw@ts
latest horrors on the house; more comedy wiring and an inner leaf of brickwork in the kitchen that's held up by scrunched up tabloid newspaper from the 1980s.
sure that's not what was used originally in 1911 to bear the whole weight of one elevation of my house.
quality. is not a word i'd use. still give me the opportunity to do the job right.
tw@ts
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 08:42 PM
don't know what to call them really. builders? that's a rough stab i suppose and the best i can do for now.
latest horrors on the house; more comedy wiring and an inner leaf of brickwork in the kitchen that's held up by scrunched up tabloid newspaper from the 1980s.
sure that's not what was used originally in 1911 to bear the whole weight of one elevation of my house.
quality. is not a word i'd use. still give me the opportunity to do the job right.
tw@ts
What on earth?
Explain further mate
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 08:51 PM
it's completely beyond me. so far i've started (and finished) sorting a garage that goes 80% the width of my plot, leaving insufficient room inside for a standard size car and 900mm of useless space. a poured floor in the middle of the house which is constructed with ventilated suspended timber floors (needless to say i had HUGE chunks of plaster falling off all over the place, oh and chunks of damp brick). that by the way had the as normally specified 10mm- 40mm of screed ontop of a base made from a mosaic of imperial bricks three leaves deep 
. comical wiring everywhere and now a wall/ floor arrangement that defied the laws of physics.
fcuk me i'm glad i paid less for this house than it was valued at 
mind you i did break out some paving in the back garden this weekend (which was on concrete to a higher spec than that used anywhere else in the house ) and lay some turf. looks cracking. just got to let it establish now and i can have barbeques and another 
. comical wiring everywhere and now a wall/ floor arrangement that defied the laws of physics.
fcuk me i'm glad i paid less for this house than it was valued at
mind you i did break out some paving in the back garden this weekend (which was on concrete to a higher spec than that used anywhere else in the house ) and lay some turf. looks cracking. just got to let it establish now and i can have barbeques and another
Edited by AntB, 29 May 2006 - 08:52 PM.
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 09:00 PM
The house that John Wayne built
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 07:21 AM
Manufacturers dropping your favorite item - in this case Coke have dropped Vannila Coke which I love in favour of Cherry Coke - apparently they want to make a thing about Fruit flavoured cokes being more healthy - like any of them have seen real fruit. Anyway Vanilla is a Fruit!!!
All about Vanilla
Paul
All about Vanilla
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 08:04 AM
Cheap garlic bread 
Always makes me feel not well.
I forget this every 6-9 months. Enjoy every greasy slice and then get f*cking stomach cramps for hours.
Repeat after me
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TWAT
Always makes me feel not well.
I forget this every 6-9 months. Enjoy every greasy slice and then get f*cking stomach cramps for hours.
Repeat after me
I
AM
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TWAT
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 09:13 AM
Completely buggering up my knee in a way which shows no external bruising or swelling. Then everyone thinks you are wet or just playing for attention every time you squeal in pain trying to go up stairs. I'm giving active consideration to going to the physio.
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 09:45 AM
I watched that stabbing video last night.
To say that it pissed me off would be an understatement
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 02:38 PM
I watched that stabbing video last night.
To say that it pissed me off would be an understatement
*ding* with you on that one Jules. just seen it. fcuking pikey runts. the way the attack happened looked pathetic, looked like the attackers were scared of the guys they attacked fighting back even though they were clearly unarmed and the attackers obviously had knives.
to say i'm angry is an understatement.
hope they get a life sentence to the 'get pounded in the @rse' wing of the prison.
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 02:43 PM
I watched that stabbing video last night.
To say that it pissed me off would be an understatement
*ding* with you on that one Jules. just seen it. fcuking pikey runts. the way the attack happened looked pathetic, looked like the attackers were scared of the guys they attacked fighting back even though they were clearly unarmed and the attackers obviously had knives.
to say i'm angry is an understatement.
hope they get a life sentence to the 'get pounded in the @rse' wing of the prison.
Expecting a
but like this where there is no doubt of the identity of the guilty party - hang 'em !
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 03:11 PM
I watched that stabbing video last night.
To say that it pissed me off would be an understatement
*ding* with you on that one Jules. just seen it. fcuking pikey runts. the way the attack happened looked pathetic, looked like the attackers were scared of the guys they attacked fighting back even though they were clearly unarmed and the attackers obviously had knives.
to say i'm angry is an understatement.
hope they get a life sentence to the 'get pounded in the @rse' wing of the prison.
Expecting a
I totally agree with you mate, but after the last thread where I ended up in a bun fight with some members I keep my captial punishment views to myself. But............... fcuk it, hang the b'stards!!
By the way, is this the video, where after the event the criminals drove off in a blue calibra? I saw that one last week on the news, but didn't see one last night?
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